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Question for the parents here

jnevin

jnevin

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When does the poo turn really scary? I puked my breakfast out of my nose today because of what I can only describe as the black death in my daughter's diaper. Then someone at work said I haven't seen anything yet. She's 6 months old, how long do I have? Also, does wearing a painter's mask and gloves make people with sissy gag reflexes any better off? I'm still blowing rice out of my nose.
 
Lol
 
wait till she eats carrots

fvcking nasty
I don't mind my daughters poop though
doesn't really bother me
 
man up. every time my son eats blueberries he shits runny black. get used to it. or wait till theyt pull their diaper off and spread their shit all over the crib/wall/blankets/sheets/toys. and also in their hair and between their fingers.

so basically it gets worse on occasion before it gets better.
 
DannoMight said:
man up. every time my son eats blueberries he shits runny black. get used to it. or wait till theyt pull their diaper off and spread their shit all over the crib/wall/blankets/sheets/toys. and also in their hair and between their fingers.

so basically it gets worse on occasion before it gets better.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously? Holy germs.
 
oh, every baby, at some point, will reach out to you with a handful of shit that they've been playing with.
table food is the worst- then it's as bad as adult stuff.

get a bandana or scarf, spritz lightly with a nice cologne. tie it so it fits around your head and covers your nose and mouth. Leave it tied for handy retrieval and just slip it on before you have to do the dirty diaper deed.
it helps. good luck.
 
jnevin said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Seriously? Holy germs.
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a little over a year ago the wie and i were still sleeping in on a saturday and got woke up by our daughter who was yelling "OH NO MOMMY! RILEY'S BAREBUTT IN HIS CRIB!!!" much to our dismay he had poop everywhere. i mean everywhere!! it took several hours to clean the wall, the baby, and the entire crib. even most of the bars on the crib had poop smeared within. great times in parenting i must say. I'm gonna be sure to tell his first girlfriend about it.
 
DannoMight said:
man up. every time my son eats blueberries he shits runny black. get used to it. or wait till theyt pull their diaper off and spread their shit all over the crib/wall/blankets/sheets/toys. and also in their hair and between their fingers.

so basically it gets worse on occasion before it gets better.
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wtf? :confused:

my kid never did that!
 
DannoMight said:
a little over a year ago the wie and i were still sleeping in on a saturday and got woke up by our daughter who was yelling "OH NO MOMMY! RILEY'S BAREBUTT IN HIS CRIB!!!" much to our dismay he had poop everywhere. i mean everywhere!! it took several hours to clean the wall, the baby, and the entire crib. even most of the bars on the crib had poop smeared within. great times in parenting i must say. I'm gonna be sure to tell his first girlfriend about it.
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lol @ payback.
I guess I was lucky. I don't have any stories of my kids playing with their poo.
 
wait till she is sick and the wife brings her in to lay with you in the middle of the night and they end up throwing up on you and in your bed. Nice!
 
I got a crawfish boil coming up soon that should make some good looking ca ca
 
lol suck it up... quit being such an pu**y
 
Just wait til she gets the shits....the diaper will be full and the shit oozing out the legs....the you have to stick the medicine up her but, sorry I cant remember the name of them, I think I tried to forget those episodes in my sons life.......really not very good memories.....
 
jnevin said:
When does the poo turn really scary? I puked my breakfast out of my nose today because of what I can only describe as the black death in my daughter's diaper. Then someone at work said I haven't seen anything yet. She's 6 months old, how long do I have? Also, does wearing a painter's mask and gloves make people with sissy gag reflexes any better off? I'm still blowing rice out of my nose.
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something like this??

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It happens...right?
 
you're gonna have to cowboy up a little bit pal. . .it gets worse before it gets better. . .and. . .it only "gets better" when they've been completely potty-trained. . .for about 6 months. . .enjoy. . .my son is 3. . .we've been completely out of diapers for a year now. . .life is good :)
 
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