Plunkey's thread got me thinking

[superqt4u2nv]

Freshman Year at Vanderbilt. I was 17.

You look like Taylor Luton or he looks like you

 

[mrplunkey]

You look like Taylor Luton or he looks like you

I'm gonna google him before I say anything! Correct spelling?

(I really hope he's knot a Adam Lambert impersonator)

 

[-SD-]

Plunkey oozes 1% privilege

 

[nangiggles]

I'm gonna google him before I say anything! Correct spelling?

(I really hope he's knot a Adam Lambert impersonator)

I think she meant Taylor Lautner

 

[mrplunkey]

Plunkey oozes 1% privilege

Plunkey is so refined that he refuses any wine that doesn't make the appropriate sound when you break the seal on the screw-top.

 

[mrplunkey]

And if your sneeze guard doesn't come down far enough or it's got snot on it, I'll walk right out of the restaurant too.

 

[-SD-]

And if your sneeze guard doesn't come down far enough or it's got snot on it, I'll walk right out of the restaurant too.

Sneeze guard? That implies you frequent buffets, and 1%ers simply dont stoop that low. They get served gutdamn it

 

[mrplunkey]

Sneeze guard? That implies you frequent buffets, and 1%ers simply dont stoop that low. They get served gutdamn it

But we do get served!

They'll bring your drinks right out. Sometimes even before you get back from the Taco/Burrito bar.

 

[-SD-]

But we do get served!

They'll bring your drinks right out. Sometimes even before you get back from the Taco/Burrito bar.

You gutdamn poser, youre just a 1.5%er

 

[mrplunkey]

You gutdamn poser, youre just a 1.5%er

Indeed.