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Update Number 1 - What do you say guys, drive to Michigan for a little party and rooftop pool action?


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I'm subletting actually. I'm not really sure where I want to live or work or anything but I know that I hate where I've been - so this is transitional.

I actually got a way better deal than I deserve. I just got my key last night. The upstairs bathroom is ridiculous.

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Update Number 2 - I got rid of my Jeep for one of these:
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Update Number 3 - Nate is a DB and he and I are not dating any longer.

Update Number 4 - I was teaching only 2 classes a week at the gym (Spin, 6am Wed and Friday) and starting this week I am now teaching 6 per week, as our group fitness manager quit for a competitor and somebody had to pick up some slack - I drove to St. Louis two weeks ago to get my BODYPUMP cert back. (2 Spin, 3 BODYCOMBAT and 1 PUMP)

I think that's about it.
 
Grand Rapids -
It's 2 bed 2.5 baths (loft). The kitchen is pretty sick - 2 dish washers, wet bar, the drawers, if you don't close them all the way suck in on their own, and the brick archway is 16ft tall. I don't know about total square footage - but the kitchen isn't really quite as big as it appears in the photos. The rooftop pool and hottub are right outside my door... I start moving things in this weekend, I can't friggin wait. My dad and his wife are living at my place. (and they are not coming along)
 
It's a "Community Pool"

Some of you guys may remember some of the infamous noods that took place in and outside a condo - it was this building. It's right downtown where the highways intersect. The building was a school many years back and was renovated.
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I like the place. Don't like the bathroom brick thing going on. Love the highway view.

Why is Nate a douche?


Because he got beej, then said the power of Jesus Christ told him not to have sex with her, then 2 months later he has sex, then he freaks out over a coffee pot, and then he morphs back into Sammy Sosa.
 
Very nice place you have there Rach :)
Because he got beej, then said the power of Jesus Christ told him not to have sex with her, then 2 months later he has sex, then he freaks out over a coffee pot, and then he morphs back into Sammy Sosa.
WTF bro!? :confused:
 
That is a great looking place. Congratulations!

I especially like the brick work.
 
Awesome rach!!!! Looks like you could throw a helluva party there!

just need some margaritas! :biggrin:
 
I know it looks ghetto from the outside - and it kind of is actually - well, it's the West side of GR, about half a mile out of "downtown". Here this pic doesn't look as bad.
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Um I'm about 3-4 hours away I think. (merrillville, IN area) Not sure if I could clear it with the warden though either.
 
I've started to realize that because of the sheer awesomeness of this condo I'm going to have no problem getting some action this summer. Bedroom floor now christened. (and the island in the kitchen and the wall where my television is going to be)
 
They have shuffleboard in the hallway???

I'm not digging the lime green + sky blue either. May be a good color scheme for a nursery school...

The condo itself is great though.
 
Actually my condo is the only one with the entrance actually in the clubhouse. If you keep going up, it goes to this:
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Very nice place Rach, just a few questions though:

1) How are you paying for this on a PT salary?
2) Are you hooking?
3) Can I call you Rach?
 
Girls who plan their screwing aggressively and have careers going for them often have outstanding outcomes.

Rule number 1: Be attractive. No celebratory attractive,just attractive.

Rule number 2: Be sweet.

Rule number 3: When in a relstionship, give it up like a 20 dolar whore. Make your man wake-up the next mornig half-way embarasseed thinking: "Did we reall do all that shit last wekk?"

If sex becomes an adventure where he feels the need so strech and warm-up before entering your bedroom, he's probably not goign anywhwer anytime soon.

Constantly drained balls = trapped man.

Just sayin'
 
^ wow plunkey roflmao.

It's true. Watch jerry springer. Not a single couple has problems when they are screwing each other's brains out in the first place.

A christian counselor friend of mine used to recommend that couples having marital problems have sex at least once per day. Even if neither wanted to do do it, they should during the therapy. Strangely enough, most worked out.
 
Very nice place Rach, just a few questions though:

1) How are you paying for this on a PT salary?
2) Are you hooking?
3) Can I call you Rach?

Rachel isn't a personal trainer. She does those classes on the side. She has a good, professional job/career (a couple of things going actually), and has her MBA.

Rachel's doing alright.
 
Sweet diggs. I just checked my mailbox, and still no plane ticket. I'm sure this is just an oversight. Can't wait!
 
Rachel isn't a personal trainer. She does those classes on the side. She has a good, professional job/career (a couple of things going actually), and has her MBA.

Rachel's doing alright.

