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NoWay said:
Im just a little guy!!
Oh boy!! Have I got something for you to inject into your asscheek!!
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Im just a little guy!!
hanibal said:
THE FUCK IS WHAT ?!?!?!? KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKLER!!!
JeepMonkey
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That was awesome man. Always a kick in the ass as usual. Thanks for the read!
And by the way, do you actually do any short stories man? There are a lot of twisted fucks out there (me included) that dig on this shit man.
Late
JM
And by the way, do you actually do any short stories man? There are a lot of twisted fucks out there (me included) that dig on this shit man.
Late
JM
mhcbenz
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ABSOLUTELY "fucking hilarious" as usual!! LMFAO!! I love these bedtime stories! please read me another bedtime-story walking beast, i can't sleep at night w/o them... 
fuck gettin "gear" sources,..I want ur "happy pill" source WB. i luv how twisted ur stories r,.. no matter how sick they get,(lol!!) i don't care who is offended by these stories,..they're fuckin' funny as hell!!
Im speechless.. Your momma must have dropped you one too many times when you were a kid! 
I love all you greasy motherfuckers and fuckettes!! KILL THAT SHIT!!
(July 24) -- The pictures are disturbing. An 84-year-old bald fuck is in the hospital recovering from injuries he says he received at the hands of a man with no hands. Henderson police officers said the 84 year old crisper came at them with intent to suck balls. Police say it started with a traffic dispute. It ended with Charles Walker in the hospital with his head between his asscheeks mumbling nonsensical bullshit.
Employees of the Rainbow Fag Club and Casino can't believe this is the same flying dildo who visits the restaurant three or four times a day.
"He's the cheapest old jew. He would give you the shit out his douchebag if he had to," said Steven Seagul, a Rainbow Fag Club employee.
WalkingBeast rendered that bald fuck senseless with a kick to the balls and shit eating grin.The crisper suffered injures after a run-in with police Sunday night.
According to the police report, Walker was in his white KKK outfit and was parked in the middle of a indoor shopping mall chucking nazi hand grenades out the window. Police say they pulled out thier dicks and sprayed the man, then sent WalkingBeast in to finish the job.One officer slid his dick in behind him, and that's when Walker crumbled into complete oblivion. Tumbling through a downward spiral.
According to the police report, Walker would not listen to the officers' directions and even threw his hearing aid at them. He then resisted arrest and began tumbling on the floor uncontrollably.
"There's no excuse. This should've been handled in a different way," said Dr."The Ass" Flungass, an attorney hired by Walker's family. "From what Bob told me, the officers suspected him of child molestation,first degree bunsmack, tumbling within 1000 feet of a Bozo the clown freak show,drinking and driving,and looking at them.
Walker suffered five broken ribs, a hip fracture and multiple contusions, a punctured crippler, a hamburger stapled to his esophagus and a badly chewed up eyeball along with his dick and balls being stuffed into his mouth.
The Henderson Police Department says it's conducting an internal operation. They plan to remove Walker's critical body parts and have a food fight.
"I believe our community deserves an answer. We don't have all the answers, but we'll make some up," said Chief Mike Dinglebery of the Henderson Police Department.
Meanwhile, friends like Fox,Cigar and Fag are visiting Walker, who's still buzzed off his fucking ass from the painkillers.
"He's in good spirits,especially now since hes dead. but that's how he always is...Dead. He was just a little guy," Fox said.
Employees of the Rainbow Fag Club and Casino can't believe this is the same flying dildo who visits the restaurant three or four times a day.
"He's the cheapest old jew. He would give you the shit out his douchebag if he had to," said Steven Seagul, a Rainbow Fag Club employee.
WalkingBeast rendered that bald fuck senseless with a kick to the balls and shit eating grin.The crisper suffered injures after a run-in with police Sunday night.
According to the police report, Walker was in his white KKK outfit and was parked in the middle of a indoor shopping mall chucking nazi hand grenades out the window. Police say they pulled out thier dicks and sprayed the man, then sent WalkingBeast in to finish the job.One officer slid his dick in behind him, and that's when Walker crumbled into complete oblivion. Tumbling through a downward spiral.
According to the police report, Walker would not listen to the officers' directions and even threw his hearing aid at them. He then resisted arrest and began tumbling on the floor uncontrollably.
"There's no excuse. This should've been handled in a different way," said Dr."The Ass" Flungass, an attorney hired by Walker's family. "From what Bob told me, the officers suspected him of child molestation,first degree bunsmack, tumbling within 1000 feet of a Bozo the clown freak show,drinking and driving,and looking at them.
Walker suffered five broken ribs, a hip fracture and multiple contusions, a punctured crippler, a hamburger stapled to his esophagus and a badly chewed up eyeball along with his dick and balls being stuffed into his mouth.
The Henderson Police Department says it's conducting an internal operation. They plan to remove Walker's critical body parts and have a food fight.
"I believe our community deserves an answer. We don't have all the answers, but we'll make some up," said Chief Mike Dinglebery of the Henderson Police Department.
Meanwhile, friends like Fox,Cigar and Fag are visiting Walker, who's still buzzed off his fucking ass from the painkillers.
"He's in good spirits,especially now since hes dead. but that's how he always is...Dead. He was just a little guy," Fox said.
Remind me not to take the drugs that you are taking. You have some issues bro, no doubt..
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