Old fuck buddy is engaged

[jubei]

LOL, I know what you mean about how christians try to put up a front. I'm catholic but I act however I please...well we are known to be vicious killers anyways. Look at the mafia, they would go wack some guy and then go to church for confession.

I think your friend is going through a "purity phase". This marriage won't last when the the phase is over.

 

[Christopher X]

Sorry you're losing your fuck buddy - a real bore; when it works it can be a great way to get good, no-strings-attached sex. Sounds like she might be back on your agenda, if what you say is true. Probably not much you can do about it in the mean time, though

 

[Deleted member 33117]

virgins, like home cooking and mom's apple pie, are vastly overrated.

all they do is lay there with their eyes squeezed tight and cry after.............not to mention the mess on the new martha stewart marked down kmart sheets.

Funny shit Mark. Anyway, now that I think about it, I've never fucked a virgin. Probably for the best, I don't have marked down kmart sheets. I'm all about 400+ threadcount. Damn bro, you should know that. The kind of sheets you have on a bed says alot about who a guy really is. Ask any of your lady friends. Ok, now you can use your dad's quote about feminine logic...

 

[rnch]

k-mart's current mark downed martha stewart brand sheets meet your specifications for thread count and are damn comfortable!!

i perfer to make my statement on who i am BETWEEN the sheets.......heh heh!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Never mind bro, you missed the joke on women's perception of things. LoL


...btw how much are those marked down Kmart sheets? I bought my current one's on sale at Dillards.

 

[rnch]

oh, ok..........gotcha! hahahaha....working day shift has dulled my senses. the grey matter in my mind has turned into cottage cheese.......i am NOT a morning person!

yeh, the longer the ol' man is gone, the more i miss talking with him.




when i was still attending church on a regular basis, the pastor used to tell the parable about the boy and his dad.......the boy thought his dad was stupid, uncooth and totally out of touch with the modern workd. he couldn't wait to escape to out of town college and become a man.

15 years later, the son got transferred back to his home town. he started talking to his father about marriages, raising kids, life insurance, house mortages.......he couln't believe how smart his father became in the time he ws gone!!!!!!!

 

[Bigburndaddy]

big ol burndaddy says,,, wish her goodluck and tell her you are happy shes happy,,, get them a phat gift and head on down the road only looking back for the memories,,, dont worry you will find another,, trust me there are many out there,,, just a side note is it just me or do fuckbuddies seem to be more freaky???

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Oh, I'm not worried about this bro. LoL, I was commenting on the amusement factor in this situation. I already told her I was glad to hear she finally found someone special. Not always, I've had a girlfriend who was freakier than most of my fuck buddies. Anyway, this chick was by far the freakiest.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

she could be lying you know...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Why would she lie, I bumped into her at the gym and she just told me all about it? It isn't like I ever call her up for a booty call. She would just give me a call or drop by when she felt like it.