I'm catching up with you, damn fat bastard.
this is my week off and I'm having some puking issues that I'm sure will only lead to massive weight gains.
then when I start back up again I'll whup up on your sorry ass.
also, breathing in won't help your weight - do what I do and just jump up and down stomping on that thing - then whatever the highest reading you can get is your weight.
my puking theory is currently that I'm on fina. fina makes me warm. the enzymes in my gut are designed to only work in a specific range. perhaps I'm now out of that range (I don't own one of those new fangled "thermometers" and I'm sure as hell not gonna blow $2 on one) and so the enzymes aren't working, and the food is just sitting there - when the food sits there, the body is like, okay - everyone out the way you came in!