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>>If you receive an email
>>entitled
>>"Bedtimes"delete it IMMEDIATELY.
>>Do not open it
>>Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything
>>on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within
>>20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
>>credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
>>tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
>>CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call
>>only 0898
>>numbers.
>>This
>>virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
>>tank.
>>IT
>>WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink
>>ALL your
>>beer.
>>FOR
>>GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU
>>LISTENING??
>>It
>>will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
>>company.
>>It
>>will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the
>>"Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
>>leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
>>dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
>>forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
>>your skim milk with whole
>>milk.
>>WARN
>>AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
>>***
>>And
>>if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
>>hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
>>you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
>>
>>
>>Send
>>this warning to
>>everyone!!! THERE'S
>>A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
>>Right
>>now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having
>>SEX!!!
>>And
>>look at you - you're on the
>>computer!!!!
>>entitled
>>"Bedtimes"delete it IMMEDIATELY.
>>Do not open it
>>Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything
>>on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within
>>20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
>>credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
>>tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
>>CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call
>>only 0898
>>numbers.
>>This
>>virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
>>tank.
>>IT
>>WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink
>>ALL your
>>beer.
>>FOR
>>GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU
>>LISTENING??
>>It
>>will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
>>company.
>>It
>>will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the
>>"Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
>>leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
>>dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
>>forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
>>your skim milk with whole
>>milk.
>>WARN
>>AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN
>>***
>>And
>>if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
>>hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
>>you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
>>
>>
>>Send
>>this warning to
>>everyone!!! THERE'S
>>A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
>>Right
>>now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having
>>SEX!!!
>>And
>>look at you - you're on the
>>computer!!!!
