Never bring cash to a club or bar....

[calveless wonder]

fuck me.....

i spent way too much money last night and it wasn't even at a nice spot.
i somehow dropped at least 2 bills last night on some fuckin shithole lounge after cab and everything. and this is a place where i usually get at least a few free drinks. my wallet is empty

I woke up today with gum all over both my fuckin jean pant legs and my blackberry in 3 different pieces. how do i get this shit out? lol

I ended up getting completely bombed last night and turned into a dick at the end of the night. (LONG STORY WARNING!)

I went out with a couple of my friends and this Lebanese chick we know from U of florida who was visiting. I've known this chick for 3 years and she's been on my nuts since day 1. If we go out, she's usually following me around the club, grabbing my ass,dancing all up on me and always asking me about my relationship status.What always happened in the past was a.) i was in a relationship b.) I met a much hotter girl while out.
This time i figured ok, cool...i'd hit it.

So we're all out having a good time. we were already drunk before we even got there. The Lebanese girl is being kinda of stupid and trying to play hard to get which i wasn't down with. She's never like that. Even after a few more drinks she's just getting on my nerves.
So i end up ditching the group and looking for some other interests.

I approach these two really Argentinian cute girls and start talking to this one brunnette. I've never been shut down so hard in my life. I don't remember what she said, but she was being a bitch and just not having it and talking shit. It was pretty harsh and i felt like my manhood was disrespected.so i'm like "whoa...hold up. i'm a genuine guy, and you don't even know what i'm about. so how are you gonna make assumptions like that? Very uncalled for"
It was too loud and she was just shaking her head so i walk off.

An hour or so goes by and who's sitting in one of the couches next to me?
yeah, same brunette chick. I don't remember why i felt compelled but i sit down next to her again for a sec and ask if she's in a better mood and why she decided to be so rude to me. I was like.."that's not cool. You're cute and i wanted to find out what you were like but maybe i shouldn't have if you're gonna be that way. "
Somewhere along this conversation she completely opened up and apologized. She said she was just used to having only really drunk guys hit on her and that's just her natural defense mechanism. So we keep talking and are having this great conversation and getting to know each....things end up getting touchy feely. I must say, you had to witness it to understand the magnitude of this turn around. It was pretty fuckin cool

and then who comes up to me? Lebanese chick of course. she asks me for a cigarette and goes "I thought you were with ME" and throws a fit. How fuckin convenient. I gave her a cigarette and just kinda waved her off abrutly lolol.

I ended up kissing the brunette and i can see that lebanese girl is going nuts from the corner of my eye. The lounge was about to close and brunette had to drive her friends so we ended up making plans for the weekend.

Turns out lebanese chick was all pissed and off and telling my friend "what the fuck. <name> was all up in my shit and now he's with this other girl?". it was absolutely hilarious.

It's like 5:30am at this point so we cab it home and continue drinking. I don't remember what happened but i vaguely remember seeing lebanese girls titty and me slapping her ass a few times out of drunkenness. Somehow shortly after we end up going to denny's and this is when shit got nasty.

one of my best friends is wasted and just starts verbally berating his girlfriend's puerto rican friend. He starts rambling off about puerto ricans and how they steal! LOL. It was a pretty hilarious conversation because she was being a bitch and putting down italians and thats how he reacted.

I don';t remember where i got mad or provoked, but i said something about how all the girls we were with were stupid and had no clue what they were talking about ever. They try to gang up on me and i basically start telling them how worthless their lives are. i have no idea what happened from there. I just remember yelling at the Lebanese girl telling her she's a stupid bitch and how she always ends up as my last resort and to get out of my face. LOL
they kicked us out of denny's. I have no recollection after that point



and yes, i'm still gonna bang the 18 year old chick.

 

[Razorguns]

Kudos for calling out that skank. More guys in clubs should do that. It would make clubbing more fun and more like tv.

r

 

[Smurfy]

lol!

super good story!

but in the end you got no ass
sucks

 

[bigmann245]

holy crap your an ass.... i hate when people get drunk and turn into a complete ass. you fucked up a good booty call girl for no reason. good luck with the 18 year old.

 

[calveless wonder]

holy crap your an ass.... i hate when people get drunk and turn into a complete ass. you fucked up a good booty call girl for no reason. good luck with the 18 year old.

fuck that man. I'm not down for stupid childhood antics. Lebanese girl was WAY out of line and my friend's girlfriend only fueled it. when me and my friend's girlfriend argue things get nasty because she becomes an arrogant bitch and ALWAYS hate on me and you guys already have an insight to my personality and that i don't respond well to things like that. Lebanese girl tried to play off that and i wasn't having it.
Plus, you can't be on my fuckin nuts ONLY when other girls are all up in my shit. I'll never forget the night i made out with this super hot chick at U of florida and as a result she felt compelled to get up on the bar stool and shove her vagina directly in my face and dance like a stripper.

i could care less about her at this point. the girl i made out with last night was way hotter and cooler.

