My morning

[WoodyO]

i'm knot...i said it wasn't MY idea of a good time...plus i know you like craft beer and cigars...a far cry from hallucinating and losing control of your bodily functions, yes?

I'm open to experimentation.

 

[caligirl85]

So that kid has been travelling the world with his dad and younger brother for the last two years. 9 months in Thailand, 6 in the Phillipines, Costa Rica...a whole lot of jungle mystery going on up there. Mom is deceased and dad isn't coming home. He set the kid up in an apt and left again. wtf?!?

The other girl tried to stab us with a plastic fork and is now in restraints. Good times!

 

[caligirl85]

I'm open to experimentation.

Just wear a depends. You'll be fine

 

[WoodyO]

Just wear a depends. You'll be fine

I can ask my assistant to clean me up

 

[nangiggles]

I have to go see a kid who's parents adopted him and his siblings from Yugoslavia, they didn't want one of the kids but it was a "package deal" they've been engaging in physical sexual and bizarre and unusual abuse for years now, FML

 

[digimon7068]

I have to go see a kid who's parents adopted him and his siblings from Yugoslavia, they didn't want one of the kids but it was a "package deal" they've been engaging in physical sexual and bizarre and unusual abuse for years now, FML

when you go to see the kid can you kill the parents and save the taxpayers a bunch of money??

 

[nangiggles]

when you go to see the kid can you kill the parents and save the taxpayers a bunch of money??

I have to be careful myself, he sleeps with knives and stabs the matress during the night. I also had a 17 year old soil my car last month... good times

 

[WoodyO]

Sounds like a fun job

 

[digimon7068]

I have to be careful myself, he sleeps with knives and stabs the matress during the night. I also had a 17 year old soil my car last month... good times

all this talk of mattresses and stabbing is making me horny...

 

[caligirl85]

I have to go see a kid who's parents adopted him and his siblings from Yugoslavia, they didn't want one of the kids but it was a "package deal" they've been engaging in physical sexual and bizarre and unusual abuse for years now, FML

It's amazing how often that happens.