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No what wrong is the fact that your ready to start putting drugs into your body with out reserching first.
On the plus side, youre at least asking now and as im feeling helpfull ill give you some advice instead of just attacking you with all the fire of hell which is what most of these bros are gona do. They can be a savage bunch when provoked. just ask the kid who wanted to spike his GF with DBOL
I would advise you get a blood test done for starters. This will let you know what your natural hormonal state is before you start tampering with it, therefore what levels you should be at to be totally recovered post cycle.
Second you will need to sort PCT asap. By the sounds of it, you havent got this sorted yet, ill give you a clue, PCT stands for post cycle therapy, you are gona need to be looking for Nolvadex/tamoxifen, clomid, HGC, and dostinex. Dont start youre cycle till youve got these dugs on hand.
Now go to the PCT board and find out more..........
On the plus side, youre at least asking now and as im feeling helpfull ill give you some advice instead of just attacking you with all the fire of hell which is what most of these bros are gona do. They can be a savage bunch when provoked. just ask the kid who wanted to spike his GF with DBOL
I would advise you get a blood test done for starters. This will let you know what your natural hormonal state is before you start tampering with it, therefore what levels you should be at to be totally recovered post cycle.
Second you will need to sort PCT asap. By the sounds of it, you havent got this sorted yet, ill give you a clue, PCT stands for post cycle therapy, you are gona need to be looking for Nolvadex/tamoxifen, clomid, HGC, and dostinex. Dont start youre cycle till youve got these dugs on hand.
Now go to the PCT board and find out more..........
Mad DOC
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Rod555 said:No what wrong is the fact that your ready to start putting drugs into your body with out reserching first.
On the plus side, youre at least asking now and as im feeling helpfull ill give you some advice instead of just attacking you with all the fire of hell which is what most of these bros are gona do. They can be a savage bunch when provoked. just ask the kid who wanted to spike his GF with DBOL
I would advise you get a blood test done for starters. This will let you know what your natural hormonal state is before you start tampering with it, therefore what levels you should be at to be totally recovered post cycle.
Second you will need to sort PCT asap. By the sounds of it, you havent got this sorted yet, ill give you a clue, PCT stands for post cycle therapy, you are gona need to be looking for Nolvadex/tamoxifen, clomid, HGC, and dostinex. Dont start youre cycle till youve got these dugs on hand.
Now go to the PCT board and find out more..........
dude....listen...i have taken gear before with the pct measures....i just askin that stuff beciz i rather have all info...or most...becuz more knowledge is mostly better then lesss...so you can even pick up some shit from me if you need .....others should understand rather than take there horomones to the net....i aint no rookie at this shti.....
Mad DOC said:
Well if you "aint no rookie at this shti" stop asking questions which make you sound like a rookie. You obviously know shedloads already, why ask?
Bros, back me up on this, read his post again and tell me it doesnt sound like the typical 17 year old newbie, no research question?
Im sorry i mistook you for a rookie MadDoc. Good luck with your cycle, not that a seasoned vet like your self needs luck with such things......
testbaby25
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rod, ur right on this one. i might be new to the board but i know wen someone sounds like a teenager tryin it out for the first time too...
hammertime30
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TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT
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Mad DOC said:
fix your font 1st
ghettostudmuffin
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Some punctuation, capitilization, and proper grammar would do your typing a world of good bra. Take it from me, i aint no rookie at this shti.... 
This kid is 16 going on 6.
This kid is 16 going on 6.
hard life
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Mad DOC said:
Just to let you know, you basically set yourself up for some negative feedback by downplaying the importance of your question...this may sound silly...
You should tell us what you already know and then we will tell you what you are missing. Your 11 posts to date does not give you much of a chance to ask the odd stupid question. Do all the leg work yourself and then come up with a question. If 50 people were to ask stupid or non-specific questions then the board would just be full of crap, and I don't think everyone would like to sift through crap.
In your defense, I think I remember from a post earlier from you that you are mid 20's and you are from another country (European probably), that might explain why you grammer isn't the best,
ironhorse242
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ya he's a sack
I am not going to bark at him, but wording is off little. Plus not knowing his medical history?????
I have been doing this stuff for 17 years off and on, and I often still feel like a rookie, as new studies and info comes out. Thats why I read the boards to learn.
Assuming he knows what he is doing?
This is my hit list:
Make sure your diet it right. number 1. without that, whatever your goals are (cutting or bulk) your wont make them, if you protien intake is not high enough and calories are not right.
anti-e & anti-p if needed.
hairloss topicals if needed.
