Proposing tonight!

[WoodyO]

Now that the proposal is out of the way it's time to focus on what all mormons do - rip off trusting business partners.

 

[Fitguy3030]

Hahaha he better get laid tonight

 

[jester72]

Congratulations brother! Sounds like you had proposal well planned out, and you got her a beautiful ring! All the best wishes for you and your future bride.

 

[dabuffguy]

and the fact that you're online right now, after proposing to your future wife, is even more odd...

She was in the restroom when I posted that.


Geez, off my back old man.

Electricity wasn't even invented when you were my age, let alone having something like this to post on.



People post questions, ask opinions, share this info about proposals online every day. Welcome to the 21st century you old fart.

 

[dabuffguy]

Hahaha he better get laid tonight

Not until we're married.

I'm gonna have to blue ball for 4 more months. Fml.

 

[C0LUMB0]

I got down on one knee, and licked her out of course.


Up the mountains at a lookout point that was closed off for winter months.

I'll post pics of the location and my finger in her ring.

...awh shucks ,that brought a tear to my eye .

 

[musclemom]

Not until we're married.

I'm gonna have to blue ball for 4 more months. Fml.

Good, that gives you time to READ THE BOOK!

Look, remember one thing, going into sex with at least theoretical knowledge is NOT for YOUR SAKE, fuck you, you're a dude. Guaranteed no matter how badly it goes you'll still bust a nut and be over the moon. This is a woman you're literally making an eternal commitment to and if you do a piss poor job at introducing her to sex you've screwed both of you for eternity.

That's a lot of pressure man.

So start spelling the alphabet with your tongue and get to ordering off Amazon, chop-chop.

 

[nangiggles]

What if you wait until your wedding night and you realize she is NOT a virgin?

 

[Bubbly]

Lol at buff gay getting into that cock socket and it's loose as a goose.

 

[smurf2]

Congrats, nrdvrg!