Ok, here's the straight dope.
I lured her to my place from Canada with a free plane ticket. When she got here, I immedaitly noticed that with her good bag and bad shoes, she was the rube I was looking for. I got her to my house and the next thing she knew she was tied and gagged in my basement.
That rascally girl managed at one point to get loose and tried to log onto EF to get help (seems this is the only place she had any friends... or so she thought). I caught her just as she was logging in.
After getting her back into the rigging (really weak for an EF girl - if it were Spatts, it would have be me with the dildos being shoved into all of my orifices and getting the 50 or so clothespins clipped to my genitals/nipples), I logged in with her account and made some naughty posts.
I also tried to lure some other hotties from EF with PMs (posing as her) and by sending them all of her karma, but those girls were not the attention whores CC was.
Given her repeated attempts to escape, I had to put an end to it all and she met an untimely end in my garbage disposal. Maybe if she worked out more she wouldn't have fit so easily down the drain.
So let that be a lesson to all the EF attention whores who post nudie pics of themselves and flirt with online guys. I have plenty of clothspins and free airplane tickets left, and the next EF guy you go visit might just be one of my many alts - maybe even one who is a mod.
If you will excuse me now, Wheel of Fortune is about to start.