Need a sex alternative...............

[Testosterone boy]

Women are generally quite unstable.

My cyborg project is grossly underfunded.

Prostitutes just don't rock my boat.

Tired of pornos......don't rock my boat either.



What to do?

 

[ZKaudio]

get a real doll or w/e they're called.

 

[hardrock]

farm animals

 

[Optimus B]

learn hypnosis

 

[Daisy_Girl]

become gay.

 

[tiger88]

bro i think u need to come chil with me in a straight way bro

 

[Testosterone boy]

become gay.

I tried....men just don't turn me on.

I remember walking down South Beach with some wood due to the abundance of female flesh. I hit the gay section and all of the blood ran out like a commode got flushed...........at least 1/2 pint of fluid was lost for the 5 minutes it took to traverse their block.


I do sometimes envy gay men though. For so many reasons. They have problems with men though. Imagine that.



Can you help a bor out with this problem I am experiencing? Just by talking of course.

 

[Testosterone boy]

bro i think u need to come chil with me in a straight way bro

We'll take a trip into Mexico bor.


I drove a Fiat to Acapulco once. It broke down by Atotonico El Grande.....110 miles from Mexico City. Could not speak Spanish and could not get checks cashed. No Fiats in Mexico either.

Good times bor, good times.

 

[big_bad_buff]

dude, it was either 20/20 or 60 minutes that i saw this on. it was some type of Hypnosex or something. it showed these couples being hypnotized some how, and they would get off just by touching each other, showed like a 4some. two guys and two girls all holding hands(with all clothes on) and it sounded like a porno, they were all moaning and groaning and getting off. freakin crazy.

learn hypnosis

 

[Testosterone boy]

farm animals

I have heard good reports on sheep. Seriously bor.

 

[jerkbox]

www.realdoll.com

 

[tiger88]

I have heard good reports on sheep. Seriously bor.

when i was in a soc or psch class i read that some kids who grow up on farms, there first fuck is an anaimal .....the % was higer then what u would think

 

[Raina]

You could always take up a drug problem.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You could always take up a drug problem.

WTF?



Did I ask how to flush my life down the commode?



I have a very good life but people judge me on my game with females. I kind of retired from the chick scene after a thorough investigation but I do need some kind of game going on.


The EF chicks are not the worlds most cooperative flirters either. This really tears me up too.

 

[Raina]

I'm not usually a very good flirter because I'm one of those damn women who's sickeningly loyal to her bf.

Maybe you'll run into a hot little fairly sane vixen sometime soon and the problem will be over!

 

[Testosterone boy]

become gay.

I put on my thinking cap and thought these were likely words for someone with experience in such matters?

 

[big_bad_buff]

I wonder if you can hypnotize yourself into thinking your doing it with someone lol

 

[Daisy_Girl]

I put on my thinking cap and thought these were likely words for someone with experience in such matters?

Nope. Very heterosexual.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Nope. Very heterosexual.

In this case, we must meet if you visit Colorado.

I have a house close to the mountains ya know. Boat, jeep, snowmobile, ATV, 11" penis.


OK........there is one exaggeration up there. Only a little bit though.

 

[jnuts]

In this case, we must meet if you visit Colorado.

I have a house close to the mountains ya know. Boat, jeep, snowmobile, ATV,

I thought your boat was broke?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Chop it off and rub your nipples for your eroticis zone!

 

[sk*]

Jesus hates people that have sex.

-sk

 

[justyxxxx]

I tried....men just don't turn me on.

I remember walking down South Beach with some wood due to the abundance of female flesh. I hit the gay section and all of the blood ran out like a commode got flushed...........at least 1/2 pint of fluid was lost for the 5 minutes it took to traverse their block.

Baby, you just haven't met Big Daddy J. After just 10 minutes, you'll be slurpin' down cock and eating ass all night long . . . Guaranteed or Your Money Back!

 

[Pikaia]

Baby, you just haven't met Big Daddy J. After just 10 minutes, you'll be slurpin' down cock and eating ass all night long . . . Guaranteed or Your Money Back!

Does that mean Big Daddy J is a male hooker?

 

[justyxxxx]

Does that mean Big Daddy J is a male hooker?

Big Daddy J can be anything you want me to be . . . Bubbles, Bitch Face, Cum Drops, Testosterone's Little Whore, Big Rompin Daddy, Italian Stallion . . .

Name your Wish . . . and it shall be granted - the Big Daddy J Way . . .

 

[Pikaia]

this thread smells like hedonism