question about a stripper

[Bikini Mod]

I'm sorry darlin' I thought everyone knew. He is my bf. The pic was taken in Paris. There is one in my gallery where he looks better, but since I look better in THIS pic, I used it as my avatar LOL. I have several others from my trip this summer past that I just never scanned... I'll have to do that when I get a chance.

 

[bodytemple75]

Lie...

Bro,...

Keep telling lies...they love it.
just humor them...tell her what she wants to hear,...
if you feel like you are going to be "busted"...
look her dead in the face, and just lie some more.

Trick is to do it convincingly....
especially that she is a stripper..they are all fucked up those broads...don't feel bad either... Just bang her, and get your $20 back,...if that's one way to look at it... (hahahaha)


Now, a girlfriend,...is a different story, good girls are rare, but if you happen to come across one, snag her, they are a ...pain-in-the-ass... (yeah...)sometimes, but worth it. I have an honest enough relationship w/ my girl, but it is rare to find a girl you can trust. This stripper broad,... lie. Especially to Strippers,....just lie your ass off and have fun reaping the rewards brother! She should have been paying you....look at it that way, all the time in the gym...these girls usually have some poor slob at home,... fat, bald, and looks like the only weights he had touched was before Christ was born.... Never understood why these broads went for these ugly guys for boyfriends.... Anyway,...good luck, they can be crazy headcases....



Good Luck...wear a rubber bro!

Go get her....I'm so proud,..sniff'..sniff'...


It means "you are creative." If you lie.....haha
They love it.

 

[casavant]

Props to supernav and Flashman. Good comments.


Beer from the fridge- LOL. I remember that one.

 

[MrStamina]

A Room, condum and DEEP in her ASS!

Thats what strippers are for.