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courtneybcca
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oh my goodness I was wondering about that you totally reminded me of someone but couldn't put my finger on it.. I figured skated growing up and she was a god to me... But yeah your prettier...
Hmm ok so I feel like b*tching today.....
1) This idiot new guy at the office, comes in my office and says so you said you have a bf, I'm like ahhhh yea, then he says oh ok cool cool so how long y'all been together I'm like 5 years, he says oh so it's real love. I'm like yea, it's been 5 years what the hell you you think. He's like cool cool. Oh so you really love him, I'm like you see this pic on my wall now what do you think, he's like yea you guys look happy and in love so I'm like yea. He's like wow he looks like a respectable guy, again my response was yup. He's like ok cool cool, well because you guys look happy, I won't hit on you, because i mean you're a hottie and usually even though you have a bf I would still hit on you. I was like well let me save you some time just in case somewhere in your little head you change your mind. Don't attempt to hit on me, cause I'll embarrass your ass so badly, you'll be looking for a new job, ok. Now have a nice day and please leave my office.....
And he wonders why he's single...flippin retard.
1) This idiot new guy at the office, comes in my office and says so you said you have a bf, I'm like ahhhh yea, then he says oh ok cool cool so how long y'all been together I'm like 5 years, he says oh so it's real love. I'm like yea, it's been 5 years what the hell you you think. He's like cool cool. Oh so you really love him, I'm like you see this pic on my wall now what do you think, he's like yea you guys look happy and in love so I'm like yea. He's like wow he looks like a respectable guy, again my response was yup. He's like ok cool cool, well because you guys look happy, I won't hit on you, because i mean you're a hottie and usually even though you have a bf I would still hit on you. I was like well let me save you some time just in case somewhere in your little head you change your mind. Don't attempt to hit on me, cause I'll embarrass your ass so badly, you'll be looking for a new job, ok. Now have a nice day and please leave my office.....
And he wonders why he's single...flippin retard.
J
jenscats5
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Miss24k said:Hmm ok so I feel like b*tching today.....
1) This idiot new guy at the office, comes in my office and says so you said you have a bf, I'm like ahhhh yea, then he says oh ok cool cool so how long y'all been together I'm like 5 years, he says oh so it's real love. I'm like yea, it's been 5 years what the hell you you think. He's like cool cool. Oh so you really love him, I'm like you see this pic on my wall now what do you think, he's like yea you guys look happy and in love so I'm like yea. He's like wow he looks like a respectable guy, again my response was yup. He's like ok cool cool, well because you guys look happy, I won't hit on you, because i mean you're a hottie and usually even though you have a bf I would still hit on you. I was like well let me save you some time just in case somewhere in your little head you change your mind. Don't attempt to hit on me, cause I'll embarrass your ass so badly, you'll be looking for a new job, ok. Now have a nice day and please leave my office.....
And he wonders why he's single...flippin retard.
OMG!! What a freakin idiot!!
Can he say "lawsuit"?? Hellllllooooo????
T
The Shadow
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LOL
there was on eof those guys at my last job...always dogging the women.....it was back when Average Joe was on.....he's like:
"You know...those guys arent average...me and YOU...WE'RE average"
I was like I know you didnt just say that
LOL
there was on eof those guys at my last job...always dogging the women.....it was back when Average Joe was on.....he's like:
"You know...those guys arent average...me and YOU...WE'RE average"
I was like I know you didnt just say that
LOL
Very Cute Prayer!
Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to
you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
littlemully
New member
Thats hysterical. Well even though he's an idiot for saying that Miss 24, you can't blame him for admiring great beauty!
Rachel
Rachel
Who does that!?
littlemully
New member
Hey I was thinking positively about things! Anyways I work with about 15 guys so his ego trip really doesn't surprise me all that much, lol. You girls ought to hear what guys REALLY think about!
Rachel
Rachel
