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Yarg!
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seriously... i havent seen this guy in a yr, he comes back from toronto and we now work together at a restaurant. and everytime i see him hes like
"yo whatsup *nipple pinch*
i usually just laugh it off and just like stab him in the ribs or something. today i called him fat (cuz hes seriously let himself go...) and hes like "yo dont call me fat, you fucker' *nipple pinch*
and in the kitchen im making some fucking lasagne and he pops up from behind me and goes "call me fat will you??" and starts nipple pinching me.
i go into the backroom to get some vegetables and hes there doing the dishes. hes like "yo its my friend 'yarg!' " and immediately lunges for my nipples. i parry his jab and procedde to jab him hard in the ribs with my index and middle finger. however, this only provokes him and he proceddes to unleash an onslaught of tickling and nipple pinching.. to which i cant help , but giggle like a school girl. and make remarks such as "stop it! tehehehe" and youre "hurting me..stop tehehehehe" and "quit iiiit youre gonna make me wet..tehehehehe" ok that didnt happen. but he does grab my nipples to an uncomfortable degree. i need your help bros... this is my darkest hour.
"yo whatsup *nipple pinch*
i usually just laugh it off and just like stab him in the ribs or something. today i called him fat (cuz hes seriously let himself go...) and hes like "yo dont call me fat, you fucker' *nipple pinch*
and in the kitchen im making some fucking lasagne and he pops up from behind me and goes "call me fat will you??" and starts nipple pinching me.
i go into the backroom to get some vegetables and hes there doing the dishes. hes like "yo its my friend 'yarg!' " and immediately lunges for my nipples. i parry his jab and procedde to jab him hard in the ribs with my index and middle finger. however, this only provokes him and he proceddes to unleash an onslaught of tickling and nipple pinching.. to which i cant help , but giggle like a school girl. and make remarks such as "stop it! tehehehe" and youre "hurting me..stop tehehehehe" and "quit iiiit youre gonna make me wet..tehehehehe" ok that didnt happen. but he does grab my nipples to an uncomfortable degree. i need your help bros... this is my darkest hour.