He's correct here - I work my regular job as well as do steady working for an M&A/Investment Banking Group on the side - write their private placement drafts/offering memorandums, maintain their website and whatever else they need that is related to writing, administrative, print etc.
 
Girls who plan their screwing aggressively and have careers going for them often have outstanding outcomes.

Rule number 1: Be attractive. No celebratory attractive,just attractive.

Rule number 2: Be sweet.

Rule number 3: When in a relstionship, give it up like a 20 dolar whore. Make your man wake-up the next mornig half-way embarasseed thinking: "Did we reall do all that shit last wekk?"

If sex becomes an adventure where he feels the need so strech and warm-up before entering your bedroom, he's probably not goign anywhwer anytime soon.

Constantly drained balls = trapped man.

Just sayin'

I don't have a man to trap however - and I'm not saying I'm going to act like a 20 dollar whore ;)

BTW am I the only one having problems with the way the forum is loading? I tried two different browsers, and no good...
 
I don't have a man to trap however - and I'm not saying I'm going to act like a 20 dollar whore ;)

BTW am I the only one having problems with the way the forum is loading? I tried two different browsers, and no good...

Having loading problems here too. Profile and replies work fine, but the threads themselves come-up fuxored.
 
Im in school here full time so yeah most of the time. debating on if I am going to take summer classes next semester. if not ill be up in chicago for a while.

Did I ever tell you about the time I met Bill Clinton in Pomfret Hall?
 
This condo of yours is turnIng into a real cawk Parade

This.

PS Rach, you ever spend any time at Macinaw Island? Wondering if it's worth the 8 hour drive to spend a long weekend there...and whether I should drive north through Michigan or head through Canada and then back south.
 
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PS Rach, you ever spend any time at Macinaw Island? Wondering if it's worth the 8 hour drive to spend a long weekend there...and whether I should drive north through Michigan or head through Canada and then back south.

Personally I don't think so. I went up there last summer for a wedding and stayed the weekend. I didn't see too much thereto do other then visit Some local wineries and pick cherries. It really is pretty there but quite a small town. If you are looking for a quant quiet getaway I would assume you could find those accommodations a bit closer to you. I fucking hate road trips though too so I suppose I'm slightly biased.
 
Personally I don't think so. I went up there last summer for a wedding and stayed the weekend. I didn't see too much thereto do other then visit Some local wineries and pick cherries. It really is pretty there but quite a small town. If you are looking for a quant quiet getaway I would assume you could find those accommodations a bit closer to you. I fucking hate road trips though too so I suppose I'm slightly biased.

Thats what I figured. I liked the idea of an island where there are no cars, etc and people skip from eatery to eatery and all the wimminz are wearing sun dresses and carrying large colorful umbrellas - but I figured I would be disappointed upon arriving.

Looks like back to Lake Geneva it is.

Just booked another trip to Riviera Maya though. Methinks that > Michigan.
 
Thats what I figured. I liked the idea of an island where there are no cars, etc and people skip from eatery to eatery and all the wimminz are wearing sun dresses and carrying large colorful umbrellas - but I figured I would be disappointed upon arriving.

Looks like back to Lake Geneva it is.

Just booked another trip to Riviera Maya though. Methinks that > Michigan.

Yea man, I love Playa, been there about 5 times. We were supposed to go Easter week but plans fell through. Have you ever been to Cabo?
 
Yea man, I love Playa, been there about 5 times. We were supposed to go Easter week but plans fell through. Have you ever been to Cabo?

Nah, we were looking at Cabo but (and I may be wrong) I figured it would be more of a party type atmosphere.

I like the Maya because it's away from the Cancun hotel zone, I sit by the pool and booze all day, I'll be able to do some diving (maybe head to Cozumel for a day), and the wife and I can check out some ruins and shit.
 
Nah, we were looking at Cabo but (and I may be wrong) I figured it would be more of a party type atmosphere.

I like the Maya because it's away from the Cancun hotel zone, I sit by the pool and booze all day, I'll be able to do some diving (maybe head to Cozumel for a day), and the wife and I can check out some ruins and shit.

I'll have to do a bit more research on the party atmosphere of cabo before planning a trip there. I would imagine the time of year you go has a lot to do with it too. Playa is 100x better then cancun. I love how the resorts are more spread out and secluded. You don't have those rediculious vendors walking around with the creepy braided mannequin heads and cheap jewelry yelling at you every 10min. Also love how good green is super easy to score if you should be so inclined
 
I'll have to do a bit more research on the party atmosphere of cabo before planning a trip there. I would imagine the time of year you go has a lot to do with it too. Playa is 100x better then cancun. I love how the resorts are more spread out and secluded. You don't have those rediculious vendors walking around with the creepy braided mannequin heads and cheap jewelry yelling at you every 10min. Also love how good green is super easy to score if you should be so inclined

Yeah dude - last time we were there I got hit up to buy weed and/or cocaine at least a dozen times.

