Sex Olympics!!!!!!

[superqt4u2nv]

Most creative positions. (This is graded in a similar manner as figure skating with each routine having an athletic an artistic element. Long and short program of course.)

Long distance cumming.

Relay fucking.

Post up your best idea for an Olympic sex sport.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I thought the breast stroke was already in the olympics.

 

[Forge]

Double penetration, two guys and one girl, see how fast all three can cum. Fastest overall time wins the event.

 

[onerepmaximum]

The twat-put. If you've ever been to the Phillipines and have seen what those girls can do with ping pong balls, this will make all the sense in the world. If not, use your imagination.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

You are one horny little mama today I take it.

 

[coverguy]

Definitely the Marathon.

Followed by the Oral Sprints (Men and Women) - who through their oral expertise can make their partner cum fastest. One stipulation is that the partner is a new partner provided by the committee that you've never been with before. This will make adaptation and quality of skills very important!!!

 

[BileStew]

Bed spread sprints are always one of my favorites.

Also the dyke plugging contest in Holland is cool too.

 

[jenscats5]

I don't understand the question.....

 

[Dial_tone]

fastest cumshot
deepest throat
heaviest boob

 

[onerepmaximum]

Definitely the Marathon.

Followed by the Oral Sprints (Men and Women) - who through their oral expertise can make their partner cum fastest. One stipulation is that the partner is a new partner provided by the committee that you've never been with before. This will make adaptation and quality of skills very important!!!

I would be a non-biased judge for this event.