Need a sex alternative...............

[Testosterone boy]

Women are generally quite unstable.

My cyborg project is grossly underfunded.

Prostitutes just don't rock my boat.

Tired of pornos......don't rock my boat either.



What to do?

 

[ZKaudio]

get a real doll or w/e they're called.

 

[hardrock]

farm animals

 

[Optimus B]

learn hypnosis

 

[Daisy_Girl]

become gay.

 

[tiger88]

bro i think u need to come chil with me in a straight way bro

 

[Testosterone boy]

become gay.

I tried....men just don't turn me on.

I remember walking down South Beach with some wood due to the abundance of female flesh. I hit the gay section and all of the blood ran out like a commode got flushed...........at least 1/2 pint of fluid was lost for the 5 minutes it took to traverse their block.


I do sometimes envy gay men though. For so many reasons. They have problems with men though. Imagine that.



Can you help a bor out with this problem I am experiencing? Just by talking of course.

 

[Testosterone boy]

bro i think u need to come chil with me in a straight way bro

We'll take a trip into Mexico bor.


I drove a Fiat to Acapulco once. It broke down by Atotonico El Grande.....110 miles from Mexico City. Could not speak Spanish and could not get checks cashed. No Fiats in Mexico either.

Good times bor, good times.

 

[big_bad_buff]

dude, it was either 20/20 or 60 minutes that i saw this on. it was some type of Hypnosex or something. it showed these couples being hypnotized some how, and they would get off just by touching each other, showed like a 4some. two guys and two girls all holding hands(with all clothes on) and it sounded like a porno, they were all moaning and groaning and getting off. freakin crazy.

learn hypnosis

 

[Testosterone boy]

farm animals

I have heard good reports on sheep. Seriously bor.