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duritz

duritz

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The other night i was with my boys at this strip club. Haven't been to one in a while. Well one of my close friends is a bouncer there and he always tells me about how he hooks up with all the strippers, so i had him introduce me to them. This one stripper took my breath away. by far the hottest girl i have seen in a while. amazing body, decent implants and a killer face. she looked kinda familiar though. i went up to her and told her that. well eventually we were talkin and she asked what i did for a living. now 10 mins earlier my friend told me that i gotta have a ton of money to get with her, so i lied to her. i told her i owned a gym, when in fact i work at one and i go to school. she believed me and then i realized where i know here from, MY GYM!!!! she lives in vegas now, but comes back once in a while.. she knows a lot of the people there. she is actually leaving for vegas in two days. she asks me if i could hook her up when she comes in with free day passes and shit and i said yeah. then she asks me if i wanted to get a VIP. she told me i don't have to tip her and i wouldn't have to pay anything if it was up to her, but the guy at the door takes the money so i still have to. i figured, what the hell i'll spend the $20 cuz i wanted to see her naked anyway. we go back there and she gets all wild on me. lettin me suck on her tits and pretending to titty fuck me and letting me touch her all over. well then she starts kissing my neck and ear too. i just figured this is what she does. while doing the lap dance, she says to me, "you don't own the gym.,, your dad must own it". i tell her yeah he does and then she continues. so she finishes and i go get my buddies and we leave and end of story. well not two days later she calls the gym asking for me. i'm like who da fuck is callin me?? she says, "hey what's up? it's so and so from the club on saturday. i was wondering if you'd maybe want to get together sometime" and i'm thinking to myself.... this has to be a joke...maybe she found out i was lying and i don't own the gym.. so i say yeah, then i ask her about going back to vegas and she says she is staying here one more week.... she asks me for a different number so she doesn't have to call me at the gym and i give it to her and she says she is gonna call me at 830 so we can figure something out. well she hasn't called back yet. and that was 2 days ago. i'm not sure if she was joking or if she is scared or what now. if she was serious, i don't want to miss out on this opportunity. what do you guys think??
 
if it works out you may get some good ass,but in the end you will be busted,if she doesn't call,you saw her naked and you can remember that when u jerk off
 
oh i don't want to get attached. and if i get busted, who cares... she still fucked me. that makes her the chump right??
 
duritz said:
oh i don't want to get attached. and if i get busted, who cares... she still fucked me. that makes her the chump right??
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No because women will do anything for the money. You would have to violate her in the ass to make her the chump.
 
yeah true. some deep down feeling makes me think it is my bouncer friend playing a joke on me. he's a fucker like that. the bad thing is that i am kinda seeing this girl at the gym and she was there when i got the call and she almost lost it and asked if i was cheating on her. i told her that some fat chick from the bar found out my # here somehow and called me. so if he is fucking with me it's not cool
 
I SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT A STRIPPER 2 YEARS LATER AFTER LIVING TOGEATHER I FINALLY BOOTED HER OUT CRAZY BITCH IT WAS REAL HARD AND IT STILL HURTS WHEN YOU HERE ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE DOING. OH WELL I GOT OVER ON HER PRETTY DAMN GOOD I DID LOVE HER BUT WHEN WE CALLED IT QUITS I MADE SURE I WAS THE PLAYER AND NOT THE PLAYEE I GOT HER FOR HELLA MONEY AND CLOTHES THAT CHICK BOUGHT ME EVERYTHING.
 
WIDELAT said:
I SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT A STRIPPER 2 YEARS LATER AFTER LIVING TOGEATHER I FINALLY BOOTED HER OUT CRAZY BITCH IT WAS REAL HARD AND IT STILL HURTS WHEN YOU HERE ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE DOING. OH WELL I GOT OVER ON HER PRETTY DAMN GOOD I DID LOVE HER BUT WHEN WE CALLED IT QUITS I MADE SURE I WAS THE PLAYER AND NOT THE PLAYEE I GOT HER FOR HELLA MONEY AND CLOTHES THAT CHICK BOUGHT ME EVERYTHING.
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I would never get serious with a stripper. Regular women are bad enough, I could never trust a stripper. Fuck her though, if you get the chance.
 
duritz said:
she says she is gonna call me at 830 so we can figure something out. well she hasn't called back yet. and that was 2 days ago
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Consider yourself lucky man.

Now run quickly in the other direction.
 
Fuck in Duck...who cares...you lied to Stripper for Christ sake...give her a 20 pack or a tab and she'll forget about it.
 
Golfer18 said:
Fuck her bro!

Don't get attached to a stripper.
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More good advice.


And hey, guess what- if you met her and that night she's letting you suck on her titties, and then she's calling you up wanting to get together, do you think she hasn't done that a hundred times before? We all want to think we're something special- an exception to the rule- but unfortunately it doesn't usually pan out that way. That bitch might as well be public property. Licking her was probably the equivalent of licking the bathroom doorknob down at your corner Texaco.

