More good advice.
And hey, guess what- if you met her and that night she's letting you suck on her titties, and then she's calling you up wanting to get together, do you think she hasn't done that a hundred times before? We all want to think we're something special- an exception to the rule- but unfortunately it doesn't usually pan out that way. That bitch might as well be public property. Licking her was probably the equivalent of licking the bathroom doorknob down at your corner Texaco.
I say this because I care.