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velvett said:
Do I look like Martha Stewart?

much more beautiful..........




But I bet you own cuffs :evil:
 
*Bunny* said:
My little FYNE shortcake to the rescue... I concur...

Hope you day gets better :rose:


thanks MHH :bigkiss:

:spit: Shadow you made me spit out my tea lol

I wonder if my boss will notice if I take a nap :rolleyes:
 
fmorrow6 said:
I SO totally agree with u. My sister is a fourth grade teacher and she has to deal with this bullshit all year long. And she gets paid total SHIT. Her principle is a BITCH who doesn't care about the students themselves, only about test scores. Like, my sister has reported 4 incidences of suspected abuse (she works in a REALLY bad school in miami), like almost 6 months ago, and has complained about it to the principle, and still nobody has checked on these kids. HORRIBLE,OBVIOUS, cases of abuse, (2 sexual). And she has no power to help... She's called DCF directly, and NOTHING!!! NOBODY CARES< AND IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!! (Good thing I'm not on 'roids cause we'd have a few dead people on our hands! :evil: :redhot: ) Teachers should get paid more then doctors, then we'd wouldn't have such a freakin' shortage!!!!!

Daisy, u and my sister are my heroes, there is no way in Hell I could do what ya'll do!!! :heart: Good luck on the baby!!!!

Florida DCF is not exactly known for its responsible management and care of children....
 
habitualhealth said:
If he catches you...just non chalantly (sp ck please) raise your head and say "thank you jesus, amen"...(or whomever you pray to)

....works everytime.
:spit:
hahahahahahahahah
That is hilarious...


(we're on the same page, no worries :rose: ) :heart:
 
Why oh Why, did my gym change the music in the free weight room. As I was about to remove the barbell from the hooks to bench - a song by Jesse McCarthy (the kid from one of those WB shows) comes on. I can't believe it!!
 
nycgirl said:
Why oh Why, did my gym change the music in the free weight room. As I was about to remove the barbell from the hooks to bench - a song by Jesse McCarthy (the kid from one of those WB shows) comes on. I can't believe it!!

My old gym was run by a guy who, I think, was from Guatemala -- very nice guy.

BUT the music he played was Spanish Disco. Horrible, horrible music. :worried:
 
Hero by Enrece Englesias - plays in my gym all the time. why would i attempt to try and spell that name?

I can be your hero baby!!! ha ha ha - why would you work out to THAT????
 
At my old postion.. beleive it or not i had more free time then i do now.. and i took naps.. hyad a pillow and a blanket.. :worried:

Miss24k said:
thanks MHH :bigkiss:



I wonder if my boss will notice if I take a nap :rolleyes:
 
CanadianCutie said:
anyone want some mini eggs :)

Mmm.. me! Have you tried the Lindor mini eggs? O M G.. so GOOOD, okay no more talk of it, I'm starving. :smash: :)


And lol cindylou, I've heard "HERO" far too many times in my gym as well..not exactly motivating when squatting. :rolleyes:
 
Ok, I officially have a couple...

1. First it was belly aches for 4 weeks, now I have a cold
2. Irregular schedule at the gym because of this
3. My ass doesn't look like CC's
4. Now I want cheesecake and can't have it

:(
 
My job fascinates me these days... I can stare at it for hours... :rolleyes:

Thank God I have the gym to look forward to..!
 
My official BITCH for the day:

Having your wisdom teeth taken out and not being able to work out. It's been four days now and I haven't even touched a weight. Hopefully, I can get back at it tomorrow after the surgeon gives me the all clear.

Boy, btwn not working out and eating "soft" foods since Friday morning I have turned into the official bitch. Have lost those last five pounds by not being able to eat, but it's not doing anything for my muscle definition. Not to mention that I feel like I've been punched in the jaw.
 
habitualhealth said:
1. my broke fanger hurts (grrr)
2. tired of spoon feeding and ass wiping clients...mo-rons :rolleyes:
3. pansy ass men who can't shit or get off the pot

that's it for the 10am hour...more to come....


lmao

what do u do girl?
 
habitualhealth said:
you want the real story or the one i've been telling everyone...heh

i fell and caught myself on my hand/fingers...like a BOBO! grrrrrrr Two weeks into it and i'm still bitchin'! Just pissed.


Katrina Witt

That's who you remind me of - but prettier.
 
hmmm.....air has stoped working in my car

hit a boulder from an oncoming truck this am....vroke the plate holder on my car./...



its PEWTER.....yeah.......damn rock was THAT big.....a spilt second later it would have been thru the windshield
 
The Shadow said:
hmmm.....air has stoped working in my car

hit a boulder from an oncoming truck this am....vroke the plate holder on my car./...



its PEWTER.....yeah.......damn rock was THAT big.....a spilt second later it would have been thru the windshield
Thank yourself you're ok....