I say this because I care.
 
casavant said:


More good advice.


And hey, guess what- if you met her and that night she's letting you suck on her titties, and then she's calling you up wanting to get together, do you think she hasn't done that a hundred times before? We all want to think we're something special- an exception to the rule- but unfortunately it doesn't usually pan out that way. That bitch might as well be public property. Licking her was probably the equivalent of licking the bathroom doorknob down at your corner Texaco.

I say this because I care.
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LOL! Your a riot, bro.
 
If you want to bang her, just use a jimmy hat and do it. Don't be so sure that she is not telling you the entire truth. All the strippers I know are seriously messed up in the head. They are not in the right mindset for long term relationships, if that is what you seek. If you only care about short-term, then just do it and use protection.

Either way, don't get emotionally involved with any stripper.:fro:
 
i just want sex maybe a few times. nothing else. i plan on doublin up if i fuck her. i never got a VIP, so i am not sure what they do in there. do they let u suck their titties and finger them?? do they kiss u on your neck and stuf?? someone has got to know.
 
duritz said:
i just want sex maybe a few times. nothing else. i plan on doublin up if i fuck her. i never got a VIP, so i am not sure what they do in there. do they let u suck their titties and finger them?? do they kiss u on your neck and stuf?? someone has got to know.
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If she did it to you, she's done it to other guys. Maybe not EVERY guy, but other guys. Like Racer said, if you bang her just use a jimmy hat. Unless she has weeping sores. Those are a no-go.
 
i'm not saying she hasn't done it with other guys. if you think about it... every girl you have been with has sucked a couple dicks before you or been a slut with other guys. so that's not my concern. my concern is whether she is interested or not.
 
Who cares if she finds out if your lying...Keep at it till she catchs you right in your tracks. When that happens just blow her off, she is a stripper and is probbly use to guys lying to them and trying to get ass.
 
duritz said:
i'm not saying she hasn't done it with other guys. if you think about it... every girl you have been with has sucked a couple dicks before you or been a slut with other guys. so that's not my concern. my concern is whether she is interested or not.
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This is probably a good time to put those psych classes to good use, compadre.
 
casavant said:


More good advice.


And hey, guess what- if you met her and that night she's letting you suck on her titties, and then she's calling you up wanting to get together, do you think she hasn't done that a hundred times before? We all want to think we're something special- an exception to the rule- but unfortunately it doesn't usually pan out that way. That bitch might as well be public property. Licking her was probably the equivalent of licking the bathroom doorknob down at your corner Texaco.

I say this because I care.
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Thanks for saving me the typing, karma to you.... Duritz, I used to be a bouncer at a strip club, and let me tell you. The girls that act like that IN THE CLUB, are total whores that would fuck ANYONE for a few bucks. A walking disease risk. You should be glad she didn't call you. You're not special, she only did that because she thought she could get more out of you in the long run. Bottom line, she's a hooker masquerading as a stripper....
 
bikinimom said:


I thought they were one in the same.
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Of course they're not. A stripper takes off her clothes and dances around for money, a hooker trades money (or gifts) for sexual favors. You of all people should know that, come on now... I have nothing against strippers on the whole, but the ones who give thier customers a little something extra on the side are the ones that are scumbags. Wait a minute, don't you do some kind of cabaret dancing Bmom???
 
Flashman I have nothing at all against you and I am sorry if you took my comment that way.

I took that one sentence and isolated it as an example to all the IMBECILES who continually go on and on about how DANCERS (I dance go-go WITH MY CLOTHING ON), strippers (who take their clothing OFF) and prostitutes, crackdealers, hitmen, etc ARE ONE IN THE SAME.

What this girl did is SLEAZY AND DISGUSTING. All she wanted was the extra "lapdance" cash. I do work at some clubs where they do offer private/VIP/lapdances - whatever you want to call it. I tell guys UPFRONT - yes, I'll give you a dance (with a look of disgust) but THERE IS NO TOUCHING AND NO YOU CAN NOT SEE MY TITS. How many guys do you think take them?

See, I don't NEED $10 THAT BAD. Yea, you heard it TEN DOLLARS. The club charges $20 and the girl keeps TEN FOR BUMPING AND GRINDING ON SOME ASSHOLES DICK FOR THREE MINUTES. Many say, "Well, you keep your clothes on..." Sorry, I don't fucking need to sit on some dudes DICK through his clothing for TEN DOLLARS!

And the shit that goes on back there?! Makes me WANT TO VOMIT. I saw some girl BUCK FUCKING NAKED! I wanted to hurl. And then she was all pissed off because his idea of a tip was only 5$. I thought to myself, "Well, what did you expect? If the guy could have gotten it FOR FREE he would have... NO?!"

