Official BITCH thread......

[Raina]

have you tried Melatonin for sleep? its a herb and it is also an antioxident.... stuff does wonders for me

I should try that. I know my mom takes it sometimes. I'd rather try that than take more actual meds!

 

[Miss24k]

Oh I got something to b*tch about, this fat azz man at the gym, that's so arogant that it's sick. Jack azz looks like he's about 8 1/2 months pregnant, about to pop. Any how so I'm about to warm up my legs with the leg press (that I haven't done in months) so I put 2 plates on each side (180lbs) to warm-up and dude comes over and says are you going to be long cause I need to do the leg press, so me being nice I say oh I'm just started but we can share, he says well (like a damn jerk) I need to add another plate to each side to do my workout so no I'll just wait, I'm going heavy, and gives me a nasty grin.

So I go and do my work of 20 reps with the 2 plates on each side, then begin my work out, adding a plate each set. Last set was 4 plates on each side, and a 10 on each side (380lbs)

When I was done I went off to him, and said oh you said you use 3 plates right, so I should take that extra weight off for you then, and just stood there grinning at him. Damn jackazz, revenge is sweet

 

[velvett]

When I was done I went off to him, and said oh you said you use 3 plates right, so I should take that extra weight off for you then, and just stood there grinning at him. Damn jackazz, revenge is sweet

DAHDUM!

 

[The Shadow]

I was in the grocery store holding a baklet in one hand and a 12 pack of Diet Cherry Coke in the other....holding the end of t he case...longways so that the very end was in my hand:


Woman behind me:

"Excuse me...Sir"


"yes?"


"you can use my buggy."


2 second pause


"For what?"


"To sit your drinks down"


"Thank you but Im fine"


"welll.......I can ASSURE you thats not good for your hand."


"Really?? What specifically?"


"You holding that case like that - Its bad for you because its putting too much pressure."


"Really??


huh



on what exactly"


"Your wrist."


"Well...technically my wrist is in its strongest position as it isnt pronated and you know, now that I think of it..this is a great exercise for hand/finger strength as well as strengthening the forearm flexors and extensors"


3 second pause



"Oh....well..is still bad for you"


*LOOKS INTO HER BUGGY*


"So is that carton of Marlboro's"


...end of conversation

 

[The Shadow]

Oh I got something to b*tch about, this fat azz man at the gym, that's so arogant that it's sick. Jack azz looks like he's about 8 1/2 months pregnant, about to pop. Any how so I'm about to warm up my legs with the leg press (that I haven't done in months) so I put 2 plates on each side (180lbs) to warm-up and dude comes over and says are you going to be long cause I need to do the leg press, so me being nice I say oh I'm just started but we can share, he says well (like a damn jerk) I need to add another plate to each side to do my workout so no I'll just wait, I'm going heavy, and gives me a nasty grin.

So I go and do my work of 20 reps with the 2 plates on each side, then begin my work out, adding a plate each set. Last set was 4 plates on each side, and a 10 on each side (380lbs)

When I was done I went off to him, and said oh you said you use 3 plates right, so I should take that extra weight off for you then, and just stood there grinning at him. Damn jackazz, revenge is sweet

LOLOL


NICE

 

[velvett]

"So is that carton of Marlboro's"


...end of conversation

you... did...not.

OMG!

 

[The Shadow]

you... did...not.

OMG!

baby


the thing was...she was so fucking obnoxious


and LOUD...everyone in either lane on the sides heard her


LOL



so....you know



I just SNAPPED

you know whats that's like

 

[velvett]

baby

*faint*

I just SNAPPED

you know whats that's like

uh, yes I do.

 

[The Shadow]

*faint*



uh, yes I do.

GRRRRRRRR


Wearing those boots to the meeting tomorrow??

 

[velvett]

Yes.