"It's not really surprising that over seventy percent of the popluation of the Isle Of Man can't be bothered to aim the piss in the toliet bowl's opening than the usual piss on the floor, but with the rate of inflation coupled by the fact that industry standards have expressed concerns because we are suggesting there are these very things in existance, I, in all incredulity, cannot forcast the expansion of the oceanous substance by the thirty percentage margin of error established by the Regional Ocean 30 Percent Incremental Center much less that established last year by Larry Stevenson Diaphram in that famous interpreation of the seventh seal prophecy bijected into an astral quad-realational symmetrical space as explicated in lattice theory," Ed Epstein said.