Sex facts porn directors want you to believe

[Becoming]

You want to watch a guy jack off for like 10-20 seconds and the only site you see is his hand and cock and part of a girls face with no noises other then him grunting and beatin his pudd?

Awwwkkkkwwaarrrddddd.

This kid that lived across the hall from me in the dorms in college used to whack off so much (like 8-10 times per day) that eventually when he did finally land a chick he couldn't cum unless he stopped fucking her and whacked off on her...

Now THAT is awkward...

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[musclemom]

Well if it's a repost, I never saw it before ... oh BOY have I got a couple I can add:

31. People never, EVER say "Ouch," or "Not there," or "CRAMP!" while engaged in the act of intercourse.
32. Nobody ever farts or queefs during sex, EVER.
33. All women are capable of putting their legs over their head and maintaining that position indefinitely.
34. All any woman EVER needs to achieve orgasm is penetration.
35. Men like their testicles to be treated roughly which includes, but is not limited to vigorous sucking and generally harsh ball handling.
36. Nobody has body hair that grows where you don't want it; most women have a completely bald pussy, those that aren't totally bald have a discrete landing strip.

I could think of more but I have to go back to work

 

[xrsist]

number 30 is true in my house anyway. and number 18 is really the lounge room rule, if caught in the lounge room, its free game...

 

[Becoming]

37 - Walking up to the front door and rining the bell of ANY 35+ year old woman will get you laid...

This one is true for sure.

 

[redguru]

37 - Walking up to the front door and rining the bell of ANY 35+ year old woman will get you laid...

This one is true or sure.

This is factual.

 

[Y_lifter]

38. Anal sex is Pleasurable

 

[Rabid_Goose]

This kid that lived across the hall from me in the dorms in college used to whack off so much (like 8-10 times per day) that eventually when he did finally land a chick he couldn't cum unless he stopped fucking her and whacked off on her...

Now THAT is awkward...

[Can you hold on a minute - oh yeah, that's better!]

That isn't awkward, that is funny as hell.

How much energy and free time did he have to go like 8-10 times a day? Wouldn't it get blisters after like 5 times?

 

[Becoming]

How much energy and free time did he have to go like 8-10 times a day? Wouldn't it get blisters after like 5 times?

I think he pretty much saved all his energy for whacking off. I don't think he ever exercised in his life... When that movie came out about the plane crashing and the kids eating each other we all decided if that was us, we would eat him - cause he would be all tender like veal....

As for the blisters, I am sure he used lube - the kid was a fucking pro.

Daily quote heard several times a day "You have to leave my room because I am going to whack off now!"

 

[Longhorn85]

You meant, "sex myths", directors want you to believe.

 

[SpyWizard]

This kid that lived across the hall from me in the dorms in college used to whack off so much (like 8-10 times per day) that eventually when he did finally land a chick he couldn't cum unless he stopped fucking her and whacked off on her...

Now THAT is awkward...

[Can you hold on a minute - oh yeah, that's better!]

should have put him on a test/var cycle.. he would have given up masterbating because it was taking too long..