My Wife is Funny She Thought they Had Penis Stockings at the Tanning Salon

[rnch]

So would ya'll buy one if they sold them say for like $4 or something?

per inch?

 

[curling]

per inch?

I hope not I would go broke(did I just type that lame excuse for humor? yep i did)

 

[drrman]

this happened to a guy i work with....his wife gave him a gift certificate for a tanning salon for a christmas present. he mentioned he was going to try it over the weekend.....he called in sick for 3 days.....was evasive why he was calling in. finally on the third day his wife let it slip out that his "little man" was so sunburnt he couldn't put clothes on.

even i know you can't beat off in the tanning bed using the tanning lotion for lubricant....lol

 

[rnch]

I hope not I would go broke(did I just type that lame excuse for humor? yep i did)

bra, brag, BRAG!!!

 

[AAP]

the cheapest would be to just use a condom.

 

[drrman]

the cheapest would be to just use a condom.

would you have to keep a boner the entire time? and would it block all the bad rays?