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Sexually Active Teens Think Outside The Box
ABCnews Oct, 24, 2005
Study: Oral, Anal, Nasal Sex Increasingly Used To Avoid Pregnancy
Just a few of the 'wise-beyond-their-years' teenagers who frequently engage in acts of fellatio, anal, and nasal intercourse.
When it comes to sex, American teens think outside the box.
More than half of all sexually active 15- to 19-year-olds deposit their baby-batter into non-vaginal orifices, according to a groundbreaking study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
“What’s there to say? These kids today are wise beyond their years,” says Shelly Brown, director of the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy. “It shows they’re getting our message. Don’t get pregnant. Babies ruin lives.”
To avoid unwanted pregnancies, the researchers found that today’s shrewd teen routinely engages in alternative types of sex such as oral, anal, and nasal.
“Shit, I’ll skeet all over a ho,” said New Jersey teenager David Goldman, 16. “I’ll put it in her mouth, her ass, I don’t care. I’ll shoot my goo all up in her nose and shit. But I’ll be damned if get a bitch knocked up. I ain’t cut out to be no one’s baby daddy just yet.”
Among today’s prudent teens, oral, anal, and nasal sex is viewed as the most logical alternative to ridiculously outdated notions of condoms/abstinence.
"What we're learning here is that adolescents don’t want to do what we suggest,” said Brown. “But they do realize they have to avoid pregnancy. If only my generation had been so sensible, I wouldn’t be saddled with Katie (9) and Tim (16).”
Still, some experts worry that a generation that approaches intimate behavior so unconventionally might have difficulty enjoying sex later on.
“By breaking every sexual taboo before they turn 17, kids severely cripple their future sex lives,” said Brian Walsh, a psychologist and author of the teen-behavior book, Why Do They Suck So Much Dick? “What sexual mishaps are going to be left to try when they turn 40? S+M? Bestiality? Nothing, that’s what.”
Carolyn Donner, a 17-year-old high school senior from Cockeysville, Md., believes her generation is ahead of their time.
"My parents' generation sort of viewed oral sex as something special,” said Donner. ”But like, I was like 9 when Clinton got head from Monica. So it’s so like not a big deal.”
"These kids are brilliant, they’ll do whatever it takes to avoid ruining their lives,” says Doris Fullerton of Sandusky, Ohio, who, with her two teenage children, wrote the 2004 book I Promised Mom Not To Get Pregnant: Put It In My Butt, which discusses topics such as teen oral, anal, and nasal sex.
"They’ll put it in each other’s mouths, in each other’s butts, I mean, who ever even heard of nasal sex? These kids invented it. I tell you, they’re all natural-born geniuses these days.”
ABCnews Oct, 24, 2005
Study: Oral, Anal, Nasal Sex Increasingly Used To Avoid Pregnancy
Just a few of the 'wise-beyond-their-years' teenagers who frequently engage in acts of fellatio, anal, and nasal intercourse.
When it comes to sex, American teens think outside the box.
More than half of all sexually active 15- to 19-year-olds deposit their baby-batter into non-vaginal orifices, according to a groundbreaking study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
“What’s there to say? These kids today are wise beyond their years,” says Shelly Brown, director of the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy. “It shows they’re getting our message. Don’t get pregnant. Babies ruin lives.”
To avoid unwanted pregnancies, the researchers found that today’s shrewd teen routinely engages in alternative types of sex such as oral, anal, and nasal.
“Shit, I’ll skeet all over a ho,” said New Jersey teenager David Goldman, 16. “I’ll put it in her mouth, her ass, I don’t care. I’ll shoot my goo all up in her nose and shit. But I’ll be damned if get a bitch knocked up. I ain’t cut out to be no one’s baby daddy just yet.”
Among today’s prudent teens, oral, anal, and nasal sex is viewed as the most logical alternative to ridiculously outdated notions of condoms/abstinence.
"What we're learning here is that adolescents don’t want to do what we suggest,” said Brown. “But they do realize they have to avoid pregnancy. If only my generation had been so sensible, I wouldn’t be saddled with Katie (9) and Tim (16).”
Still, some experts worry that a generation that approaches intimate behavior so unconventionally might have difficulty enjoying sex later on.
“By breaking every sexual taboo before they turn 17, kids severely cripple their future sex lives,” said Brian Walsh, a psychologist and author of the teen-behavior book, Why Do They Suck So Much Dick? “What sexual mishaps are going to be left to try when they turn 40? S+M? Bestiality? Nothing, that’s what.”
Carolyn Donner, a 17-year-old high school senior from Cockeysville, Md., believes her generation is ahead of their time.
"My parents' generation sort of viewed oral sex as something special,” said Donner. ”But like, I was like 9 when Clinton got head from Monica. So it’s so like not a big deal.”
"These kids are brilliant, they’ll do whatever it takes to avoid ruining their lives,” says Doris Fullerton of Sandusky, Ohio, who, with her two teenage children, wrote the 2004 book I Promised Mom Not To Get Pregnant: Put It In My Butt, which discusses topics such as teen oral, anal, and nasal sex.
"They’ll put it in each other’s mouths, in each other’s butts, I mean, who ever even heard of nasal sex? These kids invented it. I tell you, they’re all natural-born geniuses these days.”