My girlfriend asked me if I ever cry

[alien amp pharm]

So I told her that certain movies make me cry.

She asked which ones.

I said Forest Gump and Stealth (the recent, futuristic, unmanned jet movie).

With a very confused and enquiring look on her face, she asked "Stealth? Why the heck did that make you cry?!?"

I replied "Because Jessica Beil never took her bathing suit off".





hahahahaha. Okay in order to save this thread, what makes you guys cry? Do you ever cry in front of your woman/man ?

 

[habitualhealth]

lmao @ "my girlfriend"

 

[Cutiebaby]

I was thinking the same as HH.
When did this all happen?

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOL....nothing unless I am in love lol...then if I am frustrated in a fight and can't get what I want out...or that they are just breaking my heart

 

[alien amp pharm]

Notice how the chicks just flock to my threads


Like soklu on cupcake

 

[blueta2]

No way, you have a girlfriend? Does she speak or does she need batteries for that?
My guy never cries in front of me.....well only when I tweek his nipples ;-)

 

[habitualhealth]

Notice how the chicks just flock to my threads


Like soklu on cupcake

you aren't as funny as i remember you being. hmmm.

 

[Gymgurl]

He just has to blow her up

 

[alien amp pharm]

My guy never cries in front of me.....well only when I tweek his nipples ;-)

I bet he cries to his buddies whenever you are not around

 

[alien amp pharm]

you aren't as funny as i remember you being. hmmm.

good thing I still have these tremendous looks then