geez special agent whoeveryou are, can't a brother get a break?? read the article in Time mag--these people are older professionals who do more to discourage use by kids than any of your gov's programs--in fact, there are more than a couple of people on this board the use gear b/c modern medcine cannot help them (crohns, ibs, etc).
granted, you have a job to do but when is the last time a 30 yo doc/lawyer/engineer/business owner knocked over a liquor store to feed their gear habit?
heck, we even support le on gear--may just save your life someday