 

[Raptorex]

I read it, you never answer the part about the gum and blackberry.

 

[Spartacus]

yay

 

[bigmann245]

I read it, you never answer the part about the gum and blackberry.

i know right... he left us hanging...

btw i didnt mean your an ass in a nasty way, its what i say to people in a joking manner but kinda like i dont know. i hate typing shit cause it never comes out right.

 

[Raptorex]

i know right... he left us hanging...

btw i didnt mean your an ass in a nasty way, its what i say to people in a joking manner but kinda like i dont know. i hate typing shit cause it never comes out right.

lol, no problem whatsoever - it is more fun to bust balls

 

[Spartacus]

I worry more about the american express damage
I hate opening that envelope

 

[txbondsman]

lol!

super good story!

but in the end you got no ass
sucks

and THIS surprises you!? his closing ratio is .000001%

hell, he couldn't close the deal with a prostitute if he had a fist full of 100 dollar bills... an UGLY one at THAT!

I guess we're in for another story next week about how he ALMOST got the new bitch, but somehow didn't....

 

[txbondsman]

I worry more about the american express damage
I hate opening that envelope

^^^ yep, far more scary....
not scary, wrong word, far more aggrivating....

 

[AztecWarrior]

Lol>!

 

[calveless wonder]

and THIS surprises you!? his closing ratio is .000001%

hell, he couldn't close the deal with a prostitute if he had a fist full of 100 dollar bills... an UGLY one at THAT!

I guess we're in for another story next week about how he ALMOST got the new bitch, but somehow didn't....

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8180915-post68.html

 

[Raptorex]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8180915-post68.html

focus on the positives, now answer our questions...damn.

 

[Spartacus]

cav I've never been to south fla
my best bud from the 80s has a condo in fort lauderdale
I need to visit
fvck I need to call him

 

[AztecWarrior]

FL has a ton of latin chicks. Sounds like my heaven.

 

[calveless wonder]

cav I've never been to south fla
my best bud from the 80s has a condo in fort lauderdale
I need to visit
fvck I need to call him

i'm surprised. this would be your type of scene (at least on vacation)....

def worth a visit. living here is a different story, although i still enjoy it especially when i have money to play.

and MM, i have no fuckin clue about the gum and blackberry! I don't remember much after denny's.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm getting re-drunk
fvck I got nothing to do
I'm not driving anywhere and this chcik I've been talking to is in vegas for the weekend
I'm gonna buzz and maybe mow the lawn and hang by the pool

 

[Raptorex]

cav I've never been to south fla
my best bud from the 80s has a condo in fort lauderdale
I need to visit
fvck I need to call him

I stayed with Billy Kilmer once in Ft. Laud (i went with his wifes younger brother), good times.

 

[SpyWizard]

fuck me.....



and yes, i'm still gonna bang the 18 year old chick.

Now see, that's the cliff notes..

 

[calveless wonder]

for real, how the fuck do i get this gum out!! these are 200 dollar jeans and one of my favorite pairs

also. my apologies for whoever on EF i texted last night fuckin trashed LOLOL. i think i told nimbus the same story 15 times and i sent a text to swole at 6:30am

 

[jackangel]

leave miami for a month.

 

[bigmann245]

for real, how the fuck do i get this gum out!! these are 200 dollar jeans and one of my favorite pairs

also. my apologies for whoever on EF i texted last night fuckin trashed LOLOL. i think i told nimbus the same story 15 times and i sent a text to swole at 6:30am

holy crap there are jeans that cost $200?????? is there a built in bathroom too???

 

[jnevin]

and THIS surprises you!? his closing ratio is .000001%

hell, he couldn't close the deal with a prostitute if he had a fist full of 100 dollar bills... an UGLY one at THAT!

I guess we're in for another story next week about how he ALMOST got the new bitch, but somehow didn't....

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@2 hun being too much. Cash is king son, days I'm not carrying 2k cash are far and few between.

Fuck the plastic "wealth".

 

[jnevin]

for real, how the fuck do i get this gum out!! these are 200 dollar jeans and one of my favorite pairs

also. my apologies for whoever on EF i texted last night fuckin trashed LOLOL. i think i told nimbus the same story 15 times and i sent a text to swole at 6:30am

I'm upset I didn't get a drunk text.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Just start banging sixes bro, lot less stress and drama.

 

[ceo]

 

[bw1]

I read it, you never answer the part about the gum and blackberry.