Liver protectant if needed
PCT to keep gains and get body back to normal.
pre and post workout supplementation.
Good vitamin and mineral supplementation.
Proper training routine with mixed exercises and rest.
pre workout stimulant, ECA, T-rex
walkman/cd or mp3 player to set the mood and keeps you focused, by blocking all the cranberries in the GYM.
Show up ready to crank with a rath of god, badass attitude, no kissing yourself in the mirror stuff.
I have been doing this stuff for 17 years off and on, and I often still feel like a rookie, as new studies and info comes out. Thats why I read the boards to learn.
Assuming he knows what he is doing?
This is my hit list:
Make sure your diet it right. number 1. without that, whatever your goals are (cutting or bulk) your wont make them, if you protien intake is not high enough and calories are not right.
anti-e & anti-p if needed.
hairloss topicals if needed.
Liver protectant if needed
PCT to keep gains and get body back to normal.
pre and post workout supplementation.
Good vitamin and mineral supplementation.
Proper training routine with mixed exercises and rest.
pre workout stimulant, ECA, T-rex
walkman/cd or mp3 player to set the mood and keeps you focused, by blocking all the cranberries in the GYM.
Show up ready to crank with a rath of god, badass attitude, no kissing yourself in the mirror stuff.
Mad DOC
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man thanx to the last dude. you just gave me that info....i knew after comin back on this forum some hormone levels will still be up and those cats cant control sht...but anyhow....i dont mean to bark at ppl bout anythin and i never ephasize on my grammer becuz i aint in english class and all i intend is for ppl to understand what i am sayin...so i hope to get a better response and i just started using the forums again so i dont mean to imbark on ppls shitt....
so thanks for helpin and to others.......triple your doses of pct dosages so your brain comes back to the planet.....
oh oh...about me....i am 100% strictly canadian so dont be hatin on that now and i just got my doctors degree for dentistry so all you ppl goin to highschool or workin at mcdiks can relax.....
i know what i know and i know i can get help from you all...
so thanks for helpin and to others.......triple your doses of pct dosages so your brain comes back to the planet.....
oh oh...about me....i am 100% strictly canadian so dont be hatin on that now and i just got my doctors degree for dentistry so all you ppl goin to highschool or workin at mcdiks can relax.....
i know what i know and i know i can get help from you all...
Mad DOC
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man i dont know how much bodyfat i got and i dont even know how to check other than goin to a health centre and finding out......
my fat is all on the my stomach but even that is not like a belly even, just not a 6 pack so i was thinkn while i work out i will try to lose that much.....i dont have any love handles or shittt like that anyho!
so you guys think i would get and more fat on my stomach while i am on the gear and how much time will it take for sus and deca to actually kick into my system.....with injecting glutes
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my fat is all on the my stomach but even that is not like a belly even, just not a 6 pack so i was thinkn while i work out i will try to lose that much.....i dont have any love handles or shittt like that anyho!
so you guys think i would get and more fat on my stomach while i am on the gear and how much time will it take for sus and deca to actually kick into my system.....with injecting glutes
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Mad DOC said:
I have no idea what you're trying to say other than trying to quote some lame ass bs, but...
I think I heard the bell ringing. Recess is over junior. Better get back to your times tables.
I actually am starting to thimg this is a joke, cause no one that has supposedly just gotten degree in dentistry could be this stupid. Unless you are actually the dental assistant? If so, Show your tits.
SuperDawgy
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Beyyyootccchhhesss. I be needin some hizelp fo shizzy. I'll be 8 next munf an i waz wundrin if youse could hook a bruva up with sum 411. I wanna grow a big ole pecker and my boyz said if i shoved a ass of d-bol up my arse then it'd grow like homegrown...word! And by the way, what method of PCT would be optimal for the regeneration of my already undersized testicular appendages? I just graduated from Oxford with a degree in neuromuscular biochemistry and a minor in....BUUUUUULLLLLSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIT!
this guy is a joke...Mad DOC said:
hey bro, if youve done a cycle before, like you said you have, what was it? Because you should have SOME prior knowledge from that, but you sound completely retarded at this point.
PS-injecting in your glutes isnt gonna speed up/slow down tha time it takes to kick in much more or less than any muscle.
Wait, i did read if you inject 5cc of sust in each calf on your first day, its a good loading phase though. Try that.
Or, for faster results and massive gains, inject directly into your vein, or eyeball. 10lbs lean body mass within 6 hours.
Just kidding dont do that shit.
