Robin Hood morality quiz - What is your attitude to morals, sex and honesty?

[Daisy_Girl]

I refused to answer because I found the question to be extremely uninteresting, judging people on some subjective relative morality scale is absurd. All four characters are flawed. The sherrif is corrupt and accepts sexual favors to circumvent justice. Robin and John are, first of all, thieves who deserve imprisonment under the penal code of their time. Robin was a bastard for rejecting Marian's supposed sacrifice. John was a bastard for taking advantage of the situation and for taking his friend's ex-GF. Marian whored herself out to circumvent justice and thereby contributed to the corruption of a public official.

Ranking them is silly.

I agree totally.

 

[caligirl]

I refused to answer because I found the question to be extremely uninteresting, judging people on some subjective relative morality scale is absurd. All four characters are flawed. The sherrif is corrupt and accepts sexual favors to circumvent justice. Robin and John are, first of all, thieves who deserve imprisonment under the penal code of their time. Robin was a bastard for rejecting Marian's supposed sacrifice. John was a bastard for taking advantage of the situation and for taking his friend's ex-GF. Marian whored herself out to circumvent justice and thereby contributed to the corruption of a public official.

Ranking them is silly.

you just answered

 

[UA_Iron]

Little John, The Sheriff, Maid Marion, Robin Hood
You too, believe that morality is another word for commonsense and suitability, and not something which is universally valid or a religious truth. Your feeling for security is strong, and you would rate reliability as one of your virtues.

Men: Your estimate of women as the inferior sex suggests that you are a little uncertain of them.

Women: You are more permissive about the morals of others than you are about your own.

This combination represents 3% of total, 2% of men and 3% of women


I need not explain why my analysis is superior to that of 99% of other responders to this thread.

 

[megamania500]

It seems like he discovered what Marian's true character was and fell for her.

No, he discovered that she was an easy piece of ass! "I GOTTA hook up wit dat shit, she's a sure thing!!!" was his thoughts.
Was Marion a caring enough person to totally sacrifice herself for someone else, or was she just being a big whore? Is Little John a kind, caring person who accepts someone despite their imperfections, or is he just desperate enough to tap some skanky slut booty? Is Robin Hood the type to stick to his moral values despite any situation, or is he just a self-righteous dick? Is the sheriff a douchbag, or a piece of sh*t (or both)?


To set them all on a morally right path, it should've went like this: Robin should've thanked Marion, kicked her to the curb (but politely), then went and kicked the sheriffs ass, then hooked back up with Marion and hit it all night. Marion should've just gave the Sheriff a lap dance and maybe a hand-job (with condom). Little John should've told Marion she was sweet, then went home and spanked it to some nude pics of her. And instead of imprisonment, the Sheriff should have just placed Robin Hood and Little John on probation.

 

[caligirl]

No, he discovered that she was an easy piece of ass! "I GOTTA hook up wit dat shit, she's a sure thing!!!" was his thoughts.
Was Marion a caring enough person to totally sacrifice herself for someone else, or was she just being a big whore? Is Little John a kind, caring person who accepts someone despite their imperfections, or is he just desperate enough to tap some skanky slut booty? Is Robin Hood the type to stick to his moral values despite any situation, or is he just a self-righteous dick? Is the sheriff a douchbag, or a piece of sh*t (or both)?


To set them all on a morally right path, it should've went like this: Robin should've thanked Marion, kicked her to the curb (but politely), then went and kicked the sheriffs ass, then hooked back up with Marion and hit it all night. Marion should've just gave the Sheriff a lap dance and maybe a hand-job (with condom). Little John should've told Marion she was sweet, then went home and spanked it to some nude pics of her. And instead of imprisonment, the Sheriff should have just placed Robin Hood and Little John on probation.

lmao.. best post yet

 

[Cutiebaby]

The Sheriff, Robin Hood, Maid Marion, Little John
Men: We find it hard to imagine you leading a full, happy life. The warmth and give-and-take of love are not for you. Your sex life is ringed with unreality, and you neither understand nor appreciate women.

Women: If you really believe this is the right order, you baffle us completely.

 

[Smurfy]

I spent more than 5 minutes trying to come up with my answer and I couldnt decide and it frustrated the piss out of me and then I came to the conclusion that this exercise suks.

 

[Yarg!]

Maid Marion, The Sheriff, Little John, Robin Hood
Such an emphatic rejection of ready-made values is probably partly camouflage. You hate to be thought weak or insecure. You value honesty, and abhor hypocrisy.

Men: Women are very much part of you life, and you are - or perhaps would like to be - quite ruthless, both with women and life in general.

Women: You are tolerant about men and their failings - but we mean men, for you have no time for boys on men's errands.

This combination represents 3% of total, 3% of men and 3% of women

 

[Yarg!]

i take it there were alot of ppl who were unhappy withtheir responses ("IM NOT A FAILURE WITH WOMEN!?! GRRRR *RANTS ON EF*) that they are overly being critical of their answers- and frankly, i find it amusing.

 

[KillahBee]

It seems like he discovered what Marian's true character was and fell for her. As for Robin Hood, he is a dick who rejected Marian for bothering to help him so it doesn't matter what he wants with the issue.

Sorry, but where I grew up "morals" means you DO NOT step on a man when he is down ESPECIALLY when he is your best friend and loyal. NO EXCEPTIONS. Little John is an ambulance chaser, if you will.