Sexually Active Teens Think Outside The Box

[Lestat]

great post

 

[HumorMe]

"These kids are brilliant, they’ll do whatever it takes to avoid ruining their lives,” says Doris Fullerton of Sandusky, Ohio, who, with her two teenage children, wrote the 2004 book I Promised Mom Not To Get Pregnant: Put It In My Butt, which discusses topics such as teen oral, anal, and nasal sex.

LMAO!

 

[seizer]

“Shit, I’ll skeet all over a ho,” said New Jersey teenager David Goldman, 16. “I’ll put it in her mouth, her ass, I don’t care. I’ll shoot my goo all up in her nose and shit. But I’ll be damned if get a bitch knocked up. I ain’t cut out to be no one’s baby daddy just yet.”

lolololoplol

 

[seizer]

great post

more like best thread ever

 

[tiger88]

serious wtf?

 

[Devastation]

hahalolha

 

[tiger88]

none of those kids are even hot. how the hell they getting anal at age 16?

 

[curling]

nasal sex?

wtf?

No doubt, they must have smaller pecker than ole nathan does.

 

[nycgirl]

“Shit, I’ll skeet all over a ho,” said New Jersey teenager David Goldman, 16. “I’ll put it in her mouth, her ass, I don’t care. I’ll shoot my goo all up in her nose and shit. But I’ll be damned if get a bitch knocked up. I ain’t cut out to be no one’s baby daddy just yet.”

If I didn't know any better, I would swear DIV wrote this. I'm willing to bet you he drives a BMW and will be going to Brown when he graduates H.S.

Among today’s prudent teens, oral, anal, and nasal sex is viewed as the most logical alternative to ridiculously outdated notions of condoms/abstinence.

When did abstinence & condoms become outdated? WTF is nasal sex? That said, I no longer feel guilty about my teenage years.

“By breaking every sexual taboo before they turn 17, kids severely cripple their future sex lives,” said Brian Walsh, a psychologist and author of the teen-behavior book, Why Do They Suck So Much Dick? “What sexual mishaps are going to be left to try when they turn 40? S+M? Bestiality? Nothing, that’s what.”

I don't remember this book in my sex-ed class.

"These kids are brilliant, they’ll do whatever it takes to avoid ruining their lives,” says Doris Fullerton of Sandusky, Ohio, who, with her two teenage children, wrote the 2004 book I Promised Mom Not To Get Pregnant: Put It In My Butt, which discusses topics such as teen oral, anal, and nasal sex.
"They’ll put it in each other’s mouths, in each other’s butts, I mean, who ever even heard of nasal sex? These kids invented it. I tell you, they’re all natural-born geniuses these days.”

This is beyond funny to me for reasons I cannot share. That said, at natural-born genuises.

 

[chewyxrage]

LMFAO!!!!!!

love it