Bionic
Mad DOC
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i dont get you fuckked up cranked out idiots..... for the ppl who can help...do...listening to this shtt seems like a time waste so dont.....and yeah.....ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that calf shot hurt but i tried with 10cc injc jerk off..........oh oh oh oh somethin else.......dude....you seem as if you aint gettin ass so go do that and yeah....theres a new doc in town and when i see a juicer now....instead of me that is....i will give him the estrogen inject in all ya mouth so you do get those tits you always wanted and tha same type ones that my dental assistance has.........happens..........oh oh...one more thing....you need to start smokin the mulana cream hashish so you know what the fukk goin on.......
Jarbeebus
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OK listen, I feel confident I am not the only one who is literally unable to understand what you are saying. You set yourself up for criticism by asking an asanine question to begin this thread and followed it up with some broken AOL Teenchat "whitebonics" posts. I don't know how you expect people who take this stuff seriously to react.
Mad DOC said:
I hope you're kidding.
Mad DOC said:
Thats probably one of the stupidist things I've ever heard.
Mad DOC said:oh oh...one more thing....you need to start smokin the mulana cream hashish so you know what the fukk goin on.......
If anyone has gone to clown college it's this guy. Joke or not SOMEBODY BAN THIS MORON! Oh and red the hell out of him while you're at it.
NO, its not legit. Obviously a 12 year old figured out the password to daddys computer and is havin a good time. Too bad daddy didnt teach him to spell, put together coherent sentences, make a complete thought-at least he's a dentist, though. yea f**kin right.slat1 said:
Bionic
hard life
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Mad DOC said:i dont get you fuckked up cranked out idiots..... for the ppl who can help...do...listening to this shtt seems like a time waste so dont.....and yeah.....ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that calf shot hurt but i tried with 10cc injc jerk off..........oh oh oh oh somethin else.......dude....you seem as if you aint gettin ass so go do that and yeah....theres a new doc in town and when i see a juicer now....instead of me that is....i will give him the estrogen inject in all ya mouth so you do get those tits you always wanted and tha same type ones that my dental assistance has.........happens..........oh oh...one more thing....you need to start smokin the mulana cream hashish so you know what the fukk goin on.......
I have no clue what the hell any of this means, what a dumb ass
SuperDawgy
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Mad DOC said:i dont get you fuckked up cranked out idiots..... for the ppl who can help...do...listening to this shtt seems like a time waste so dont.....and yeah.....ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that calf shot hurt but i tried with 10cc injc jerk off..........oh oh oh oh somethin else.......dude....you seem as if you aint gettin ass so go do that and yeah....theres a new doc in town and when i see a juicer now....instead of me that is....i will give him the estrogen inject in all ya mouth so you do get those tits you always wanted and tha same type ones that my dental assistance has.........happens..........oh oh...one more thing....you need to start smokin the mulana cream hashish so you know what the fukk goin on.......
Translation: I suck big floppy donkey dicks. My dental assistant likes to hit me from behind with a strap on...his name is Sven. I have never seen a real tit in my life but one day i hope to talk my sister into showing me hers. {something about shoving corned beef hash up his bunghole}. I regularly take estrogen suppositories.
SuperDawgy
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hard life said:
It's a gift, of which i have many.
And now for something completely different... A completely legit question.
Is there anything that you guys do before a cycle to get ready. Personally i like to shave my balls and dance around on the kitchen table chanting "Ima gonna grow up to be a big boy" over and over and over. It seems to work well for me.
Mad DOC said:
Mad doc, you just need to think before you type I guess dude. You're saying some pretty weird shit. It does appear that you need to really think about doing some research before you go any further with this. I'm telling you this because everything you've said up to this point sounds like you aren't even really sure about any fundamentals of fitness. If you're hell bent on going forward with this at least use low doses.
Swoolen_Puppy
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Mad DOC said:i dont get you fuckked up cranked out idiots..... for the ppl who can help...do...listening to this shtt seems like a time waste so dont.....and yeah.....ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that calf shot hurt but i tried with 10cc injc jerk off..........oh oh oh oh somethin else.......dude....you seem as if you aint gettin ass so go do that and yeah....theres a new doc in town and when i see a juicer now....instead of me that is....i will give him the estrogen inject in all ya mouth so you do get those tits you always wanted and tha same type ones that my dental assistance has.........happens..........oh oh...one more thing....you need to start smokin the mulana cream hashish so you know what the fukk goin on.......
