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need anal sex tips

  • Thread starter Thread starter DepressiveJuice
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DepressiveJuice said:
my girl wants to try it out. any links about dos and dont?
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Even if your penis is in balls deep, if she even mutters "...no..." pull it out immediately (The Kobe rule).
 
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well there are many toys(butt plugs) your women can get to expand her anus, they helpful so when you stick your meat in, her anus will be bigger.....

and when u do it first just slow and ask her if she is ok
 
i was wondering how long it would take for AAP to respond to this thread with his often quoted response.
 
Take it from rnch and I, if you have a little dick (under 5 inches) spare the girl from anal sex.

Little dicks are not worth the hassle, the pain, the hemmorroids, the tearing, etc....

And yes, that was NOT a typo... I really meant little dicks when I said it.
 
mines over 6 inches so im good :)

anyone besides AAP and rnch have had a dick in their anus?
 
Ok guys, this is coming from a woman. I have tried it all, KY jelly babyoil...my own juices ...everything, the best thing that I have came across is Astroglide. I have never loved anal sex as much as I do now.
You put the tip in...easy...let her glide it in, and u pump a little at a time, pushing the penis in farter every time. Watch her face because you will be able to tell that way, if she is enjoying it. By the time the astroglide gets where it is supposed to go, she will be erotically pleased. I wanted him to go farther inside me. Good luck!!! I hope this helps
 
SoKlueles said:
Ok guys, this is coming from a woman. I have tried it all, KY jelly babyoil...my own juices ...everything, the best thing that I have came across is Astroglide. I have never loved anal sex as much as I do now.
You put the tip in...easy...let her glide it in, and u pump a little at a time, pushing the penis in farter every time. Watch her face because you will be able to tell that way, if she is enjoying it. By the time the astroglide gets where it is supposed to go, she will be erotically pleased. I wanted him to go farther inside me. Good luck!!! I hope this helps
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Where do you get Astroglide from??

I always used KY...I might try out your idea though..
 
you can pick up astroglide at drugstores. i get it at sav-on. although i wouldnt call it the best lubricant. my girl and i have used it before and she still got vaginal tears
 
Tiervexx said:


Is there anything extra you have to do with a first timer? Or do you just have to start out slow?
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anal ez sometimes numbs your sheriffs badge in order to "help" with the first time entry. Of course it numbs the cock back there too and that means it takes longer for your partner to cum. So if you are not enjoying it.... your "torment" will last longer than normal.
 
SoKlueles said:
Ok guys, this is coming from a woman. I have tried it all, KY jelly babyoil...my own juices ...everything, the best thing that I have came across is Astroglide. I have never loved anal sex as much as I do now.
You put the tip in...easy...let her glide it in, and u pump a little at a time, pushing the penis in farter every time. Watch her face because you will be able to tell that way, if she is enjoying it. By the time the astroglide gets where it is supposed to go, she will be erotically pleased. I wanted him to go farther inside me. Good luck!!! I hope this helps
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Contrary to what some people may think... I have never had a cock in my ass. What does it feel like? Can you describe it? I see the tricks with their eyes rolling up and moaning and groaning when I thump them, but I have no clue what the feeling for them is like.

Also, try EROS and you will throw away astroglide forever.

And don't get me started on that nasty KY.
 
Damn DJ your girl must be super tight. Either that or you have a humongus schlong.=P
 
Let her/him guide the head in. drive the shaft very slowly and let her/him guide you. Every time you go a little deeper -stop, wait twenty seconds and then push forward. It also helps for the bottom to be very drunk.
 
When does the "I feel like I'm taking a dump" feeling go away or is that part of the pleasure?
 
AAP said:


Contrary to what some people may think... I have never had a cock in my ass. What does it feel like? Can you describe it? I see the tricks with their eyes rolling up and moaning and groaning when I thump them, but I have no clue what the feeling for them is like.

Also, try EROS and you will throw away astroglide forever.

And don't get me started on that nasty KY.
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Astroglide made me throw away KY....well Ky was just ucky.
Ok to explain anal and how it feels.
When you are having anal, you feeel filled up..I have never felt like i was gonna go to the bathroom...Once you get thru the initial burning sensation, you feel him everywhere...and maybe its a bit of....anal sex is not the norm....it is not regular sex and its a little naughty. I dont know..I feel every inch of him when he is pumping. I love it.
 
If everyone went by what you consider 'normal' then we would all be spanking our monkey to David Hesselhoff all day.
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WTF? Where did this shit come from? When have I posted anything to make me sound even remotely homosexual??
 
AAP said:


anal ez sometimes numbs your sheriffs badge in order to "help" with the first time entry. Of course it numbs the cock back there too and that means it takes longer for your partner to cum. So if you are not enjoying it.... your "torment" will last longer than normal.
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fuck that, I'll just have to start out slow.
 
DepressiveJuice said:
mines over 6 inches so im good :)

anyone besides AAP and rnch have had a dick in their anus?
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I would say take it very very slow. and use lots of lube, by slow i mean start with a finger and then move up from there, if you rush it , it will hurt the woman and you might never get another chance.(this could take a few tries ,or days)

Let her be the monitor of pain, STOP means stop, dont move, untill she tells you to either start again or pull it out. there is usally a point that hurts like hell when you start but if you (the male) just holds still for a min it will pass, them the pleasure will be for her and you.Some time you might have to just wait till the next time to continue

i t would also be smart to get a small vibrator for her ,to use on her kitty ,because you will be working in the back.

She also needs to be warmed up first. lots of forplay. the first few times it might not be great for the woman. But after a few times, WOW it gives me goose bumps
 
I don't have anal sex often (very rare indeed), but I had a guy go to fuck me in the ass and I said, ok - it's been a while - take it REALLY SLOW.

Well, it just wasn't slow enough. I heard this popping noise (I guess my ass broke) and I said softly, "Ok, now get the fuck off of me."

I got up and walked around with my butt feeling like I'd just crapped one of those really big poopoos, only think of it as about twice the biggest poopoo you've ever had come out.

I was in pain. But then I lay back down and said, "Now, I want you to cum on my face."

Ha - I'm a whore!
 
oh yea, anal sex tips, forgot to include that - definitely use lube on both the dick and the ass . . . and ram the bitch in. The faster, the better. You'll get the best response that way . . .

hehehe
 
mystique said:
Sweetnes, did you ever feel like you were taking a shit during anal sex?
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No!! But some times there is presure that might fell that way.
If you do,you might need to use the bathroom before you try it again
 
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