Pre/Post Poop Workout Weight?

[ffactor_reloaded]

This is something that's been perplexing me for some time now. I take my weight pre-workout and then after I get home and poop. This is normal as I take a caffeine based thermogenic fat loss energy booster before going to the gym and it relaxes my sphincter muscles. My workouts are usually 1 hr long with 20 minutes of cardio. Post-workout and after pooping my weight is 0.5 lbs. lower than my pre-workout weight. I don't think this is due to fat loss.
How much on average would you say your poop weighs?

 

[PICK3]

it relaxes my sphincter muscles

want to know wut relaxes my sphincter muscles?

 

[mrplunkey]

No way you can measure that, since you also have fluid levels changing. And even if you didn't drink or urinate during the workout, you'd still have to deal with sweat and evaporation.

 

[nangiggles]

woodyo's poops are about 2.150 pounds

 

[PICK3]

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How much on average would you say your poop weighs?

The average weight of stools of 115 individuals is 123.6 Gm., with a standard deviation of 40.2 and a standard error of 3.74


https://www.google.com/#q=average+fecal+weight


Grams to Pounds conversion

 

[WoodyO]

This thread is useless without pics

 

[caligirl85]

I thought it said pre/post op at first

 

[Fitguy3030]

Actually the weight of poop is measured in Courics

 

[WoodyO]

Randy Marsh currently hold the record for a poop weighing 100 courics. He dethroned Bono.

 

[Fitguy3030]

Bono is the biggest piece of poop

 

[PICK3]

I wiped moar than 100 courics off my cawk onto a bishes curtain before

 

[ffactor_reloaded]

If 2.5 lbs. is one couric then there is no way that my poop alone weighs 0.5 lbs. I'm thinking I'm losing water and fat along with the poop.

 

[ffactor_reloaded]

woodyo's poops are about 2.150 pounds

If you stuck a finger in your butthole would you get poop on it?

 

[WoodyO]

How can you poop when you are dead?

 

[dabuffguy]

Bono is the biggest piece of poop

He is literally "#2"

 

[imakneegrow]

bet your poop smells like absolute sh*t

 

[wootoom]

Fuck off criminal

 

[redsamurai]

No way you can measure that, since you also have fluid levels changing. And even if you didn't drink or urinate during the workout, you'd still have to deal with sweat and evaporation.

you really took this thread seriously huh?

 

[WoodyO]

I just fished my poo out of the bowl and weighed it in the lab, so this thread better be dead fuckin' serious.

 

[digimon7068]

Randy Marsh currently hold the record for a poop weighing 100 courics. He dethroned Bono.

bahahahahaha...that was a classic

 

[ffactor_reloaded]

I take T-300 before workouts (JetFUEL T-300 by GAT at Bodybuilding.com - Lowest Prices on JetFUEL T-300!) and half a scoop of creatine with 8 ozs. of water. The T-300 gives me severe jitters and makes me sweat. C'mon guys, I'm sure a couple of you can give some serious answers.

 

[ffactor_reloaded]

want to know wut relaxes my sphincter muscles?

Not in the least bit, no.