It wasn't "gum"

 

[heatherrae]

I've never paid to get in to a club or for a single drink. That is one of the benefits of having a vagina.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've never paid to get in to a club or for a single drink. That is one of the benefits of having a vagina.

Yet you women still snivel about equal rights. No more crying about men getting paid more in the workplace.



Cause, you know, its one of the benefits of having a dick

 

[calveless wonder]

Just start banging sixes bro, lot less stress and drama.

i think i've banged like 2 sixes in my entire life.

since ive been young my standards are way too high for that. ive been spoiled in that sense. hard to go backwards. it's really hard to describe but it almost grosses me out

its not even drama anymore. its fun. since ive been completely upfront and honest with girls (but firm) things are completely stress free. you know why im talking to you and if i like you and you deserve it, i'll tell you in a non SWV way. pretty simple, very effective and everyone knows where they stand. that whole "murky" or i'm pretending to not be interested in you is fuckin stupid. thats where all teh stress comes into play. girls want to be liked, but for their own uniqueness.
doesnt matter if they're a 6 or a 9. all the girls are the same in that sense

 

[all the whey]

I worry more about the american express damage
I hate opening that envelope

yeah

 

[all the whey]

Just start banging sixes bro, lot less stress and drama.

solid advice

 

[SaladFork]

LoL @ 2 bills...

 

[calveless wonder]

LoL @ 2 bills...

it was closer to 3. but it wasn;t a super nice place...just a local spot in south beach. fun but far from upscale. drinks there are relatively cheap for miami. if it was a velvet rope club it would have been a $600 dollar night

alot of alcohol was consumed and we downed a bottle of vodka (pretty much me and my one friend) before we even stepped into the place

i was expecting to spend maybe $50 bucks, not almost 300 at this shithole

 

[txbondsman]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8180915-post68.html

LMAO, that's on auto response huhh.... LOL

 

[Smurfy]

lol@2 hun being too much. Cash is king son, days I'm not carrying 2k cash are far and few between.


Fuck the plastic "wealth".

the fuck you need 2000 grand in cash for? what the hell you buyin?

 

[Smurfy]

i was expecting to spend maybe $50 bucks, not almost 300 at this shithole

hey

Denny's is not THAT bad. Have you ever had their Southern Slam breakfast ?? fucking good

 

[bigmann245]

the fuck you need 2000 grand in cash for? what the hell you buyin?

because he likes getting rolled for being a dumb ass.... lol

 

[Spartacus]

I stayed with Billy Kilmer once in Ft. Laud (i went with his wifes younger brother), good times.

Billy Kilmer the old Redskins QB?

 

[Spartacus]

holy crap there are jeans that cost $200?????? is there a built in bathroom too???

layinback sports 400 dollar jeans
he's bank

 

[Smurfy]

i think he meant Val Kilmer

 

[puddlemonkey]

the fuck you need 2000 grand in cash for? what the hell you buyin?

Never know, if I have the urge to buy something I don't have to worry about it. I was in Best Buy one day and decided I wanted to get a PS3, games, and movies. Think I also got some CDR's or something. Total came out to about a grand. Paid cash. Its my fathers fault really, he's a cash only guy too. I was raised to believe if you can't pay for it you don't need it. I only recently got my first credit card, gonna use it to make my on-line purchases then just pay the bill off each month. Canceled my debit card which was stolen on-line by some ying yang back east that racked up over a grand of illegal on-line purchases.

 

[puddlemonkey]

because he likes getting rolled for being a dumb ass.... lol

Rule of thumb is never carry more than you can afford to lose.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I don't get it, he didn't laid by a sure thing and didn't get laid by a brunette? BUT, he might someothertime? Plus he was sitting on the floor where someone spit out their gum and he sat on gum and a blackberry?

He also spent his $300 paycheck all at once in shithole?

Poor orbly. Damn I wish I woulda been there to help ya out.


PS 6's? not even a fat chick.

 

[Spartacus]

i think i've banged like 2 sixes in my entire life.

since ive been young my standards are way too high for that. ive been spoiled in that sense. hard to go backwards. it's really hard to describe but it almost grosses me out

exactly

 

[Bikini Mod]

*sigh*

You mean you didn't know to tell those girls how worthless they were until AFTER you came in their mouths?

Hehehehehee

Better luck next time.

 

[Smurfy]

Never know, if I have the urge to buy something I don't have to worry about it. I was in Best Buy one day and decided I wanted to get a PS3, games, and movies. Think I also got some CDR's or something. Total came out to about a grand. Paid cash. Its my fathers fault really, he's a cash only guy too. I was raised to believe if you can't pay for it you don't need it. I only recently got my first credit card, gonna use it to make my on-line purchases then just pay the bill off each month. Canceled my debit card which was stolen on-line by some ying yang back east that racked up over a grand of illegal on-line purchases.

yeah i remember your stolen debit card story that sucks

we virtually pay cash only for everything also by funneling all of our expenses thru one card which we pay the entire balance on every month. gives us gift rewards, also gives us float (buy now, pay a month later at no extra charge).

