Serious - Thinking about getting a penis enlargement operation

[CipherLock]

I’m not quite sure where else I can talk about this, especially directly and all. I’ve never been truly satisfied with the size of my second penis. I have always felt that my wife pays more attention to ‘Andre’ than to ‘David’.

Mostly my reservations have been based around what if’s.

What if my new bigger David is even bigger than Andre? Will I want to get Andre a little longer?

What if they botch the job? Will I have to cut one off?

Do I have to get more blood put into by body to sustain my twicerections?

Can someone ‘in the know’ post up some help please?

(This is a serious thread, please don’t move as I feel I can truly benefit from the larger audience that CC offers)

please help.

 

[Mr. Black]

Its a known fact that if you extend your Johnson, although it may be longer, your body will not produce more blood to compensate your boner, thus when erect will be much "softer". I'd rather be a litte shorter and super hard than the latter.

 

[CipherLock]

What if I have them connect the two? That way the newly sized one can sort of use my bigger penis as a splint.

Double the pleasure double the fun? Or too much?

And before I get a flood of emails, yes we finally got double penetration. It isn't as fun as you think it might be. (by double I mean both ends at the same time)

 

[vixenbabe]

You need to focus on getting that cum wad removed from your ear in your picture.

Every time I see your "picture" I think to myself, " What the hell is that wad of white goop in his ear?"

 

[CipherLock]

Honey that ain't me, I'm much uglier.

 

[JBRO]

you have twin johnsons? thats cool shit. just zip tie them together. it would be like a tuna can. shove a tuna can in a girl and see if she says its small.

 

[CipherLock]

I can't just tie them together. Try to tie your peewee to your leg and try that shiat.

and, my wife has never said it's small, even the smaller one is big compared to a toddlers.

 

[JBRO]

JB WELD then.

 

[hamstershaver]

just remove the one from your ass and all your problems will be solved

 

[HumanShell]

Ha ha, would this be called dual penii?

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

splice and cut just to get an extra inch? no thanks...

 

[HumanShell]

I've read this thread a couple times now....strange....

 

[BO-DEN]

thank god im me

im gunna say an extra prayer tonight

"thank god for a healthy size dick"!!

 

[vinylgroover I]

How about actaully getting a penis first.

 

[-SD-]

Is anyone else totally confused as to what this fucker is talking about????????????????????????????
Two dicks?????????????????
Andre vs David?????????????????????

 

[BileStew]

Cipher,

Just save your money and purchase a carnival mirror. Stand in front of it with your gal and she'll think you're the second coming (no pun intended) of Johnny Holmes when she catches a glimpse it in the reflection.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

good one

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

one is an enlarged clitoris