My name is KillahBee

[KillahBee]

I am 24 years old.
I live alone.
I work extremely hard and enjoy almost every second of it.
At work, I am an extremely personable guy that most people think is hilarious and a little crazy.
I despise the bar scene.
I hardly ever drink anymore - it does nothing for me anymore.
I have almost nothing in common with most people my age.
I have been accused of acting like a 70-year-old man.
I drink Brandy Manahattans.
On Sundays, I go out and get a Capuccino and sit on a city bench reading the paper. That night, I cook a pasta dinner with some sort of fish and enjoy a glass of wine and a nice cigar.
I am at my happiest when I am in the gym at 5:30am before work.
I do not actively seek a girlfriend b/c I have given up on womankind.
I am obsessed with Salvador Dali, partially because his paintings are amazing and partially because he was an insane genius.
I am Italian American and that means everything to me.
I do not watch reality television (unless there is a hot Asian on it).
I feel out of place in normal society.
I go out of my way to be alone.
I am bound for glory.

 

[MR Pink]

I think you need professional help

 

[KillahBee]

I think you need professional help

What, like a prostitute?

 

[MR Pink]

Yes, but not every prostitute is fitted for this kind of work...he must have strong hands, chest hair and soft lips

 

[KillahBee]

Yes, but not every prostitute is fitted for this kind of work...he must have strong hands, chest hair and soft lips

you mean SoKlueles?

 

[MR Pink]

you mean SoKlueles?

If her nickname is Bubba...yes

 

[perkele]

 

[KillahBee]

LMAO

 

[powerslave]

His name would be Notsokillahbee

 

[Lady Viking]

This thread is useless without pics.