 

[Spartacus]

Rule of thumb is never carry more than you can afford to lose.

and in some enviroments it's good to have some cash to broker your way out

 

[Spartacus]

I don't get it, he didn't laid by a sure thing and didn't get laid by a brunette? BUT, he might someothertime? Plus he was sitting on the floor where someone spit out their gum and he sat on gum and a blackberry?

He also spent his $300 paycheck all at once in shithole?

Poor orbly. Damn I wish I woulda been there to help ya out.


PS 6's? not even a fat chick.

come now
you're 60ish and still arguing with your dick

 

[Spartacus]

I will too when those years are gone

 

[Bikini Mod]

come now
you're 60ish and still arguing with your dick

LOL are you under the mistaken assumption that a man EVER outgrows this trait?

 

[bigmann245]

LOL are you under the mistaken assumption that a man EVER outgrows this trait?

bwahahahaha... i guess not...

btw i am sooo looking forward to next week.... i cant wait. this company is so psyched about me coming.

 

[txbondsman]

LMAO! never been to bed with anything less than a six! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yall don't have tequila where yall from?

 

[binö]

lol@2 hun being too much. Cash is king son, days I'm not carrying 2k cash are far and few between.
Fuck the plastic "wealth".

ef balla
shot calla
20" ceps
going to the malla

 

[binö]

and lets see some pics of this hizabollah skank

 

[puddlemonkey]

ef balla
shot calla
20" ceps
going to the malla

I hate malls. But I'll go if it gives me ef cred.

 

[Beachboy6294]

That's some funny shit and I've been pretty tore up in Denny's and never got kicked out but I did get into a fight at Waffle House once. That wasn't to smart since cops love that place so I ended up in jail in Panama City. I would be cool with the spending the cash but pissed about my jeans!

 

[Smurfy]

That's some funny shit and I've been pretty tore up in Denny's and never got kicked out but I did get into a fight at Waffle House once. That wasn't to smart since cops love that place so I ended up in jail in Panama City. I would be cool with the spending the cash but pissed about my jeans!

i like you
and you use a lot of !

 

[calveless wonder]

I don't get it, he didn't laid by a sure thing and didn't get laid by a brunette? BUT, he might someothertime? Plus he was sitting on the floor where someone spit out their gum and he sat on gum and a blackberry?

He also spent his $300 paycheck all at once in shithole?

Poor orbly. Damn I wish I woulda been there to help ya out.


PS 6's? not even a fat chick.

Lol. Still reeling off the dollar bill zinger? Got lots of k for that post.

I wonder if you have ever gotten a girl in your entire life that you didn't pay for.

Judging by the incredibly creepy aura you give off probably not.

It must suck to not be good looking and have a weak personality

 

[Beachboy6294]

i like you
and you use a lot of !

Lol I noticed that too

 

[Smurfy]

hey lets turn this thread around
we need beachboy up in here stat with more of his !!!!

 

[Raptorex]

i like you
and you use a lot of !

I got a restraining order once for bowling with ketchup bottles

 

[Beachboy6294]

hey lets turn this thread around
we need beachboy up in here stat with more of his !!!!

Let's do it!!!

 

[jnevin]

Lol. Still reeling off the dollar bill zinger? Got lots of k for that post.

I wonder if you have ever gotten a girl in your entire life that you didn't pay for.

Judging by the incredibly creepy aura you give off probably not.

It must suck to not be good looking and have a weak personality

link

 

[calveless wonder]

link

Its on the 18 year old thread. Last page two.or 3 pages I think.

And I agree. Beachboy is good peeps. I like excess exclamation point use

Makes people sound happy and excited!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

layinback sports 400 dollar jeans
he's bank

What the hell makes a pair of jeans 400 bucks anyway?

 

[Smurfy]

What the hell makes a pair of jeans 400 bucks anyway?

whoever's name is on the ass + whatever store you saw them at

 

[Beachboy6294]

Its on the 18 year old thread. Last page two.or 3 pages I think.

And I agree. Beachboy is good peeps. I like excess exclamation point use

Makes people sound happy and excited!!!

Thanks bro and I am always excited and ready to go or just the opposite there is no inbetween with me.

Puddle I hear ya on the $400 jeans it can only be the name!

