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Proposing tonight!

dabuffguy

dabuffguy

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Tonight is the night!


I did change from a .75 ct to a 1.08ct diamond. Up'd my game there.

Here's a pic, shows off the "arrows" well and one is a "flaming arrow".

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I think it's a sweet ring.

Are you really proposing blind, you have no idea what her response is going to be? Wow. How are you going to do it? Just please tell me you're not doing some sort of outrageous proposal, like in the middle of a stadium on the jumbo tron in front of 1,000s of people.
 
Congrats!!! :)

The ring is beautiful.
 
musclemom said:
I think it's a sweet ring.

Are you really proposing blind, you have no idea what her response is going to be? Wow. How are you going to do it? Just please tell me you're not doing some sort of outrageous proposal, like in the middle of a stadium on the jumbo tron in front of 1,000s of people.
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It's not a blind proposal, we already have a wedding date chosen.

She will say yes, I'm more than certain of that.
 
cindylou said:
Congrats! Sooo sweet! Love the ring, does she have any idea???
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She's known I'll be proposing, just not when.





I'm taking her to a secluded place up the mountains. We've planned on doing a hike today for a couple weeks. She may suspect it, but I'm hoping not.

I've told her I don't have the ring yet, etc. a time or two, which at the time was true, but it had already been picked out and put on hold for me.



I'm doing it tonight because she's going to California to visit her family for a week. It's gonna make it hard for her to be missing me while she's gone with being officially engaged but we get the weekend together.
 
dabuffguy said:
It's not a blind proposal, we already have a wedding date chosen.

She will say yes, I'm more than certain of that.
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Oh, that's wonderful, congrats in advance.

Now, puleeese go buy a book like this so your wedding night isn't a complete clusterfuck, I'm begging you. I was a virgin whose first time was WITH a virgin, it was a horror show. Movies do not teach you what you need to know - and LOOK, it was written by a Christian for Christians so I bet it covers virgins and wedding nights!

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dabuffguy said:
It's not a blind proposal, we already have a wedding date chosen.

She will say yes, I'm more than certain of that.
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Would it not be fucking hilarious if she said No? I know I'd laugh my ass off. Good luck tho you white ass nigga

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nangiggles said:
Getting down on one knee? over dinner, at home? give us some damn details dammit!
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I did it on one knee, of course.


Up the mountains at a lookout point that was closed off for winter months.

I'll post pics of the location and ring on her finger.
 
I'm happy for the little fucker good for him for finally being able to pop his cherry soon maybe he won't be such a grumpy bitch when he gets laid. Gongrats man
 
So if no fucking, can you guys at least do anal? Oral? Handy? What gives?

If not before, can you now?

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hardrock said:
So if no fucking, can you guys at least do anal? Oral? Handy? What gives?

If not before, can you now?

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They can catch Hulkamania and be Hulkamaniacs

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Evan Tipps said:
Wut if da sex is no good? Doomed for life?
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Damn son theres no such thing as a bad nut. You gotta a lot to learn. Besides he has zilch to compare the sex to so it will be the fucking greatest thing ever to him.

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digimon7068 said:
and the fact that you're online right now, after proposing to your future wife, is even more odd...
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That's what I was thinking.

I am waiting for him to post and say he just found out she is a tranny.
 
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Now that the proposal is out of the way it's time to focus on what all mormons do - rip off trusting business partners.
 
Congratulations brother! Sounds like you had proposal well planned out, and you got her a beautiful ring! All the best wishes for you and your future bride.
 
digimon7068 said:
and the fact that you're online right now, after proposing to your future wife, is even more odd...
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She was in the restroom when I posted that.


Geez, off my back old man.

Electricity wasn't even invented when you were my age, let alone having something like this to post on.



People post questions, ask opinions, share this info about proposals online every day. Welcome to the 21st century you old fart.
 
dabuffguy said:
I got down on one knee, and licked her out of course.


Up the mountains at a lookout point that was closed off for winter months.

I'll post pics of the location and my finger in her ring.
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...awh shucks ,that brought a tear to my eye .:heart:
 
dabuffguy said:
Not until we're married.

I'm gonna have to blue ball for 4 more months. Fml.
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Good, that gives you time to READ THE BOOK!

Look, remember one thing, going into sex with at least theoretical knowledge is NOT for YOUR SAKE, fuck you, you're a dude. Guaranteed no matter how badly it goes you'll still bust a nut and be over the moon. This is a woman you're literally making an eternal commitment to and if you do a piss poor job at introducing her to sex you've screwed both of you for eternity.

That's a lot of pressure man.

So start spelling the alphabet with your tongue and get to ordering off Amazon, chop-chop.
 
musclemom said:
Good, that gives you time to READ THE BOOK!

