Picking up women in public places

[thewanderer690]

How do you guys try to pick up women at a public place like a blockbuster video or a grocery store??? Should I just say "Hi, Im ____" and then go from there or if she is buying something at a grocery store "Hmm Ive been thinking about buying that, how do you like it??

 

[mrplunkey]

Video store: "That's a great movie" (say something positive if you can... best to not say "that movie sucked, even if it sucked balls; Positive = better)

Grocery Store: Ohhh... fun one! Use the "broken wing" syndrome. Ask a basic question about a relatively complex cooking project, and make it clear from the question that *you* are doing the cooking. Why? 1) It gets the conversation started, 2) It shows you don't have a chick cooking for you, 3) It shows that you aren't living like a bear with a rotten apple and 3 six-packs of beer in your fridge and 4) Some chicks are *really* into helping/mothering guys a little bit -- it's the "broken wing" syndrome.

Know what's even better? If the conversation really gets going, and she's giving you signals, you finish with "Now I just need to find someone brave enough to take the first bite. I hope I don't poison anyone." Then it can go two ways... either she comes and helps you prepare it for the first time or she comes over to 'test' your work.

Funny story, but I tested that approach last weekend (I'm not on the market... it was more of an intellectual pursuit). And this was in front of my mother! Cute girl at the grocery, so I ask my mom what order I should put the ingredients in for my pot roast. Then I brought the girl into the discussion (she was right next to us). Did the whole "incompetent cook" routine... asked her if I could accidentally burn it... asked how long / what setting. Finished with "Now I just need to find someone brave enough to try it." And it was great... I got a smile, eye contact, and even a touch of the hair! Course I didn't go the next step, cause i'm not shopping for a female atm.

 

[mustang_00]

How do you guys try to pick up women at a public place like a blockbuster video or a grocery store??? Should I just say "Hi, Im ____" and then go from there or if she is buying something at a grocery store "Hmm Ive been thinking about buying that, how do you like it??

wait till there's not a lot of people around. then pull out the chloroform rag


This is plunkeys feild, so do what he says!!! He still needs to teach me about my friend situation. how to be irresistible only to blow her off i think that's my goal now

 

[GrandMaster]

Video store: "That's a great movie" (say something positive if you can... best to not say "that movie sucked, even if it sucked balls; Positive = better)

Grocery Store: Ohhh... fun one! Use the "broken wing" syndrome. Ask a basic question about a relatively complex cooking project, and make it clear from the question that *you* are doing the cooking. Why? 1) It gets the conversation started, 2) It shows you don't have a chick cooking for you, 3) It shows that you aren't living like a bear with a rotten apple and 3 six-packs of beer in your fridge and 4) Some chicks are *really* into helping/mothering guys a little bit -- it's the "broken wing" syndrome.

Know what's even better? If the conversation really gets going, and she's giving you signals, you finish with "Now I just need to find someone brave enough to take the first bite. I hope I don't poison anyone." Then it can go two ways... either she comes and helps you prepare it for the first time or she comes over to 'test' your work.

Funny story, but I tested that approach last weekend (I'm not on the market... it was more of an intellectual pursuit). And this was in front of my mother! Cute girl at the grocery, so I ask my mom what order I should put the ingredients in for my pot roast. Then I brought the girl into the discussion (she was right next to us). Did the whole "incompetent cook" routine... asked her if I could accidentally burn it... asked how long / what setting. Finished with "Now I just need to find someone brave enough to try it." And it was great... I got a smile, eye contact, and even a touch of the hair! Course I didn't go the next step, cause i'm not shopping for a female atm.

some good points and tru.......


BUT, it all relys on you,, if your making it way too obvious or even suspitious... she aint even going to look at you... heck she'll prolly be like " haha umm ya..." and wonder off into another ailse and wait for u to get out of there to finish her shopping lol

 

[sre30]

wait till there's not a lot of people around. then pull out the chloroform rag

nice use of an old joke :rofl:

 

[thewanderer690]

some good points and tru.......


BUT, it all relys on you,, if your making it way too obvious or even suspitious... she aint even going to look at you... heck she'll prolly be like " haha umm ya..." and wonder off into another ailse and wait for u to get out of there to finish her shopping lol

im probably not nearly smooth enough to pull this off

 

[lostinfitness]

throw a tomato at her. tell her you were throwing it at your friend.

jk i am just getting tired

 

[HSV]

friend of mine at a bar saw a beautiful girl standing at the bar talking with some friends,decides he is going to talk to her.So he wonders over and stands behind her as if ordering a drink.When she shuffled her feet he slips his foot under her heel makeing her stand on his foot.He's doubled over in exagerated pain,she spins around apologiseing profusely for standing on his foot in heals...........conversation underway.

 

[heatherrae]

The broken wing thing is brilliant. I have to admit, that would work with me. I love to rescue a man in distress...lol.

Talking about the movie that she is looking at is brilliant, too.

 

[Javier14]

all u do is go zneak up behind her and grab her ass hard and say hi