 

[blueta2]

Don't know what this thread is about, but I never used to bring any money to a bar.
Never had to. I used to be "happening" ya know!
Now I would have to pay them (the clubs) to let me in

 

[puddlemonkey]

whoever's name is on the ass + whatever store you saw them at

Trendy

 

[ceo]

Trendy

It's good to be so fucking impressive that I don't have to dress the part just so people notice. I'd hate to have to spend $400 on JEANS!!!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

LMAO! never been to bed with anything less than a six! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yall don't have tequila where yall from?

hi5 me txbondsman baby!!!!!! 2 5s is a 10 bro!!!! lol

my theory on being an Ultimate Powerwhore is that first you shag a 6. then its 2 or 3 6s. then its a gang of 6s and a 7 or 8. then its 2 7s, an 8, and a couple of 6s. then its 3 7s, and the occasional 8 or 9. then its all 8s and 9s, and when you get bored and/or a 6 asks you nicely, you shag her anyway, becasue it all doesnt matter anymore

oh. the get gum out of jeans, get some ice. rub it on the jeans so that the gum freezes, and snap it out of hte fabric. if its rubbed in, then...you have problems.

and LOL@ $200 being expensive for jeans. ive seen $400 denim SHORTS (one of my exes family is worth like 200 million...which makes me LOL all the harder, because i pull up to this giant expensive house in my 2 dollar car and im like "lets shag baby!!" so wrong lol

oh and telling the leb girl that shes your backup was mean. no need to make peopel feel like shit imo

 

[Beachboy6294]

hi5 me txbondsman baby!!!!!! 2 5s is a 10 bro!!!! lol

my theory on being an Ultimate Powerwhore is that first you shag a 6. then its 2 or 3 6s. then its a gang of 6s and a 7 or 8. then its 2 7s, an 8, and a couple of 6s. then its 3 7s, and the occasional 8 or 9. then its all 8s and 9s, and when you get bored and/or a 6 asks you nicely, you shag her anyway, becasue it all doesnt matter anymore

oh. the get gum out of jeans, get some ice. rub it on the jeans so that the gum freezes, and snap it out of hte fabric. if its rubbed in, then...you have problems.

and LOL@ $200 being expensive for jeans. ive seen $400 denim SHORTS (one of my exes family is worth like 200 million...which makes me LOL all the harder, because i pull up to this giant expensive house in my 2 dollar car and im like "lets shag baby!!" so wrong lol

oh and telling the leb girl that shes your backup was mean. no need to make peopel feel like shit imo

Damn $400 shorts? Wow I guess if you got the money WTH! My theory every year when i went to Spring Break was to hook up with a 6-7 that first night so you wouldn't have to worry about getting laid and then you could chase the 9-10's and if it didn't workout you could always hit the 6-7 again!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Damn $400 shorts? Wow I guess if you got the money WTH! My theory every year when i went to Spring Break was to hook up with a 6-7 that first night so you wouldn't have to worry about getting laid and then you could chase the 9-10's and if it didn't workout you could always hit the 6-7 again!!

you and i would get along great

last night i was out with a 7, and her 8 friend. i couldve been chasing hotter girls, but i figure, i was 6 drinks in, it was across the street, and then the 7 turns to her friend and says "i love golden. we should sleep with him" then they started making out

(no i didnt, but only because i chose not to )

 

[Beachboy6294]

you and i would get along great

last night i was out with a 7, and her 8 friend. i couldve been chasing hotter girls, but i figure, i was 6 drinks in, it was across the street, and then the 7 turns to her friend and says "i love golden. we should sleep with him" then they started making out

(no i didnt, but only because i chose not to )

That's what I'm talking about I mean I have had my share of 9's and maybe one 10 to me and they aren't all that! I'd rather an 8 that isn't so high maintenance and that can cut loose and have fun. I am to the age now where I don't go chasing women I go out with friends and hangout and usually make eye connections and we'll start talking but it's not often that I see some girl that just blows me away. It's like my uncle use to tell me no matter how fine tat girls is there is a man out there that is tired of her shit!

 

[bigmann245]

Lol. Still reeling off the dollar bill zinger? Got lots of k for that post.

I wonder if you have ever gotten a girl in your entire life that you didn't pay for.

Judging by the incredibly creepy aura you give off probably not.

It must suck to not be good looking and have a weak personality

wow i cant believe you went there.... dude that shows the immaturity right there if i ever did see it... so your implying he paid for bikinimom? dude shes is going to rip you a new one when she sees this post....

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Lol. Still reeling off the dollar bill zinger? Got lots of k for that post.

I wonder if you have ever gotten a girl in your entire life that you didn't pay for.

Judging by the incredibly creepy aura you give off probably not.

It must suck to not be good looking and have a weak personality

It was a Zinger because I quoted it with a Ziiiinnnggg!!! ohhhh yaaa.

Anyhow the grump bm team up on calveless is old and tired... coming in yo thread starting shit.. pfft.. weak..

