Penis stories

[Dial_tone]

do you mean asthetically? Something about the shape you dont like?

I wish it curved upward more, but I'm cool with the size of it. I'm not a monster cock but I've only been deepthroated by one girl.

 

[RottenWillow]

but I'm cool with the size of it.

Holy shit I hope so!
As I remember you have an impressively sized schlong.

 

[Dial_tone]

Holy shit I hope so!
As I remember you have an impressively sized schlong.

Your check will arrive at the usual time, babe.

 

[RottenWillow]

Your check will arrive at the usual time, babe.

LOL....am I your wingchick!?

ahem....uh yeah girls that's right Tone has the most unbelievable cock...jesus christ....to ride that sweet thing is to know heaven.

 

[Lestat]

I'm lucky to have been blessed with the lousiville slugger.

Some women have reported sex to be uncomfortable because of the size, but the majority enjoyed the additional length and girth.

 

[RottenWillow]

I'm lucky to have been blessed with the lousiville slugger.

Some women have reported sex to be uncomfortable because of the size, but the majority enjoyed the additional length and girth.

"hey Nana, my penis is still really big".
"sir, I feel I'm qualified to work for your company because of my really large penis"

dude, if you lived in Georgia I'd swear you were Shannon.

 

[Lestat]

"hey Nana, my penis is still really big".
"sir, I feel I'm qualified to work for your company because of my really large penis"

dude, if you lived in Georgia I'd swear you were Shannon.

hey what can I say, I'm blessed and I like to share my blessing with the world!!

 

[Smurfy]

Ive always believed that very large penises are nice to look at, but they arent very practical.

 

[Dial_tone]

Ive always believed that very large penises are nice to look at, but they arent very practical.

I feel the same way about tremendous boobages.

 

[n0th1ng]

I feel the same way about tremendous boobages.

Yep. Like that chick in your avi.. I wouldn't even know wtf to do with those things. If she rolled over in her sleep I might be killed.