Never bring cash to a club or bar....

[txbondsman]

lol!

super good story!

but in the end you got no ass
sucks

and THIS surprises you!? his closing ratio is .000001%

hell, he couldn't close the deal with a prostitute if he had a fist full of 100 dollar bills... an UGLY one at THAT!

I guess we're in for another story next week about how he ALMOST got the new bitch, but somehow didn't....

 

[txbondsman]

I worry more about the american express damage
I hate opening that envelope

^^^ yep, far more scary....
not scary, wrong word, far more aggrivating....

 

[AztecWarrior]

Lol>!

 

[calveless wonder]

and THIS surprises you!? his closing ratio is .000001%

hell, he couldn't close the deal with a prostitute if he had a fist full of 100 dollar bills... an UGLY one at THAT!

I guess we're in for another story next week about how he ALMOST got the new bitch, but somehow didn't....

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8180915-post68.html

 

[Raptorex]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/8180915-post68.html

focus on the positives, now answer our questions...damn.

 

[Spartacus]

cav I've never been to south fla
my best bud from the 80s has a condo in fort lauderdale
I need to visit
fvck I need to call him

 

[AztecWarrior]

FL has a ton of latin chicks. Sounds like my heaven.

 

[calveless wonder]

cav I've never been to south fla
my best bud from the 80s has a condo in fort lauderdale
I need to visit
fvck I need to call him

i'm surprised. this would be your type of scene (at least on vacation)....

def worth a visit. living here is a different story, although i still enjoy it especially when i have money to play.

and MM, i have no fuckin clue about the gum and blackberry! I don't remember much after denny's.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm getting re-drunk
fvck I got nothing to do
I'm not driving anywhere and this chcik I've been talking to is in vegas for the weekend
I'm gonna buzz and maybe mow the lawn and hang by the pool

 

[Raptorex]

cav I've never been to south fla
my best bud from the 80s has a condo in fort lauderdale
I need to visit
fvck I need to call him

I stayed with Billy Kilmer once in Ft. Laud (i went with his wifes younger brother), good times.