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GoldenDelicious
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HOLY HELL im bored...so im going to type. the usual STFU about long threads in my long thread rule aplies, as usual 
anyway, i havnt really taken any of that players guide bullshit seriously (i skimmed a webpage a couple years back) since i figure that it would be totally wrong to contaminate my sex appeal with that stilted, manufactured, prelearned bullshit - but when i was away on vacation, i chanced upon a well read and studied internet pickup artist...
...and i have to say, that mofo was pretty good. really. im not bullshitting, i was really impressed. ive always been fortunate in that im really good at reading bodylanguage and being a tad glib of the tongue (as well as looking really, really good
), but i have to say, that prelearned, studied bullshit, when delivered properly, is fucking devastating - this mofo was chatting up a storm! i was mesmerised! i just sat back (eating my cheesecake 
) (ok fine, my SECOND bit of cheesecake ) watching this guy at work 
it was really fascinating! i mean, you could see what he was doing - the lines and pre-told jokes that you *know* he had used many times before, the rehearsed poses, the rehearsed bodylanguage that cued instinctual, subconcious resonses in the girls he was chatting to, the maneuvers he was pulling and the quick coverups/diversions he would use to stop the girls brain from clicking in and freaking out at what he had just done - the mofo was artful!
if i wasnt so fascinated, i would have tossed him off the balcony.
and NO, i dont mean "tossed him off the balcony" alien amp pharm style. splooge hitting some pedestrian from the 13th floor, while sort of amusing in an American Pie sort of way, isnt really my style
and he was so blatant! he would call girls HB3, HB4 etc etc (common terminology for hot babe 3, hot babe 4 etc when talking about targets for your pickups) to their faces and NO-ONE picked up on it
...the dude had style
if i didnt love myself so damn much, i might have been a tad intimidated (actually, i was a bit concerned - the guy would be quite dangerous if left to go to work in a room full of average guys, and i couldnt be there 100% of the time to exercise my counter-pickup skillz and one of the girls i thought was worthy of seeing The Delicious without his shirt on p ) was the target of his attention for a little while, and so i had my special cockblocking gloves on lol ...fortunately, i didnt have to use them 
)
so yeeeeeeeesssss. very interesting. i could have saved myself a lot of hassle by reading that stuff a long, long time ago...and now, im old
booooooo!!
someone open a paypal account for alien amp pharm, its his birthday soon
anyway, i havnt really taken any of that players guide bullshit seriously (i skimmed a webpage a couple years back) since i figure that it would be totally wrong to contaminate my sex appeal with that stilted, manufactured, prelearned bullshit - but when i was away on vacation, i chanced upon a well read and studied internet pickup artist...
...and i have to say, that mofo was pretty good. really. im not bullshitting, i was really impressed. ive always been fortunate in that im really good at reading bodylanguage and being a tad glib of the tongue (as well as looking really, really good
), but i have to say, that prelearned, studied bullshit, when delivered properly, is fucking devastating - this mofo was chatting up a storm! i was mesmerised! i just sat back (eating my cheesecake ) (ok fine, my SECOND bit of cheesecake ) watching this guy at work it was really fascinating! i mean, you could see what he was doing - the lines and pre-told jokes that you *know* he had used many times before, the rehearsed poses, the rehearsed bodylanguage that cued instinctual, subconcious resonses in the girls he was chatting to, the maneuvers he was pulling and the quick coverups/diversions he would use to stop the girls brain from clicking in and freaking out at what he had just done - the mofo was artful!
if i wasnt so fascinated, i would have tossed him off the balcony.
and NO, i dont mean "tossed him off the balcony" alien amp pharm style. splooge hitting some pedestrian from the 13th floor, while sort of amusing in an American Pie sort of way, isnt really my style
and he was so blatant! he would call girls HB3, HB4 etc etc (common terminology for hot babe 3, hot babe 4 etc when talking about targets for your pickups) to their faces and NO-ONE picked up on it
...the dude had style
if i didnt love myself so damn much, i might have been a tad intimidated
(actually, i was a bit concerned - the guy would be quite dangerous if left to go to work in a room full of average guys, and i couldnt be there 100% of the time to exercise my counter-pickup skillz and one of the girls i thought was worthy of seeing The Delicious without his shirt on p ) was the target of his attention for a little while, and so i had my special cockblocking gloves on lol ...fortunately, i didnt have to use them )so yeeeeeeeesssss. very interesting. i could have saved myself a lot of hassle by reading that stuff a long, long time ago...and now, im old
booooooo!!someone open a paypal account for alien amp pharm, its his birthday soon