If you were so involved in LEARNING then why and the hell would you piss off these guys????????????????? Thats just like taking a shower and putting on dirty underware! Take it how you want to but there are alot of great people on this board that are willing to help, but if you act like a JERK then you just shot youself in the foot!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and by the way...................I am a brotha(you know a black guy) that uses slang everyday and the way you use it is way wrong!! You might want to go back to your "so called" crew and peep some game cuz yo shit aint cuttin' a damn thang playa!!!
S_P(Thats Swoolen Puppy)BIAAATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuk dis I'm out-
SuperDawgy
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hardrock said:
I see you took my advice. WTG bro! It does wonders for your self esteem. Try this one:
After you shoot in the glute, smack your ass repeatedly and run around yelling "My mommy said i was handsome!"
time2getbig
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I have to agree!!! Well said!
hardrock said:
Mad DOC
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man this is and was a joke and i cant even believe half you chaps out there who actually went off and further on about suck nonsense. I am sure that alot of ppl got a kick out of it and the for the one who actually thought that i wasnt a doctor......good......because you wrong......anyhow. Sorry to the people who thought it was a waste of their time but now you can see how some guys handle their doses.......peace and yeah this again....was a joke ___---___---->
___---___---->Mad DOC said:man this is and was a joke and i cant even believe half you chaps out there who actually went off and further on about suck nonsense. I am sure that alot of ppl got a kick out of it and the for the one who actually thought that i wasnt a doctor......good......because you wrong......anyhow. Sorry to the people who thought it was a waste of their time but now you can see how some guys handle their doses.......peace and yeah this again....was a joke
That ok then. It was a very funny joke Mad Doc, thanks for making me laugh so much.
The only dose you want to be worrying about is the next dose of medicine that you normaly get given by those two fellas in the white coats who come into your cel......, i mean room. Because you were obviously a naughty boy last week and didnt take your normal pills which is why you felt it neccecary to post commentary of the voices in your head on EF .
quadkilla31
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A joke. You are the only fucking joke around here.Mad DOC said:man this is and was a joke and i cant even believe half you chaps out there who actually went off and further on about suck nonsense. I am sure that alot of ppl got a kick out of it and the for the one who actually thought that i wasnt a doctor......good......because you wrong......anyhow. Sorry to the people who thought it was a waste of their time but now you can see how some guys handle their doses.......peace and yeah this again....was a joke
Mad DOC
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man you two last people before this post coming up are just like fairy's that need to lose their virginity....so chill the fukk out and you need to laugh once in a while rather than calllin people jokes dude......how can you say shitt when you dont even know about or the shit....
and bro...no voices.....just jokes for the bros on here......
peace out!
and bro...no voices.....just jokes for the bros on here......
peace out!
quadkilla31
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What the fuck are you trying to say. You don't even know how to write so that someone can understand you. You're such a dumbass.
SuperDawgy
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NOOOOOOOOO! Don't close it! I need a direction to release all of my pent up smart assedness! If not at this poor retarded soul, then where? Who? How? Don't deprieve me this guilty pleasure!
hammertime30
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I don't believe this post is still circulating?? 
2BIG4URMOM
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SuperDawgy said:
LMAO!
SuperDawgy
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BionicBC said:
This is the greatest thread in the history of the universe! Mad Doc is a lyrical genius IMO. I've already written three songs in honor of this Beeeeyyyyootcchhhhha!
majutsu
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the "translations" in the middle are priceless though, lmao. Worth the bandwidth for those posts alone. (What is it with lame white guys in canada talking like lame, dumb black guys from rap groups of the 90s in america? Why not just be who you are and say "Eh?" a lot? And why don't you ever see a bunch of dumbass white kids talking like indians/hindus for week or two? I think that would be a lot more fun to watch -- the whole "I'm a white black-guy" thing is very played out.) Fo' shizzle!
Mad DOC
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yo yo.....well i see ya'll reall kickin back to the thread other than some peeps you jus hatin..but keep it real becuz it reality out der en u gots to deals withs alls types of ppls and shizznit......
so all y'all GA GA GA GA GA GA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -UNITS keeep postin and take a break to read some ppls mixes who jus hittin the puffy titty beat.........and i dont mean puff daddy or p diddy or what the fuckk eva......peace out.........inject slowly....haha......i got lumps on my ass since a month back...oh oh...whats aspiration......haahaahaahaa.........FOO!
so all y'all GA GA GA GA GA GA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -UNITS keeep postin and take a break to read some ppls mixes who jus hittin the puffy titty beat.........and i dont mean puff daddy or p diddy or what the fuckk eva......peace out.........inject slowly....haha......i got lumps on my ass since a month back...oh oh...whats aspiration......haahaahaahaa.........FOO!
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