:rose:
 
oh my goodness I was wondering about that you totally reminded me of someone but couldn't put my finger on it.. I figured skated growing up and she was a god to me... But yeah your prettier...
 
Hmm ok so I feel like b*tching today.....

1) This idiot new guy at the office, comes in my office and says so you said you have a bf, I'm like ahhhh yea, then he says oh ok cool cool so how long y'all been together I'm like 5 years, he says oh so it's real love. I'm like yea, it's been 5 years what the hell you you think. He's like cool cool. Oh so you really love him, I'm like you see this pic on my wall now what do you think, he's like yea you guys look happy and in love so I'm like yea. He's like wow he looks like a respectable guy, again my response was yup. He's like ok cool cool, well because you guys look happy, I won't hit on you, because i mean you're a hottie and usually even though you have a bf I would still hit on you. I was like well let me save you some time just in case somewhere in your little head you change your mind. Don't attempt to hit on me, cause I'll embarrass your ass so badly, you'll be looking for a new job, ok. Now have a nice day and please leave my office.....


And he wonders why he's single...flippin retard. :rolleyes:
 
Miss24k said:
Hmm ok so I feel like b*tching today.....

1) This idiot new guy at the office, comes in my office and says so you said you have a bf, I'm like ahhhh yea, then he says oh ok cool cool so how long y'all been together I'm like 5 years, he says oh so it's real love. I'm like yea, it's been 5 years what the hell you you think. He's like cool cool. Oh so you really love him, I'm like you see this pic on my wall now what do you think, he's like yea you guys look happy and in love so I'm like yea. He's like wow he looks like a respectable guy, again my response was yup. He's like ok cool cool, well because you guys look happy, I won't hit on you, because i mean you're a hottie and usually even though you have a bf I would still hit on you. I was like well let me save you some time just in case somewhere in your little head you change your mind. Don't attempt to hit on me, cause I'll embarrass your ass so badly, you'll be looking for a new job, ok. Now have a nice day and please leave my office.....


And he wonders why he's single...flippin retard. :rolleyes:

OMG!! What a freakin idiot!! :rolleyes:

Can he say "lawsuit"?? Hellllllooooo????
 
LOL


there was on eof those guys at my last job...always dogging the women.....it was back when Average Joe was on.....he's like:

"You know...those guys arent average...me and YOU...WE'RE average"


I was like I know you didnt just say that


LOL
 
Very Cute Prayer!


Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.

Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
 
Thats hysterical. Well even though he's an idiot for saying that Miss 24, you can't blame him for admiring great beauty!
Rachel
 
littlemully said:
Thats hysterical. Well even though he's an idiot for saying that Miss 24, you can't blame him for admiring great beauty!
Rachel
^^
That guy... :spit: Who does that!?

HA

Oh...my....god....

*Cheesecake stories *
 
*Bunny* said:
^^
That guy... :spit: Who does that!?

HA

Oh...my....god....

*Cheesecake stories *

:spit:

hahahahaahahhahahaha oh and just so y'all know the water actually did come out of my mouth this time.

hahhahahahaha
 
Hey I was thinking positively about things! Anyways I work with about 15 guys so his ego trip really doesn't surprise me all that much, lol. You girls ought to hear what guys REALLY think about!
Rachel
 
Wow your really good Velvett but it's more along the lines of sex, sex, sex, hey look at the ass on that one, is it time for lunch yet? lol.
 
I had an awesome shoulder workout today & had a bunch of people at the gym gaping at my back... which was pretty kewl!

But I do have a couple whiny complaints:
- Just filed my taxes - I owe the govt some money but I'm getting smaller refunds from the 2 states I had to file partial yr taxes in. What a pain. I didnt' have to file state tax in FL for 12 yrs.
- Got home at 11 pm after spending 2 hrs w/ the tax lady to find that I have no food and also found that I'd left the propane tank open on my grill. Thus requiring me to broil instead of grill. Blah.

Otherwise, decent day!
 
OH HELL!!!

Bitch mode overdrive!!! I just had my ass handed to me and ripped a new butthole by a CLIENT...a CLIENT i tell you. Pansy ass mutha-fo. Grrrr. I busted perverbial balls for this prick and he sends a friggin mass email out blasting me. I think the dayum US president got copied. :mad:

gonna cut that sonofa.

C...breathe in...breathe out....in....out.

ok, i'm done. ;)
 
habitualhealth said:
OH HELL!!!

Bitch mode overdrive!!! I just had my ass handed to me and ripped a new butthole by a CLIENT...a CLIENT i tell you. Pansy ass mutha-fo. Grrrr. I busted perverbial balls for this prick and he sends a friggin mass email out blasting me. I think the dayum US president got copied. :mad:

gonna cut that sonofa.

