If you want just two workouts then I would start each one with either squats and deads
Then I would split up military press and bench press, so put bench with squats and military with deads. Then I would split up dips and chins, and I would rather dips with military than bench so put dips with military and then put chins with bench. Now add in some lower body work something like lep presses and good mornings
Last thing calf work but this is optional
Deads pyramid up to a 5 rep set
Military Press pyramid up to an 8 rep set
Leg Press or Walking BB Lunges 3 sets 10-15
Dips 2-4 sets with bodyweight until you can do 15 reps with bodyweight
Standing Calf Raise
Squats pyramid up to a 5 rep set
Bench pyramid up to a 5 rep set
Good Mornings or Weighted Hypers 3 sets 10-15
Chins 2-4 sets with bodyweight until you can do 12 reps with bodyweight
Seated Calf Raise
But why do you only want 2 workouts? Are u lifting twice a week or alternating between these working out 3 days a week or something?
Especially if your a beginner keeping it simple like this is great for strength gains, dont go to failure either. For Squats, Bench, Deadlift, Military I would ramp up to one heavy set of 3-8 reps, keep deads in the low end and military in the higher end too. Then with dips and chins start out with bodyweight sets, 2-4 sets each workout. Leg presses/Lunges and Good Mornings/Hypers try 3 sets of 10-15.