I always bring about 2 bills to the club/bar and I never end up with most of it the next morning.. fug..

though this serious training and lack of drinking sure is saving me alot of cash. =)

Booommmbss away.

 

[bigmann245]

hi5 me txbondsman baby!!!!!! 2 5s is a 10 bro!!!! lol

my theory on being an Ultimate Powerwhore is that first you shag a 6. then its 2 or 3 6s. then its a gang of 6s and a 7 or 8. then its 2 7s, an 8, and a couple of 6s. then its 3 7s, and the occasional 8 or 9. then its all 8s and 9s, and when you get bored and/or a 6 asks you nicely, you shag her anyway, becasue it all doesnt matter anymore

oh. the get gum out of jeans, get some ice. rub it on the jeans so that the gum freezes, and snap it out of hte fabric. if its rubbed in, then...you have problems.

and LOL@ $200 being expensive for jeans. ive seen $400 denim SHORTS (one of my exes family is worth like 200 million...which makes me LOL all the harder, because i pull up to this giant expensive house in my 2 dollar car and im like "lets shag baby!!" so wrong lol

oh and telling the leb girl that shes your backup was mean. no need to make peopel feel like shit imo

when my wife turns 40 im gonna trade her in for two 20's....

 

[layinback]

It's good to be so fucking impressive that I don't have to dress the part just so people notice. I'd hate to have to spend $400 on JEANS!!!!!

good point!

and who needs a porsche.....shit, a ford tempo will get ya from point A to
point B.

and what about rolex, tag , breitling? hell fire a timex will give you the time

clothes? you can get an entire wardrobe at wal mart for 400 bucks.

what have i been thinking? thanx guys. i've been trying to impress peeps

and wasting my money.

up until the last couple post i thought this was a capitalist society

and i erroneously believed the finer things were reserved for those

that have worked a little harder and a little smarter than the average

bear. i thought it was my hard earned money and that i could spend

it how i wanted to. maybe i could even do this without being judged.

but with capitalism comes class warfare

and strangely enough, its always the proletariats kickin up the fuss

 

[calveless wonder]

there;s nothing wrong with nice things and enjoying them.

as long as people do it for themselves as opposed to just for the status quo.

also, some people are just so simple they dont see the point.

i think clothing is important and basic. kind of a self respect thing and part of your personality.
You gotta spend money if you want to dress nice especially for dudes, not a lot of good designers or clothing styles that dont cost at least a fair share of dough. girls can get away with spending less on clothes and good finds

if you got the money, fuck it. better than gambling it all away or something destructive

good point!

and who needs a porsche.....shit, a ford tempo will get ya from point A to
point B.

and what about rolex, tag , breitling? hell fire a timex will give you the time

clothes? you can get an entire wardrobe at wal mart for 400 bucks.

what have i been thinking? thanx guys. i've been trying to impress peeps

and wasting my money.

up until the last couple post i thought this was a capitalist society

and i erroneously believed the finer things were reserved for those

that have worked a little harder and a little smarter than the average

bear. i thought it was my hard earned money and that i could spend

it how i wanted to. maybe i could even do this without being judged.

but with capitalism comes class warfare

and strangely enough, its always the proletariats kickin up the fuss

 

[nimbus]

don;t forget to have FUN every time you go out. if a girl is being a bish ignore her; she will miss out on the fun. punishment enough imho

 

[calveless wonder]

don;t forget to have FUN every time you go out. if a girl is being a bish ignore her; she will miss out on the fun. punishment enough imho

you talking to me or just in general? if anything i was having too much fun, i was just out of control. the more unusual but relatively harmless events that happen the better. it was more of a funny belligerent overtone than serious and malicious.'

and gd, you're right about the powerwhore theory. but thats only if you want to be a powerwhore

and 7's are totally fair game i dont know about you guys. but theres this huge line between a 6 and a 7 in my world. 7 is like i find you at least cute or relatively attractive

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ this intricate 1-10 rating scale men have.

 

[Raptorex]

lol @ this intricate 1-10 rating scale men have.

you didn't know that every guy on EF is really Hugh Hefner?

 

[nimbus]

lately I've come to find ratings to be utter crap.. you either wanna smash and IT'S ON...or you don't. fuck what anyone else thinks, and fuck validating yourself based on how attractive your girls are

 

[txbondsman]

lately I've come to find ratings to be utter crap.. you either wanna smash and IT'S ON...or you don't. fuck what anyone else thinks, and fuck validating yourself based on how attractive your girls are

DING DING DING!!!! We HAVE a WINNER!!
plus, how many times ahve you been out and the nice girl wasn't the prettiest, but she was the proud owner of a set of awsome tits ( insert body part of your choice). She wanted in the worst way to have you judge them up close and personal and you took her up on the offer.