C...breathe in...breathe out....in....out.

ok, i'm done. ;)

Make sure you smill pretty when u <inflict physical pain of your choice>. :evil:
 
habitualhealth said:
OH HELL!!!

Bitch mode overdrive!!! I just had my ass handed to me and ripped a new butthole by a CLIENT...a CLIENT i tell you. Pansy ass mutha-fo. Grrrr. I busted perverbial balls for this prick and he sends a friggin mass email out blasting me. I think the dayum US president got copied. :mad:

gonna cut that sonofa.

C...breathe in...breathe out....in....out.

ok, i'm done. ;)

That sucks. I had the same thing happen to me a couple weeks ago. sigh.
I'm sorry. Make sure you are good to yourself today!
 
nycgirl said:
When a trainer brings a "twinkie" into the free weight room. The constant giggling really annoys me.

Last week, a trainer brought in a "twinkie" while I was benching. She nearly had a heart attack when she thought he was going to have her do "that" (btw, as of last week I only had 20lbs on the bar - not much). Then when I did my deadlifts, she had this look on her face like "why is she is doing that?" "That's so manly." So, I let the plates hit the floor so she would get the point. I haven't seen her in the weight room since.

Dont get me started on Twinkies. I feel your pain. I'm so glad the club I go too doesn't have too many.
 
Perhaps we should engage someone to make t-shirts (or better, cute little work-out tops) that say "STFU and LIFT!"
 
Sassy69 said:
Perhaps we should engage someone to make t-shirts (or better, cute little work-out tops) that say "STFU and LIFT!"

Actually I was considering making a black Tshirt for the ATL trip that says "Team Shadow" on it...
 
jenscats5 said:
Actually I was considering making a black Tshirt for the ATL trip that says "Team Shadow" on it...



WOOOHOOOO

NOW you are talking
 
Damnit!




GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :mad:
 
Frisky said:
Damnit!




GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :mad:

What's the matter sweets??




And Shadow -- Yeah man!! You know it!!

hey!! that'll make it easier to find me!!
 
jenscats5 said:
What's the matter sweets??




And Shadow -- Yeah man!! You know it!!

hey!! that'll make it easier to find me!!

On going bull shit been putting up with for over a month now... Quite frankly I'm sick of it.

The New Frisky has learend to tolerate a lot but.. F**K enough is enough!
 
jenscats5 said:
Actually I was considering making a black Tshirt for the ATL trip that says "Team Shadow" on it...

we need to find the thread re: numbers. Bunny can wear her Team Shadow booty pants. I think I was number 5.
 
Frisky said:
On going bull shit been putting up with for over a month now... Quite frankly I'm sick of it.

The New Frisky has learend to tolerate a lot but.. F**K enough is enough!

Want to borrow my brass knuckles?? I'll let ya.... :heart:
 
jenscats5 said:
Want to borrow my brass knuckles?? I'll let ya.... :heart:

YES!

:evil:


LOL
 
A few summer's ago on was on this job on the 36th fl /penthouse and it was mid renovation and while the new windows were in they were all locked. (cool swedish windows - tilt, twists yadha yadha).

So it's hovering around 100 outside and well you can just imagine the apt with no air, venting, the only open windows were in the kichen window and one of the bath windows - it was sweltering.

My entire body was wet and water was rolling down my legs after about 20 minutes.
 
Ok... I'm pissed


Go for my egg whites and my tabasco and some fool took my tabasco!

i'm cutting the sodium so No salt on the eggs... plain ol' whites... BLECH!
 
Sassy69 said:
Salt ON eggs? Damn I can taste the sodium IN eggs. BLECH!

LOL

I usually do a Tony's or something but your right SODIUM....... way to much. So I've decided to drop all of it except the Tabasco... and they took it. Prolly hid it from me them Feckers!
 
Good thread!

People who don't stop at stop signs.

People who pass on gravel shoulders and sideswipe me as I'm running. (f*cking morons)

People who speed through residential streets.

People who let their pit bulls roam around with out a leash in city parks where it has been deemed illegal.
 
GRRRRRRR

So another Friday with an office full of Hotdogs, Boudin, Boxes of Fruit, and donuts!

Fecking Fatties.... the whole lot of them
 
Frisky said:
GRRRRRRR

So another Friday with an office full of Hotdogs, Boudin, Boxes of Fruit, and donuts!

