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Congratulations Mr. Roter
As you know I have a fourteen month old son and just a few days ago I was giving him a bath and I noticed he-he was kind of touching his-a his penis. And I thought to myself, "Ok-the Roter neurosis ends HERE." And I said, "Son, it's ok touch it, touch it as much as you want. As a matter of fact you know Daddy likes to use a little KY jelly. It enhances the pleasure."
Yes Mr. Roter. KY jelly can be very effective when used under the supervision of a professional psychoanalyst.
Oh-oh yes, yes isn't it doctor? Well anyway, uh I noticed though, he-he wasn't touching his penis with any sense of pleasure. He appeared to me as if he was trying to just rip it off! And I thought, you know my wife only allows me to uh walk around the house fully clothed. So he's never seen a penis. So he identifies with the va-the vagina.
That's very insightful Mr. Roter, very insightful.
Thank-you doctor. So I pulled out my-my penis and I pointed to his and I pointed to mine, "eh eh-eh eh." And then doctor I think- I think he was getting connection because then he pointed to his penis and said, "eh eh-eh eh." and he made a little fist and it was like yes, son, yes, "eh eh-eh eh". But then he did a remarkable thing doctor. He pointed to my dick-my dick and said the word "sma" "sma" "sma" and then I realized my son was pointing at my di- penis and saying the word "small". And then I-I truly realized the ambivalence of fatherhood. You know part of me was so proud that he was saying his first word but the fact remained doctor, he was pointing at my cock and saying the word "small". And nobody, I don't care who the fuck you are, nobody does that to me. But then again, part of my brain said, "David, he is an infant. You must protect and nurture him." So I looked at my son and I said, "Son, in all fairness, I'd have to say, that if you think that daddy's dick is small, then uh daddy would have to say that your little pea-shooter is tiny, little Mr. wise-guy toddler, infintesimal. Yo boy, can you say the word microscopic?" Just then I realized my wife was standing behind me with her arms crossed and she said uh, "David, what are you doing?" And I looked up and said, "Hmm, teaching our boy how to love his body?" Well you know doctor, that-that she can be so judgmental. I guess what I'm trying to ask you is like, "W-W-What do you think?"
I think you're a fucking asshole, ha ha ha.......... Oops, slipped.
David & Al
Congratulations Mr. Roter
As you know I have a fourteen month old son and just a few days ago I was giving him a bath and I noticed he-he was kind of touching his-a his penis. And I thought to myself, "Ok-the Roter neurosis ends HERE." And I said, "Son, it's ok touch it, touch it as much as you want. As a matter of fact you know Daddy likes to use a little KY jelly. It enhances the pleasure."
Yes Mr. Roter. KY jelly can be very effective when used under the supervision of a professional psychoanalyst.
Oh-oh yes, yes isn't it doctor? Well anyway, uh I noticed though, he-he wasn't touching his penis with any sense of pleasure. He appeared to me as if he was trying to just rip it off! And I thought, you know my wife only allows me to uh walk around the house fully clothed. So he's never seen a penis. So he identifies with the va-the vagina.
That's very insightful Mr. Roter, very insightful.
Thank-you doctor. So I pulled out my-my penis and I pointed to his and I pointed to mine, "eh eh-eh eh." And then doctor I think- I think he was getting connection because then he pointed to his penis and said, "eh eh-eh eh." and he made a little fist and it was like yes, son, yes, "eh eh-eh eh". But then he did a remarkable thing doctor. He pointed to my dick-my dick and said the word "sma" "sma" "sma" and then I realized my son was pointing at my di- penis and saying the word "small". And then I-I truly realized the ambivalence of fatherhood. You know part of me was so proud that he was saying his first word but the fact remained doctor, he was pointing at my cock and saying the word "small". And nobody, I don't care who the fuck you are, nobody does that to me. But then again, part of my brain said, "David, he is an infant. You must protect and nurture him." So I looked at my son and I said, "Son, in all fairness, I'd have to say, that if you think that daddy's dick is small, then uh daddy would have to say that your little pea-shooter is tiny, little Mr. wise-guy toddler, infintesimal. Yo boy, can you say the word microscopic?" Just then I realized my wife was standing behind me with her arms crossed and she said uh, "David, what are you doing?" And I looked up and said, "Hmm, teaching our boy how to love his body?" Well you know doctor, that-that she can be so judgmental. I guess what I'm trying to ask you is like, "W-W-What do you think?"
I think you're a fucking asshole, ha ha ha.......... Oops, slipped.
David & Al
This thread is a crock of horseshit. Everybody is being very generous with the rulers, I see. I'm sure there's been an upswell in accidental abdominal ruler insertion as people stab their way to averaging 8".
Most bitches can't HANDLE a dick that big. I've been with hoes that I've fist fucked for crying out loud...the depth is too great in most positions for dicks that big. An ordinary, non-slut girl of average size will take an average dick. Even a reasonably above average one will cause pain.
So, either this board is full of freakin liars or you have some bucket pussied girlfriends.
Most bitches can't HANDLE a dick that big. I've been with hoes that I've fist fucked for crying out loud...the depth is too great in most positions for dicks that big. An ordinary, non-slut girl of average size will take an average dick. Even a reasonably above average one will cause pain.
So, either this board is full of freakin liars or you have some bucket pussied girlfriends.
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