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[anabolicfreak]

You sure you aren't thinking of the clap?

That thing that turns your lights on and off? Dude what are you talking about? We're talking about STDs here, sexually transmitted diseases. You need to get educated about this pronto if you plan on getting any strange any time soon!

I was lucky and only got a little case of herpes my first time, but you may not be as fortunate as me and end up with something you cant just walk into the free clinic and get a shot or a pill and its gone.

 

[chewyxrage]

That thing that turns your lights on and off? Dude what are you talking about? We're talking about STDs here, sexually transmitted diseases. You need to get educated about this pronto if you plan on getting any strange any time soon!

I was lucky and only got a little case of herpes my first time, but you may not be as fortunate as me and end up with something you cant just walk into the free clinic and get a shot or a pill and its gone.

How can I get this thing called "The Herpe" ?

 

[RottenWillow]

Yet another bad time to e-flirt.

No this is a good time, especially since everyone else in the thread is ignoring me.

 

[foreigngirl]

That thing that turns your lights on and off? Dude what are you talking about? We're talking about STDs here, sexually transmitted diseases. You need to get educated about this pronto if you plan on getting any strange any time soon!

I was lucky and only got a little case of herpes my first time, but you may not be as fortunate as me and end up with something you cant just walk into the free clinic and get a shot or a pill and its gone.

lol @ "little case of herpes" I hope you are fucking with us when you say that there is cure and that you are free of the virus

 

[anabolicfreak]

How can I get this thing called "The Herpe" ?

Get piss drunk and then rail some raver chick at 4am in her trailer with no condom, thats how!

Seems like a fuckin great idea until you bust a nut!

 

[PICK3]

I was lucky and only got a little case of herpes you cant just walk into the free clinic and get a shot or a pill and its gone.

Yep ... he's fucking with us.

 

[foreigngirl]

No this is a good time, especially since everyone else in the thread is ignoring me.

they are just intimidated

 

[anabolicfreak]

lol @ "little case of herpes" I hope you are fucking with us when you say that there is cure and that you are free of the virus

what virus?

 

[foreigngirl]

what virus?

never mind. Its getting old playing stupid. Change to another tactics

 

[anabolicfreak]

LOL, yeah you got me I cant keep it up any longer.

Thats my funny STD story.