Fecking Fatties.... the whole lot of them

My office smells like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies :worried:
 
Miss24k said:
My office smells like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies :worried:

just reading that made my mouth water... :worried:
 
Frisky said:
just reading that made my mouth water... :worried:


The smell is making mine water, I want to cry!!!!! :worried:


Gawd I need to get out of here, the smell is making me crazy, hmmm let's see, what do you think my boss would say if I told him I wanted to go home cause it smelled like chocolate chip cookies in here......................... :rolleyes:
 
Miss24k said:
The smell is making mine water, I want to cry!!!!! :worried:


Gawd I need to get out of here, the smell is making me crazy, hmmm let's see, what do you think my boss would say if I told him I wanted to go home cause it smelled like chocolate chip cookies in here......................... :rolleyes:

LOL

I've not even made it to that hard dieting part.. but I want to reach over and bitch slap my boss when he sits across from me with donuts or boudin, or fried chicken... and expects me to listen to a word he is saying.

all I can do is watch him eat and gulp. Then curse him over and over... I've warned him that I'll end up snapping one day..

:chomp:
 
My department had the "semi-annual" big breakfast. I didn't want to go and made sure I had breakfast before I left. Everyone kept coming to my cube - what no big breakfast? You're not eating - did you forget?

Finally after the last, how come you aren't eating - I snapped and yelled because I HAVE THINGS TO DO AND I DON"T WANT TO EAT ANY OF THAT FOOD (I recently slipped off my diet - I think the outburst was due to the extra carbs and fats in my system) AND I NEED TO GET BACK TO EATING WELL. Then of course, the "what kind of diet are you on" questions begin. I told them I'm training to become a bodybuilder - well, that shut everyone right up.

No one has talked to me since my outburst.
 
Frisky said:
LOL

I've not even made it to that hard dieting part.. but I want to reach over and bitch slap my boss when he sits across from me with donuts or boudin, or fried chicken... and expects me to listen to a word he is saying.

all I can do is watch him eat and gulp. Then curse him over and over... I've warned him that I'll end up snapping one day..

:chomp:

LOL
 
What is Boudin??

I went to Costco today & it smelled awful!! Totally turned me off of the free samples....Thank Gawd....
 
Frisky said:
LOL

I've not even made it to that hard dieting part.. but I want to reach over and bitch slap my boss when he sits across from me with donuts or boudin, or fried chicken... and expects me to listen to a word he is saying.

all I can do is watch him eat and gulp. Then curse him over and over... I've warned him that I'll end up snapping one day..

:chomp:


Oh I pay this fat muthaf*ckas back on a daily basis, by heating up my salmon or tuna in the mircowave.... :chomp:
 
Sassy69 said:
This is going to be a very interesting weekend... no?


boing boing boing!
I don't know what is going on.... but I haven't been THIS HAPPY, excited, smilin, stoked, on cloud nine, bouncin' off the walls..... in a while!!!

I LOVE IT

WOO HOO!!!!!!!!


Ahh I feel better ;)
Sassy, the 'trainer' at my gym was doing this the other day... SO I go an extra ab w/o from laughing so hard
 
Ok I'm official f*ckin' pissed off at my boss and this f*ckin office.....

These women smoke in the bathroom all the time and when I catch them I tell my boss to tell them to stop smoking in the bathroom. And so today it happens again and my boss tells me I'm not worried about that right now, I told her not to, I'm not telling her agian. WTF....then f*ckin fire the b*tch.....F*ck this...they better start looking for another accountant cause I'll be looking for new employment. I'm fuming right now.
 
# of times Quickbooks has crashed since 3PM - SEVEN!
# of times the words, OH, F*CK and ME have been used - NINE (had to reboot twice)
# of time printer connection died since 3PM - TWICE
# of proposals left to do by today's end - FOURTEEN
# of proposals left to do by today's end with the incorrect amounts- FIVE
# of brain cells wasted in the past 120 minutes - 2-3 HUNDRED
 
*Bunny* said:


Ahh I feel better ;)
Sassy, the 'trainer' at my gym was doing this the other day... SO I go an extra ab w/o from laughing so hard

Now THAT"s GOOD HUMOR!

That will be me after I drop off my MN Tax form before midnite tonite too! :rolleyes:
 
WHY CAN'T F'NG PEOPLE FUCKING DRIVE???????????????
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

I live on a 1 way street. So I come up my street & turn my right turn signal on to let the ASS behind me that I"m gonna parallel park. Well he gets right on my ass & turns his wheel to pull into a parking spot on the left so he can get around me instead of having to wait. Good thing I saw him doing this or I would have started backing up & would've hit him. I threw my hands up at the car & the Gansta-beyotch-wanna-be in the back seat give ME the Finger!!

Jerks!!

(edited some of the cursing :worried: )
 
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Sassy69 said:
This is where you whip out your camera phone, catch him (her) in the act & get their license plate :)

My cell phone contract is up in July -- will consider a camera phone then..... However what they did wasn't illegal -- just A-HOLE-ISH..... :mad:
 
Not much to whine about now, well I don´t have so much time to hang here on Elite as I´d like to have ;)
Also I´ve been little lazy last couple of days :( Please ladies, kick my ass :evil:
 
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