 

[ceo]

good point!
and who needs a porsche.....shit, a ford tempo will get ya from point A to
point B.
and what about rolex, tag , breitling? hell fire a timex will give you the time
clothes? you can get an entire wardrobe at wal mart for 400 bucks.
what have i been thinking? thanx guys. i've been trying to impress peeps
and wasting my money.
up until the last couple post i thought this was a capitalist society
and i erroneously believed the finer things were reserved for those
that have worked a little harder and a little smarter than the average
bear. i thought it was my hard earned money and that i could spend
it how i wanted to. maybe i could even do this without being judged.
but with capitalism comes class warfare
and strangely enough, its always the proletariats kickin up the fuss

It ain't like all that LB. I got nuthin but love for you. Don't be upset. You made $400K last year and bought $400 jeans. I made $200K last year, but I didn't buy a $200 pair of jeans. I did buy 2 pairs of jeans and spent a total of maybe $45 though. I bought them from the clearance rack and used my niece's discount!

Of course, I don't wear jeans much here in SD. 9 times out of ten, I'm in shorts and a t-shirt. It's just a different mindset. You spent $100K on your wardrobe, which is 1/4 of your income. I have no idea how much I spent on my wardrobe, but it was nowhere near $50K (1/4 of my income). I did sock away almost $50K in various investments though!

We bought an SUV in Oct. 2006. We didn't buy the Porsche (though it was very nice). We did buy the Acura MDX and spent at least $20K less, and I'm just as happy if not happier.

I don't need a rollie, tag...or even a timex. I hate wearing watches or any jewelry for that matter. I got my cell phone with me all the time...it has a clock that is always accurate...why buy one more item to tell me what time it is? Hell, I can't make a phone call or listen to music on a rollie!!!!!!

To each his/her own. You wanna spend $400 on jeans because you like them...cool baby! I won't understand it, but I'll still love ya. Like what CW said though, do it for you, not to impress anyone else (but you know that). And when those jeans get torn or get gum in them or some other permanent damage, I'll laugh and let you borrow my $40 jeans. lolol.

You're right though. About the finer things. Funny though...how many $60,000/yr earners are buying $200-$400 jeans. I dated a girl like that. Those jeans sure looked good on her too. She managed her money well...too bad she just never had any leftover. Spent every dime.

Sorry you think I'm judging you so harshly. I would hope that you know I don't think ill of you after our various exchanges. As for being proletariat...yeah, though the wife and I have a decent lifestyle and want for nothing, $200+K and I still feel quite proletariat. It just doesn't go as far as it used to!

 

[lartinos]

your stories are always top notch, I gotta hit u up next I'm in Miami.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Lol. Still reeling off the dollar bill zinger? Got lots of k for that post.

I wonder if you have ever gotten a girl in your entire life that you didn't pay for.

Judging by the incredibly creepy aura you give off probably not.

It must suck to not be good looking and have a weak personality

LOL he *got me* when he didn't have a pot to piss in.

Dammit, I couldn't even golddig properly.

And yes, your comment was truly funny... we REALLY laughed bout it... I was like, "Damn baby, he got you good!"

But in the end... he got me.

So I suppose it is ALL good.

 

[layinback]

It ain't like all that LB. I got nuthin but love for you. Don't be upset. You made $400K last year and bought $400 jeans. I made $200K last year, but I didn't buy a $200 pair of jeans. I did buy 2 pairs of jeans and spent a total of maybe $45 though. I bought them from the clearance rack and used my niece's discount!

Of course, I don't wear jeans much here in SD. 9 times out of ten, I'm in shorts and a t-shirt. It's just a different mindset. You spent $100K on your wardrobe, which is 1/4 of your income. I have no idea how much I spent on my wardrobe, but it was nowhere near $50K (1/4 of my income). I did sock away almost $50K in various investments though!

We bought an SUV in Oct. 2006. We didn't buy the Porsche (though it was very nice). We did buy the Acura MDX and spent at least $20K less, and I'm just as happy if not happier.

I don't need a rollie, tag...or even a timex. I hate wearing watches or any jewelry for that matter. I got my cell phone with me all the time...it has a clock that is always accurate...why buy one more item to tell me what time it is? Hell, I can't make a phone call or listen to music on a rollie!!!!!!

To each his/her own. You wanna spend $400 on jeans because you like them...cool baby! I won't understand it, but I'll still love ya. Like what CW said though, do it for you, not to impress anyone else (but you know that). And when those jeans get torn or get gum in them or some other permanent damage, I'll laugh and let you borrow my $40 jeans. lolol.

