Once Again It Has Begun!

[mrflexdiesel]

Well, now that the weather's finally warming up in my neck of the woods the remarks have already begun. I finished up my workout today and had to stop at the mall to grab some stuff so I still had my workout attire on. Actually that is about all I usually wear, he, he! Some old fat straggly looking biker dude (not that I have a problem with biker guys) came right on up to me when I was walking and said, "Hey, either you lift a lot of weights or you take a shit load of steroids". I responded, "A little of both actually" and went on to say "Either you lay around on the couch alot or you eat a shitload of junk". It was great! You should have seen the look on his dumb ass face. After that I just kept walking along minding my own business as usual. Just thought I'd share this with you guys.

 

[GeneticFreak18]

what a badass...

 

[sweed]

haha, awesome man!

 

[mrflexdiesel]

what a badass...

Yeah, I know. Sometimes I scare myself! Joke.

 

[Mavy]

Hahahaha ... good comeback!

 

[psychedout]

Reminds me of that post where a fat woman asked a ripped guy why he was cheating by using whey protein. He said cause I dont wanna look like you!

Owned, and good job owning the biker too.

BTW Mavy, youve got mail.

 

[Mavy]

Got it bro! back at ya. Actually i will save you from checkin it. It just says this. "For sure bro!"

hahaha

Thanks,
Mavy

 

[psychedout]

Hahah, Aight. Sounds good.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

right on flex..

 

[Aerojaxx]

Very good one......I had an encounter with a guy at a crowded shopping area where he bumped into my wife who was carrying my 5 month old baby girl just ahead of me...I was carrying my 4 yo just behind her and I tried my best to remove his shoulder from his torso....he too was a fat butt, all tatted up thinking he was tough...he spun around and said, what thuu !!

I replied, "watch where your going..."..he proceeds to get very loud saying, "oh you think I'm scared of you because your all steroided out.."

I controlled myself and just turned and kept walking due to the prompting of my wife's better judgement....in hind sight maybe I should of bitch slapped him on his ass......nah!...jail sucks.....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

nice

i love witty acid retorts...they sting for years

 

[no1special]

I would have informed him if even comes close to touching your wife again, I'd beat the fukk out of him. That way you gave him the option to puss out, not that you did the wrong thing, but if you think your wifes saftey is at risk ( or kids ) I think you can pretty much do just about anything you want within reason, I mean not stabbing him, but surely you'd been justified to break his nose.

Besides, you'd only get 72 hours, that's like a good fast or something

 

[preist]

Dude you should have just throat-punched him . He will fall to his knees holding his throat not making any noise {well , maybe a little gurgling} you'd be long gone before he got to his feet .And , you wouldnt feel denied in that primal protective instinct.