Look, remember one thing, going into sex with at least theoretical knowledge is NOT for YOUR SAKE, fuck you, you're a dude. Guaranteed no matter how badly it goes you'll still bust a nut and be over the moon. This is a woman you're literally making an eternal commitment to and if you do a piss poor job at introducing her to sex you've screwed both of you for eternity.

That's a lot of pressure man.

So start spelling the alphabet with your tongue and get to ordering off Amazon, chop-chop.
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Jesus fuck woman don't make it so complicated for the poor guy. Just do what I do buffgay pull out your 9 inch veiny thick rod and pour the coal to that ass. I always bring my fuck kit in a Lil brown sammich bag. It has 1 xxl Trojan condom one clothes pin and a set of ear plugs. Put your condom on insert your ear plugs and clamp your nose with the clothes pin. I use this kit cause I hate to smell rubber burning and I can't stand to hear a women scream.

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Well when you put it like that...^^^
 
digimon7068 said:
sure it is, dude...that's a special moment...pre-broadcasting it to a bunch of nudniks on a steroid website that you've never met before is just kinda fucking odd...good thing it worked out for ya.
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He was excited, he probably couldn't tell anyone else bc it might get back to her. Cut him some slack, geez. When I got pregnant with Abby I made a thread here on EF before I told my family bc I couldn't tell anyone yet, but wanted to tell someone.
 
musclemom said:
Good, that gives you time to READ THE BOOK!

Look, remember one thing, going into sex with at least theoretical knowledge is NOT for YOUR SAKE, fuck you, you're a dude. Guaranteed no matter how badly it goes you'll still bust a nut and be over the moon. This is a woman you're literally making an eternal commitment to and if you do a piss poor job at introducing her to sex you've screwed both of you for eternity.

That's a lot of pressure man.

So start spelling the alphabet with your tongue and get to ordering off Amazon, chop-chop.
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This is good advice, I appreciate it.

But, as nerdvirg as I may seem, I'm not ignorant to this kind of stuff.
 
dabuffguy said:
She was in the restroom when I posted that.


Geez, off my back old man.

Electricity wasn't even invented when you were my age, let alone having something like this to post on.



People post questions, ask opinions, share this info about proposals online every day. Welcome to the 21st century you old fart.
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i guess that since you purport to uphold all these other traditional (old-fashioned) values i was kind of taken aback by your less than traditional approach to your wedding proposal...maybe all that other stuff is bullshit too? you gonna post up before you dip your wick for the first time too?? fucking douche.
 
digimon7068 said:
i guess that since you purport to uphold all these other traditional (old-fashioned) values i was kind of taken aback by your less than traditional approach to your wedding proposal...maybe all that other stuff is bullshit too? you gonna post up before you dip your wick for the first time too?? fucking douche.
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:heart:
 
dabuffguy said:
This is good advice, I appreciate it.

But, as nerdvirg as I may seem, I'm not ignorant to this kind of stuff.
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Elaborate.

See, IMO you're either a virgin -- which means you've never been near the bathing suit parts of the opposite gender -- or you're not.

I don't buy this BS that "anything BUT intercourse doesn't count as sex". Sorry. IMO if it's not something you'd do to your children or an animal, it's sex, seriously. Gross but seriously, think about it, perfect definition.
 
musclemom said:
Elaborate.

See, IMO you're either a virgin -- which means you've never been near the bathing suit parts of the opposite gender -- or you're not.

I don't buy this BS that "anything BUT intercourse doesn't count as sex". Sorry. IMO if it's not something you'd do to your children or an animal, it's sex, seriously. Gross but seriously, think about it, perfect definition.
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but a US president once said oral sex doesnt count

im confused????
 
miplank said:
Lick her asshole a lil too while you are down there...she'll like it.


you're welcome.
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My test levels are low i didn't even get hard when i read that

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Strongbow said:
Jesus fuck woman don't make it so complicated for the poor guy. Just do what I do buffgay pull out your 9 inch veiny thick rod and pour the coal to that ass. I always bring my fuck kit in a Lil brown sammich bag. It has 1 xxl Trojan condom one clothes pin and a set of ear plugs. Put your condom on insert your ear plugs and clamp your nose with the clothes pin. I use this kit cause I hate to smell rubber burning and I can't stand to hear a women scream.

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You do know that a 9" girthy pecker is just about as common as a woman who can come just from being fucked, right?

Considering less than 1/4 of women can have coital orgasm either you've been very lucky, SB, or you're a lying SOB. I'm gonna go with option B. So you've never given a woman a screamer and you got a pecker like an icepick.
 
musclemom said:
You do know that a 9" girthy pecker is just about as common as a woman who can come just from being fucked, right?

Considering less than 1/4 of women can have coital orgasm either you've been very lucky, SB, or you're a lying SOB. I'm gonna go with option B. So you've never given a woman a screamer and you got a pecker like an icepick.
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:taco:
 
If I can't make a girl come, then why bother? It's like asking questions in a letter. Hm, I'm hungry.
 
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