porn voiceovers...

[heatherrae]

i've seen it happen. . .sex with me is an out-of-body experience. . .

Like diahrrea, huh?

 

[heatherrae]

I guess porn women are dumb. They have to be reminded to suck that dick while they are in fact, sucking that dick. Short attention span or whatever.

Another thing I hate is that right when the actors are in the preliminary stages of undressing, the male actor will put his hand on her ass and she immediately starts moaning uncontrollably. WTF?? Wait... that's great. I wish I had a woman like that. She could suck my cock and get me off and when it is her turn, I will idly stroke her ass while watching tv.

Just being a woman, sometimes you can watch porn and know that what the guy is doing actually would be annoying rather than a turn on, but the girl is really having to earn her "acting" pay by pretending that it really turns her on.

What is with a guy shoving his whole hand in a girl's mouth, for example? How would that turn either person on? I'm perplexed by some of these things.

What is worse is that men watch porn and get really pathetic ideas about how to please a woman. "Hey, I'm the man. I'm going to shove my whole hand in her mouth. She is going to love this!"

 

[bigmann245]

wait a minute....you watch porn????? thats so hot.....

 

[heatherrae]

wait a minute....you watch porn????? thats so hot.....

Not that I, personally, have ever seen a porno. I've just heard.

 

[Faizakafez]

Just being a woman, sometimes you can watch porn and know that what the guy is doing actually would be annoying rather than a turn on, but the girl is really having to earn her "acting" pay by pretending that it really turns her on.

What is with a guy shoving his whole hand in a girl's mouth, for example? How would that turn either person on? I'm perplexed by some of these things.

What is worse is that men watch porn and get really pathetic ideas about how to please a woman. "Hey, I'm the man. I'm going to shove my whole hand in her mouth. She is going to love this!"

I just tried sticking my hand in my mouth and gagged... just gimme a good creampie porn and im happy, damn fancy hand shoving porn...

 

[digimon7068]

Like diahrrea, huh?

no. . .she just usually looks like she's "someplace else"

 

[heatherrae]

no. . .she just usually looks like she's "someplace else"

Oh, like thinking about how many loads of laundry she's got to do. Been there. Done that.





I crack me up.

 

[digimon7068]

Oh, like thinking about how many loads of laundry she's got to do.

well. . .a combination of that and "christ. . .this is the 4th time this week that this damn maniac has been all up in my. . .ummm. . .face"

oh. . .btw. . .i do laundry too. . .thank you very much

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Yeah, you can tell it is all for show.

What is even worse is amateur porn where the people never make a sound or say a word. 99% of amateur porn is so BAD and BORING.

If you find a good one though it beats the hell out of the mainstream stuff, with silicone chics that don't even get wet, and are obviously faking. "Ok, I'm done, pay me now."

 

[Cutiebaby]

i hate when they show some ugly dude's face, like evan stone...fuckin caveman long haired fuck

i also hate seeing ugly uncircumsized cawks, not for teh gaize reasons but because i need to imagine it as my own when the pron broad is playing with it

omg, me too( meaning I hate them too, not that I imagine it being me). they are so damn nasty looking...