Yes, there are many, many sleazy, lowlife, crackhead whores who are dancers/strippers WHATEVER. True, True, ALL TRUE. And there are probably more in that profession than there are secretaries or school teachers... But guess what? THERE ARE MANY MANY SECRETARIES AND SCHOOL TEACHERS, HECK I KNOW OF AT LEAST ONE WHO IS A COLLEGE PROFESSOR, THAT ARE ALSO .....TA-DAH! DANCERS!

Bottom line, if a guy THINKS for a second that ANY GIRL would act that way towards him after she just met him, whether it is for pay or shear pleasure ISN'T FUCKED UP - THEN HE HAS MENTAL PROBLEMS AS WELL AND DESERVES TO BE INVOLVED WITH A FUCKED UP CRACK HEAD.


...just my .02
 
bikinimom said:
Yes, there are many, many sleazy, lowlife, crackhead whores who are dancers/strippers WHATEVER. True, True, ALL TRUE. And there are probably more in that profession than there are secretaries or school teachers
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Isn't this the point?
 
bikinimom said:
Flashman I have nothing at all against you and I am sorry if you took my comment that way.

I took that one sentence and isolated it as an example to all the IMBECILES who continually go on and on about how DANCERS (I dance go-go WITH MY CLOTHING ON), strippers (who take their clothing OFF) and prostitutes, crackdealers, hitmen, etc ARE ONE IN THE SAME.

What this girl did is SLEAZY AND DISGUSTING. All she wanted was the extra "lapdance" cash. I do work at some clubs where they do offer private/VIP/lapdances - whatever you want to call it. I tell guys UPFRONT - yes, I'll give you a dance (with a look of disgust) but THERE IS NO TOUCHING AND NO YOU CAN NOT SEE MY TITS. How many guys do you think take them?

See, I don't NEED $10 THAT BAD. Yea, you heard it TEN DOLLARS. The club charges $20 and the girl keeps TEN FOR BUMPING AND GRINDING ON SOME ASSHOLES DICK FOR THREE MINUTES. Many say, "Well, you keep your clothes on..." Sorry, I don't fucking need to sit on some dudes DICK through his clothing for TEN DOLLARS!

And the shit that goes on back there?! Makes me WANT TO VOMIT. I saw some girl BUCK FUCKING NAKED! I wanted to hurl. And then she was all pissed off because his idea of a tip was only 5$. I thought to myself, "Well, what did you expect? If the guy could have gotten it FOR FREE he would have... NO?!"

Yes, there are many, many sleazy, lowlife, crackhead whores who are dancers/strippers WHATEVER. True, True, ALL TRUE. And there are probably more in that profession than there are secretaries or school teachers... But guess what? THERE ARE MANY MANY SECRETARIES AND SCHOOL TEACHERS, HECK I KNOW OF AT LEAST ONE WHO IS A COLLEGE PROFESSOR, THAT ARE ALSO .....TA-DAH! DANCERS!

Bottom line, if a guy THINKS for a second that ANY GIRL would act that way towards him after she just met him, whether it is for pay or shear pleasure ISN'T FUCKED UP - THEN HE HAS MENTAL PROBLEMS AS WELL AND DESERVES TO BE INVOLVED WITH A FUCKED UP CRACK HEAD.


...just my .02
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Good, we agree, lol I didn't note the sarcasm in your post, my fault...lol
 
Nah, bikinimom, I always notice her posts are a few paragraphs long and have angry words BOLDED like this...I always picture her screaming while she types, I feel bad for any guy who messes with her, kinda scary! :)
 
PinK233 said:
Nah, bikinimom, I always notice her posts are a few paragraphs long and have angry words BOLDED like this...I always picture her screaming while she types, I feel bad for any guy who messes with her, kinda scary! :)
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lol, yeah, she's quite passionate about what she says...lol
 
Dude ready for this;

(1) be honest, straight and to the point.
............Sounds like you got caught up in a lie to a hot, hot, hot chic. We have all been guilty of this thing at one point in our lives. The "WE" in this includes good looking guys that hot chics dig. Know what I mean. You may, howver, be able to swing the old, "I was so taken with you I was embarressed of who I really am line". It could work on a stripper because most of them have insecurities to begin with. I am not saying that ALL of them have these insecurities. Key word, most.

(2) Anyway, if you can get away with it, enjoy the chiquita. Keep the lid shut as long as possible and do what you can. Sounds like you may have dug yourself in a major hole. If not, you learned a powerful lesson.
 
PinK233 said:
chip on your shoulder?
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No... not generally.

Yes. I am passionate... kinda what makes me "me" LOL.

But I will confess that when I see guys generalize about women in general, yes, I do get pissy. Especially when it is a topic that has been discussed ad nauseum.

