LOL @ this exchange between SD and crazy internet chick, she pwns herself

[-SD-]

my shoulders are way to wide, my waist is way to small and i'm just dead-ass-sexy

yea i got that problem in accounting also rob lol

 

[mrplunkey]

dude im saying if you tape your encounter with her, wrote a screenplay, then made an actual movie about meeting a crazy chick online to amuse your fitness forum website, while falling in love with her without expecting it (second part is false) you could get some serious cash.

It's a chick flick. Here's the storyline:

He's a relationship-phobic guy's guy who takes advantage of women and posts his exploits on a guy-dominated fitness board.

She's a man-crazy chick who's all about hooking a guy but doesn't want to look manipulative or desperate. She too documents her exploits -- but on a chick-dominated relationships/advice board.

They manipulate each other and continue to document their progress. Both have radically different views of the relationship's progress and both think they have the upper hand.

Eventually they both catch each other (obviously) and we enter the guy-loses-girl phase.

They both try to revert back to their previous lives and realize that although they were both deceiving each other, they both have become far too attached.

They get back together, despite the urging from their respective boards to move on.

They both do posts on their respective boards showing how they've changed and achieved personal growth.

Let's call the movie: "Board of Deception".

 

[-SD-]

It's a chick flick. Here's the storyline:

He's a relationship-phobic guy's guy who takes advantage of women and posts his exploits on a guy-dominated fitness board.

She's a man-crazy chick who's all about hooking a guy but doesn't want to look manipulative or desperate. She too documents her exploits -- but on a chick-dominated relationships/advice board.

They manipulate each other and continue to document their progress. Both have radically different views of the relationship's progress and both think they have the upper hand.

Eventually they both catch each other (obviously) and we enter the guy-loses-girl phase.

They both try to revert back to their previous lives and realize that although they were both deceiving each other, they both have become far too attached.

They get back together, despite the urging from their respective boards to move on.

They both do posts on their respective boards showing how they've changed and achieved personal growth.

Let's call the movie: "Board of Deception".

pure genius. Starring Mathew McCouneghey and Courtney Love

 

[iggy]

lol.

or she has sex with dave at first encounter,
and makes sure dave gives his a child,
which he has to pay tons of child support to.

 

[-SD-]

lol.

or she has sex with dave at first encounter,
and makes sure dave gives his a child,
which he has to pay tons of child support to.

i would fit in better on ef if this happened lolzzzzzzz

 

[cindylou]

It's a chick flick. Here's the storyline:

He's a relationship-phobic guy's guy who takes advantage of women and posts his exploits on a guy-dominated fitness board.

She's a man-crazy chick who's all about hooking a guy but doesn't want to look manipulative or desperate. She too documents her exploits -- but on a chick-dominated relationships/advice board.

They manipulate each other and continue to document their progress. Both have radically different views of the relationship's progress and both think they have the upper hand.

Eventually they both catch each other (obviously) and we enter the guy-loses-girl phase.

They both try to revert back to their previous lives and realize that although they were both deceiving each other, they both have become far too attached.

They get back together, despite the urging from their respective boards to move on.

They both do posts on their respective boards showing how they've changed and achieved personal growth.

Let's call the movie: "Board of Deception".

already been done, only with magazines and not internet forums: How to Lose a guy in 10 Days with Matt McConagay

 

[PhoenixS]

already been done, only with magazines and not internet forums: How to Lose a guy in 10 Days with Matt McConagay

Funny this movie is on tv right now.

 

[cindylou]

Funny this movie is on tv right now.

lol is it really?? I love that movie but I don care much for the girl in it..whats her name..kate hudson.

 

[mrplunkey]

already been done, only with magazines and not internet forums: How to Lose a guy in 10 Days with Matt McConagay

I thought about that.

Our twist will be that while Kate had Matt on the defensive most of the time (i.e. the love fern), each character will think they have the upper hand throughout the relationship's progress. Each one will think the other one is buying-into the facade the other one presents. It can be a perspectives thing, where the same situation is being viewed by two people in completely different ways. We may even double-shoot each scene so both angles are presented.

 

[PhoenixS]

lol is it really?? I love that movie but I don care much for the girl in it..whats her name..kate hudson.

Yep I watched it. Good movie! Yeah Kate Hudson is the girl.