Well, credit where it's due, he's pretty forthright about that bit:
I have a great idea, Lion! You adopt my husband and I, leave the seven figures to us in your will on the contingency that we take care of you in your dottitude, then you NEVER need to settle down at all!!! (No, seriously!!! Hey, we'll be wayyyy more reliable than some 20+ bimbo with the added benefit of lively, intelligent conversation with people near your own age!).
Boom, all of MM life problems solved.