Am I sitting here about to lose sleep over it though? Come on. Do you honestly think that?

Believe it or not I am generally easy going and it takes a lot for someone/thing to get on my one last nerve. I have a hearty laugh and it escapes me often... ask any of the board members who have met me or spoken with me. I choose a smile over a frown any day of the week.

But could you imagine the patience I need to have? I have four little nut jobs doing their damnedest to push my buttons... that is thier job after all, isn't it? LOL And they do it WELL!!!

So perhaps all of my patience has been exhausted on my girls and just kids in general and I just have none left over when it comes to "grown ups". For children I will bend over backwards and tie myself up into all sorts of nots to understand them and get my point across in return. But for adults - I gots NADDA.

Or maybe I am just psychotic. One thing my ex always said about me is that life with me was NEVER boring! :D
 
well the turth of the matter is... she specifically told me she didnt want me to tip her, so there was no money involved. i was actually hanging with her a little bit and i said here, since you spent some time with you i will give you some money and she was like, "are you serious??? I am not gonna take your money. you are really cool." she said there was a bunch of morons here who she could take their money. so that's why it seems unusual. i mean if she didn't take my money, then i doubt it has to do with the money stituation. Plus the rabbit hole is deeper than you think. she knows of who i am from working at the gym. i have seen her there a bunch of times and have even seen her out at bars on occassion. are eyes would always seem to meet a few times during the night and i just never had to courage to go up to her. so i honestly think there is a sincere interest and she is not into me to get money.
 
nah. we just don't have much in common. she's more into doing things with her friends as couples. gay shit that i don't like to do. i'm more into going out and getting wasted and getting laid. i'm only 22 and still in school. i don't want to settle down.
 
duritz said:
nah. we just don't have much in common. she's more into doing things with her friends as couples. gay shit that i don't like to do. i'm more into going out and getting wasted and getting laid. i'm only 22 and still in school. i don't want to settle down.
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IMHO a 22 year old man has no business with a 32 year old woman. What on earth could you two possibly have in common?

If you honestly think that this girl who let you suck on her tits and whatever else after YOU JUST MET HER AND PAID FOR A LAP DANCE is interested IN YOU, then by all means. Please go ahead for the fucked up ride that is ahead of you. :)
 
she moves back to vegas in like a week or so. i just want to tap the ass a few times, that's it. i am not talkin about getting involved with her or anything. new update... my friend who is the bouncer talked to her and she said she was nervous and didn't know if i was into her, so that's why she hasn't called me yet. he told her that i was into her and told her to give me a call, so i guess she is gonna this weekend. any guy here who would pass up the chance to fuck a gorgeous, super hot stripper is a freakin liar or gay.
 
duritz said:
she moves back to vegas in like a week or so. i just want to tap the ass a few times, that's it. i am not talkin about getting involved with her or anything. new update... my friend who is the bouncer talked to her and she said she was nervous and didn't know if i was into her, so that's why she hasn't called me yet. he told her that i was into her and told her to give me a call, so i guess she is gonna this weekend. any guy here who would pass up the chance to fuck a gorgeous, super hot stripper is a freakin liar or gay.
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Fuck her blue pal!
 
Just wear your raincoat!

PS - I dunno, but if I am nervous about whether or not a guy is "into" me then I won't be havin' him suckin' on my titties about 5 minutes after I met him... but that is just me. Maybe I am too old-fashioned! LOL
 
I'm sorry darlin' I thought everyone knew. He is my bf. The pic was taken in Paris. There is one in my gallery where he looks better, but since I look better in THIS pic, I used it as my avatar LOL. I have several others from my trip this summer past that I just never scanned... I'll have to do that when I get a chance. :)
 
Lie...

Bro,...

Keep telling lies...they love it.
just humor them...tell her what she wants to hear,...
if you feel like you are going to be "busted"...
look her dead in the face, and just lie some more.

Trick is to do it convincingly....
especially that she is a stripper..they are all fucked up those broads...don't feel bad either... Just bang her, and get your $20 back,...if that's one way to look at it... (hahahaha)


Now, a girlfriend,...is a different story, good girls are rare, but if you happen to come across one, snag her, they are a ...pain-in-the-ass... (yeah...)sometimes, but worth it. I have an honest enough relationship w/ my girl, but it is rare to find a girl you can trust. This stripper broad,... lie. Especially to Strippers,....just lie your ass off and have fun reaping the rewards brother! She should have been paying you....look at it that way, all the time in the gym...these girls usually have some poor slob at home,... fat, bald, and looks like the only weights he had touched was before Christ was born.... Never understood why these broads went for these ugly guys for boyfriends.... Anyway,...good luck, they can be crazy headcases....



Good Luck...wear a rubber bro!

Go get her....I'm so proud,..sniff'..sniff'...


It means "you are creative." If you lie.....haha
They love it.
 
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