Were going over the 4th of July holiday, so hopefully our area wont be too packed with tomfoolery. Honestly Playa / Riviera is often the same price or even less expensive than Cabo, so I dont see why I would seriously consider the latter. If it aint broke...

We were looking at the Dominican, but again why bother with 8 hours of flying when it's 3:45 direct flight from Chicago to the Riviera.
 
great place it looks sick!!!
 
Mackinac sucks it's boring

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agreed. everytime I head to WI, my dad always wants to stop there. Not much to see if you ask me. I love picking up some Smoked Salmon and Beef Jerky on the way there though.
 
agreed. everytime I head to WI, my dad always wants to stop there. Not much to see if you ask me. I love picking up some Smoked Salmon and Beef Jerky on the way there though.

Omg bro, you ever stop at the jerky hut next to Cabellas in Dundee MI? Just stopped there last week and left with over a hundred bucks in jerky, lol
 
Omg bro, you ever stop at the jerky hut next to Cabellas in Dundee MI? Just stopped there last week and left with over a hundred bucks in jerky, lol
yup! I f#$^in' love jerky.... too bad it's so expensive. I need to marry a girl who's father owns a jerky company.
 
After I make a couple mil..... yes.... for sure....

Just as long as you promise not to divorce my ass and take all my money! lol

Im against marriage on a whole but youre supposed to get married before you make the cash, so theres nothing for her to take you to the cleaners on. Plus it mitigates against the bishes only marrying you for cash. Cant marry for money if he doesnt have any.
Or make her sign a prenup but good fucking luck with that.
 
Im against marriage on a whole but youre supposed to get married before you make the cash, so theres nothing for her to take you to the cleaners on. Plus it mitigates against the bishes only marrying you for cash. Cant marry for money if he doesnt have any.
Or make her sign a prenup but good fucking luck with that.
Nah, I trust Annie..... She wouldn't fuck me like that....
 
Nah, I trust Annie..... She wouldn't fuck me like that....

if she did/does, it's ok, let her have it, just don't tell her about the vasectomy you got.. that way when she comes up prego and wants child support you can smile..
 
Im against marriage on a whole but youre supposed to get married before you make the cash, so theres nothing for her to take you to the cleaners on. Plus it mitigates against the bishes only marrying you for cash. Cant marry for money if he doesnt have any.
Or make her sign a prenup but good fucking luck with that.

Iggy should def do that since CA is a community property state if I'm not mistaken and that's where iggy wants to move. Meaning everything that was his before the marriage is his, and everything made after the marriage gets split evenly should we divorce.

I won't divorce you though Iggy. You can even Tiger Woods me if I get paid like Elin and can also have fun on the side. Deal?
 
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Iggy should def do that since CA is a common property state if I'm not mistaken and that's where iggy wants to move. Meaning everything that was his before the marriage is his, and everything made after the marriage gets split evenly should we divorce.

I won't divorce you though Iggy. You can even Tiger Woods me if I get paid like Elin and can also have fun on the side. Deal?
Eventually, I want to settle up in Rome, Annie. But yeah, I want to travel a lot. And I won't tiger woods you. lol!
 
i wanna find a rich sussessful bish that just wanna marry a dude that wanna be a housedad... fuck dudes with careers they got no time for u babygirl ima always be there when u get home dinner ready bubble bath waitin an all dat dat
 
It's a "Community Pool"

Some of you guys may remember some of the infamous noods that took place in and outside a condo - it was this building. It's right downtown where the highways intersect. The building was a school many years back and was renovated.
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I could holla from the shoulder!
 
Mackinac sucks it's boring

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Yeah...tourist trap. I always drove about an hour west...Hogs Head Island campground...You can camp right on Lake Michigan...even after my divorce I would take Nitchske up there and he would tear ass around the deserted beach.
 
Nice! Don't know about the pool location though, would be perfect if the building was taller...increasing the elevation a bit so its not so direct with the HW.
 
He's correct here - I work my regular job as well as do steady working for an M&A/Investment Banking Group on the side - write their private placement drafts/offering memorandums, maintain their website and whatever else they need that is related to writing, administrative, print etc.

Shit! I got ripped for 40k by a law firm when I had to have my PPM written, believe me Rachel is doing fine.
 
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