Penis stories

[ringperm]

Maybe a stupid question, but what is considered a big penis in your part of the world?

 

[1_more_rep]

My first boyfriend had a small penis....oh gosh was it small...but i had nothing else to compare it to..he said he got hit when he was a kid and thats why it was small. I wasnt all bout the sex anyway although he was a jerk of a boyfriend, cheated on me with some ugly ho'si finally broke up with him right before christmas, i went to his house and he was talking to some girl on the phone wtf is that?? His loss too because I had just bought him a very nice pair of expensive jeans....i took those bitches back and got me a hot little outfit to wear for myself

LOL what an excuse...i was hit so my penis is small...so some guy with a HUGE dick was never hit as a child or what?!

don't worry...the jerks are usually small and full of talk...some guy around my school would always brag n cheat on his gf (that was a nice girl btw) claim his cock was huge n every girl hes been with loved it cuz it was huge n all that...he got wasted at a party and had sex with this girl that was sober and she said it was small and skinny...like a mini highlighter...lol he was made fun of so much after and i think he deserved it for talking like he did

 

[natty]

When I was a senior in hs I had a bf Shannon who had a cock that had to be 8.5 inches long and bigger around than my wrist. The thing was a monster. Shannon was like Lestat, he talked about his dick a lot, even before we started having sex.

Obviously we did eventually have sex and his cock was fucking mammoth...but also beautiful. Guys only think of the size of their dicks, but a cock can also be ugly or attractive. His was beautiful. I realized why he had such a big ego about it. Goddamn. I'd get turned on just sucking that fucking thing.

But oh the penetration. A girl doesnt get prepared for sex with a Louisville Slugger like that. You cant. And I cant say I ever really did fully enjoy intercourse with Shannon because of the sheer magnitude of that fucker. Dance, Dance...too much cock in the pants! I used to joke I needed to find him a 50 year old whore.

And then there was Andrew. He was really a nice looking guy. Sweet, articulate, funny...oh and rich too! He drove a Red 911. I was like Holy shit sister you struck gold. We made out and he was a good kisser...a little too sensitive and girlie with the smoochage, but still definitely a good kisser.

so we had sex.

My God. I didnt know a grown man could even have a penis that small.

It was only a little longer than my middle finger and maybe 2x the thickness of my thumb. Either the first or second time we had sex, he said something like "oh you feel me so deep insiiiiide you!". God bless him.....he didnt even know he was hung like a Chihuahua.

I was really in a tough spot with him since he was not only tiny, but actually turned me off. It was like fucking and sucking a 9 yo boy....it really grossed me out.

Thank God he met another girl.

Funny shit

 

[pintoca]

a big dick has NOTHING on a well trained tongue...

 

[Mavafanculo]

a big dick has NOTHING on a well trained tongue...

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[Mavafanculo]

Rotten, did you ever actually measure ur 1st BF? 8.5 would put him in like the top .1% or so of the population (1 out of 1,000) if I recall. Many times what girls claim as 8 inches or 10 inches is more like a heathy 7 or 7.5 .

 

[rudeboyja]

I can't believe how many dudes responded to a thread called penis stories. I think it was a thread more for the women.

Shit, I just replied too..

 

[RottenWillow]

Rotten, did you ever actually measure ur 1st BF? 8.5 would put him in like the top .1% or so of the population (1 out of 1,000) if I recall. Many times what girls claim as 8 inches or 10 inches is more like a heathy 7 or 7.5 .

Nope, never measured him, but he'd measured himself a gazillion times and claimed 8.5. I have measured my fiance and he's almost 7.5 and I know Shannon was noticeably longer, so his claim sounds about right.

 

[HiDnGoD]

Mine doesn't work anymore, so I had it plasticized & put batteries in

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You go Taco!! I know you and your wingman Chicken Gordita Baja pull mad pussy.

Oh but those things are so fucking good.