I feel your pain. Let me draw a job for you out of the hat....
Ok...you are now a Hooker! Congratulations! But in all seriousness there really aren't any online jobs that you can live off of. There are a few out there that you can supplement income with; i.e. if your any good at writing there are many freelance writing jobs out there that pay decently. Best of luck to you in these tough times!