LOL @ this exchange between SD and crazy internet chick, she pwns herself

[digimon7068]

weve been texting like two normal people now so i wont bore you with the posts about it. But I got this little gem from her, I asked her to get a bite to eat with me and she said "I dont eat in front of other people, Im a little wierd like that"
I cant make this stuff up bors, I just cant.

my wife gets pissed when she's eating her cereal in the morning and i'm sitting there drinking a cup of coffee and glancing at ("watching") her LOL

now i play my guitar while i'm drinking my coffee. . .fuck it

 

[-SD-]

apparently she varies drastically with how attractive she can look in her pics LOL

 

[-SD-]

Heres her updated profile, shes still crazy apparently:

"Here is a youtube that I like.
YouTube - What am I? What am I?

I'm into symbology, love The Freeman Perspective and I write music and lyrics. My two favorite books are Don Quixote and "The Secret Teachings of all Ages" by Manly Palmer Hall. I've been a student of Sociology for a while now and am soon to transfer to Texas State for my four year program. <---I graduated with BBA and Masters from there, wonder if i should drop that little bomb on her since she thinks im an idiot lolI do occassional volunteer work and, for money, I work as a massage therapist. I have two little foo foo dogs but they are the most bad ass little foo foo dogs you'll ever meet. Not that they care what YOU think. Gil and Fancy don't care what NOOOOOBODY thinks! And, furthermore, they'll bust your knee caps. They've endured two New York winters so this ain't their first rodeo. You can see them in that picture of me looking just lovely with no make up and a towel... Yes, that's me at my worst. I hide nothing. It saves time to be honest.

Buzz words that may perk your ears:
Merkaba
Rosicrucian
Cho Ku Rei
Beth Hart
Kayak
Fishing
Quantum
EBEs/Extraterrestrials/Aliens

Favorite movies:
Addaptation
Fight Club
Idiocracy
Knowing
Mulan
Office Space
Original Sin
Pi
The Postman
There Will be Blood
The Signal
True Romance
V for Vendetta

First DateHonestly? I'm sure this will scare a lot of you but on the PERFECT first date for me... We would hit it off and you would see right through me and I would trust you and we would run off somewhere crazy and get married the next day and never regret it.<----yea, still nutz

 

[digimon7068]

you're way to interesting and fucked up to ever make it in the accounting profession. . .wtf made you decide to major in accounting and then get a gawddamn masters degree in it to boot??

 

[-SD-]

you're way to interesting and fucked up to ever make it in the accounting profession. . .wtf made you decide to major in accounting and then get a gawddamn masters degree in it to boot??

Yea thats what my parents friend said who in accounting also LOL It was a decision process borne out of attritions and defaults, I did not wake up one day years ago and say gee i think i will get a bba and masters in accounting. No regrets though rob, its a solid education and is very versatile as far as getting good jobs are concerned.

 

[iggy]

dave, buy one of those hidden cameras and put it in your shirt so we can see the whole meatup with you and this chick. if you did that this would be the best thread in the history of EF

 

[-SD-]

dave, buy one of those hidden cameras and put it in your shirt so we can see the whole meatup with you and this chick. if you did that this would be the best thread in the history of EF

link to camera so i can buy

 

[iggy]

dude im saying if you tape your encounter with her, wrote a screenplay, then made an actual movie about meeting a crazy chick online to amuse your fitness forum website, while falling in love with her without expecting it (second part is false) you could get some serious cash.

 

[-SD-]

dude im saying if you tape your encounter with her, wrote a screenplay, then made an actual movie about meeting a crazy chick online to amuse your fitness forum website, while falling in love with her without expecting it (second part is false) you could get some serious cash.

hahahah you need to be a hollywood agent bor

 

[digimon7068]

Yea thats what my parents friend said who in accounting also LOL It was a decision process borne out of attritions and defaults, I did not wake up one day years ago and say gee i think i will get a bba and masters in accounting. No regrets though rob, its a solid education and is very versatile as far as getting good jobs are concerned.

oh, i know, i'm just fucking with you for your fucked-up'ed-ness LOL. . .i hardly fit the stereotypical accountant mold. . .my shoulders are way to wide, my waist is way to small and i'm just dead-ass-sexy