My Wife is Funny She Thought they Had Penis Stockings at the Tanning Salon

[curling]

I told her no way and she said yes they have those and something that girls put over their nips. And so she went last night and asked them if they had penis stocking for tanning and they laughed and said no. Now she thinks she is going to get rich because she wants to invent one. I told her that their wasn't enough market to make any money then she got mad at me. And just to prove her more wrong I used my gym sock and laid in there naked last night so I wouldn't burn Petee.

 

[drrman]

I told her no way and she said yes they have those and something that girls put over their nips. And so she went last night and asked them if they had penis stocking for tanning and they laughed and said no. Now she thinks she is going to get rich because she wants to invent one. I told her that their wasn't enough market to make any money then she got mad at me. And just to prove her more wrong I used my gym sock and laid in there naked last night so I wouldn't burn Petee.

i been using a sock for years! don't wanna lose any sensitivity there!

she might not get rich but i bet some would sell!!!

i'd buy a nice velvet one! get my name embroidered on it! i could see it now!

everyone on elite would be buying the 15" long one as we all have 15" cocks here.....and 19-21" arms

 

[heatherrae]

ROFL...@ your wife's new invention! =-)

 

[rnch]

i perfer tan lines....shows progress.

 

[jnevin]

I burned Mr. Winkie the first time I ever went tanning. Gym sock for me now...

 

[curling]

So would ya'll buy one if they sold them say for like $4 or something?

 

[jnevin]

no

 

[drrman]

So would ya'll buy one if they sold them say for like $4 or something?

HELL YEH.....

 

[curling]

no

$3?

 

[rnch]

I burned Mr. Winkie the first time I ever went tanning. Gym sock for me now...

this happened to a guy i work with....his wife gave him a gift certificate for a tanning salon for a christmas present. he mentioned he was going to try it over the weekend.....he called in sick for 3 days.....was evasive why he was calling in. finally on the third day his wife let it slip out that his "little man" was so sunburnt he couldn't put clothes on.