You're right though. About the finer things. Funny though...how many $60,000/yr earners are buying $200-$400 jeans. I dated a girl like that. Those jeans sure looked good on her too. She managed her money well...too bad she just never had any leftover. Spent every dime.

Sorry you think I'm judging you so harshly. I would hope that you know I don't think ill of you after our various exchanges. As for being proletariat...yeah, though the wife and I have a decent lifestyle and want for nothing, $200+K and I still feel quite proletariat. It just doesn't go as far as it used to!

i'm sorry bro. i've caught so much shit about this that i'm a little trigger happy. i know that you and i have always been cool......

believe me ceo, i don't consider myself the bourgeois lol. i would never

join a country club and i can't golf or play tennis. we live in a modest

home and i drive a 5 year old Lincoln town car. i've had the porsches and

vipers..........over it! we don't live a decadent lifestyle. i have 4 kids that

work for everything they get outside of b'days & christmas. i will not go

into it but kathy and i help a lot of folks. we are givers.

i enjoy my clothes and watches. kathy and i like to travel and stay at

luxurious hotels and eat at nice restaurants. i've been making good

money for 14 years so i don't need a ferrari lol.

and fuck, it's just money.........it's only an indication of how good you are

at making it. it says nothing more than that about a man.

 

[ceo]

i'm sorry bro. i've caught so much shit about this and i'm a little trigger happy. i know that you and i have always been cool......
believe me ceo, i don't consider myself the bourgeois lol. i would never
join a country club and i can't golf or play tennis. we live in a modest
home and i drive a 5 year old Lincoln town car. i've had the porsches and
vipers..........over it! we don't live a decadent lifestyle. i have 4 kids that
work for everything they get outside of b'days & christmas. i will not go
into it but kathy and i help a lot of folks. we are givers.
i enjoy my clothes and watches. kathy and i like to travel and stay at
luxurious hotels and eat at nice restaurants. i've been making good
money for 14 years so i don't need a ferrari lol.
and fuck, it's just money.........it's only an indication of how good you are
at making it. it says nothing more than that about a man.

I'm just a cheap bastard really. Plain and simple that's all it is. I shop at places like Ross and Marshall's. I also shop the outlet stores and I always check the clearance racks or buy things on sale for at least 25% off or more. Oh, and Nordstrom Rack is awesome too. I often buy my tennis shoes there.

Plus I like to be comfortable. I hate wearing ties and dress shirts, suits, dress shoes, etc. I wear board shorts and t-shirts with flip flops every damn chance I get.

When I had to wear a tie at work I always left the top button on my dress shirt undone and wore my tie loose. I told them I had to due to my thyroid condition and that I would bring a doctor's note if they wanted it. They never did.

I've really been thinking that I'd like one of those AC Shelby Cobra replicas though...someday. Of course I'd need to find a great deal on one. My midlife crisis car?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

nimbus, txbondsman, and bigmann245 are all allowed in the clubhouse after their posts

 

[layinback]

I'm just a cheap bastard really. Plain and simple that's all it is. I shop at places like Ross and Marshall's. I also shop the outlet stores and I always check the clearance racks or buy things on sale for at least 25% off or more. Oh, and Nordstrom Rack is awesome too. I often buy my tennis shoes there.

Plus I like to be comfortable. I hate wearing ties and dress shirts, suits, dress shoes, etc. I wear board shorts and t-shirts with flip flops every damn chance I get.

When I had to wear a tie at work I always left the top button on my dress shirt undone and wore my tie loose. I told them I had to due to my thyroid condition and that I would bring a doctor's note if they wanted it. They never did.

I've really been thinking that I'd like one of those AC Shelby Cobra replicas though...someday. Of course I'd need to find a great deal on one. My midlife crisis car?

i don't do suits and ties!!!

as far as the cobra, make sure and get the 427 with side oiler.

it's like your post in one of my threads:

"money, hoes and clothes is all a nigga knows."

i fucking love that ceo

 

[binö]

i don't do suits and ties!!!

as far as the cobra, make sure and get the 427 with side oiler.

it's like your post in one of my threads:

"money, hoes and clothes is all a nigga knows."

i fucking love that ceo

biggie smalls
jayz also had a variation
cash, money
cash money hoes

 

[needtogetaas]

So true. I have dropped a few g's at clubs. Italy was the worst

 

[layinback]

biggie smalls
jayz also had a variation
cash, money
cash money hoes

i figured it was a rap reference.

ceo's placement and timing is impeccable.

that son of a bitch is funny as hell.

make you laugh goin to your mamas funeral on a rainy day funny

 

[ceo]

i figured it was a rap reference.

ceo's placement and timing is impeccable.

that son of a bitch is funny as hell.

make you laugh goin to your mamas funeral on a rainy day funny

Aww...I'm flattered! You tryin to get into my panties?